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Climate Change Linked To Whiny Liberal Windbags

<National Report>A Koch brothers financed study of global warming and climate change has found a conclusive correlative link between rising global temperatures and an increasing amount of hot air coming out of the mouths of Liberals who [...]
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Obama’s Executive Amnesty Will Grant Illegals Marijuana Seller Permits

Washington, D.C. – President Obama’s executive amnesty will provide immigrants with many controversial benefits that have many Americans scratching their heads. Recently the Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC), has sparked the most outrage, [...]
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7-Year-Old Emancipated From Republican ‘Dance Mom From Hell’

<PARSIPANNY, NJ>  7-year-old “Ashley M” made history last week, becoming the youngest person in the state of New Jersey granted legal emancipation from a parent – a parent Family Court Judge Jerome Hill called a “Republican [...]
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Sarah Palin Vows To Lift “A Finger” To Help Hillary Clinton’s Campaign

BILLINGS, Montana – Vowing to “lift a finger” to “help” Hillary “Emailgate” Clinton’s all-but-formally-announced presidential campaign, GOP firebrand Sarah Palin made light of her recent and accidental [...]
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‘East Coast Liberals’ Little League Team Stripped Of Championship For Recruiting Conservative Players

NEW YORK – In yet another Little League baseball scandal, news comes that the East Coast Liberals, an all-progressive baseball team from New York City, was stripped of their championship title for bringing in conservative ringers from [...]
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11 Accusers in Cosby Rape Scandal Linked to White Power Hate Group

Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> As if the shameful media lynching of a black man in America could get any more bizarre, the National Report learned late yesterday that 11 of the Cosby accusers have links to the [...]
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Toys For Tots Marines Ordered to Distribute Korans

Commanding Office Resigns Commission Quantico VA – When Michelle Obama gave her support to the Marine Corps Toys for Tots Foundation, many patriotic Americans and other conservatives cast a skeptical glare toward the First Lady. As a [...]
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New Scientific Study Confirms Liberals Are Ignorant Low Down Dirty Trailer Trash

  Sidebar: “The idea that you earn things – that you earn respect, that you earn income, responsibility, the vote, punishment… these ideas are anathema to the liberal mind.” Dennis Prager By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National [...]
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James O’Keefe Arrested on Charges of Conspiracy to Commit Voter Fraud

<National Report> American conservative activist and filmmaker James O’Keefe is facing charges after being arrested for conspiracy to commit voter fraud in North Carolina. O’Keefe’s arrest came only after he showed up at Charlotte’s [...]