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Trump Shoots World Record 39 Under Par, 12 Holes-in-One, During Golf Outing

President Donald Trump hit the links over the weekend and reportedly broke two long standing world records and accomplished golf’s greatest feat.  Trump reportedly finished the round of 18 with a whopping 39 under par breaking the previous [...]

Trump Administration to Launch “Black Beans Matter” Campaign

  <Washington, DC>The Trump Administration has launched a “Black Beans Matter” (“Frijoles Negros Importan”) campaign in support of a Goya Foods whose top executive was criticized last week for supporting President [...]

Trump Paints Himself Into A Corner in Oval Office

Image Source: Flikr Donald J. Trump, fresh from a second contentious Oval Office meeting with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, wasted no time blaming both Democrats for the breakdown in negotiations designed [...]

Study Shows Majority Of Americans Believe Trump’s Twitter Intrinsically Linked To His Presidency

Donald Trump is infamous for his aggressive tweeting habits, which is why internet users were left utterly befuddled Thursday when @realdonaldtrump linked to a broken page on Twitter’s website. It has been reported that a disgruntled Twitter [...]

Trump Reports World Record 39 Under Par, 12 Holes-in-One, During Golf Outing

President Donald Trump hit the links over the weekend and reportedly broke two long standing world records and accomplished golf’s greatest feat.  Trump reportedly finished the round of 18 with a whopping 39 under par breaking the previous [...]

Vladimir Tops the List of Most Popular Baby Names in US

WASHINGTON, DC — Vladimir now heads the list of the most popular baby names for American boys, bumping Jackson, Aiden, Lucas, and Liam from the top spots. The Russian moniker began trending last year, reflecting the increasing number of Republican [...]


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