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Climate Change Linked To Whiny Liberal Windbags

<National Report>A Koch brothers financed study of global warming and climate change has found a conclusive correlative link between rising global temperatures and an increasing amount of hot air coming out of the mouths of Liberals who [...]
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Liberals Continue to Smear Scott Walker

By: Cassidy Pen, TNReport Objective News Reporter/Political Analyst Even after the Honorable Republican Governor Scott Walker (R-Wisconsin) won a recall attempt to circumvent his term in the great State of Wisconsin, the left has been in denial. [...]
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Unprecedented Security on Nugent Tour

New Measures Announced in Response to Recent Threats By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, The National Report Political Research and Correspondence Reporter   <Rock City, MI> In response to recent threats of violence, [...]
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War on Christmas: Salvation Army Volunteer Attacked

<Granger, MO> In the continuing War of Christmas being waged on America by misguided atheists, a red kettle Salvation Army volunteer, Fred Merek was assaulted and seriously injured yesterday for wishing passersby a “Merry Christmas.” Merek [...]
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Facebook’s Conservative Lady Exposed As Liberal-Run Satire Page

<NR>I am both a far right conservative and a humble servant of Jesus Christ. My faith, my political affiliation, these are  important aspects of my identity. I believe it is only natural that I would want the people, places and things [...]
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Women, Menstruation And Shame: What Can Be Done About The Public Purchase Of Feminine Hygiene Products?

(World) – The vagina. That fleshy butterfly, salted away between a woman’s thighs. There it remains, shrouded in taboo mystery. Concealed. Hidden, and for good reason… A mere glance at the female reproductive organ makes one [...]
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I keep rollin' down the road
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I keep rollin' down the road - Lyrics "Call Me the Breeze" written by JJ Cale, performed by Lynard Skynard

Thong Cape Scooter Man Harassed, Avenged in Liberal City

(National Report) – A 56 year old Madison, Wisconsin man has been cleared for takeoff by Madison police after multiple sightings around town left many in whipsawed wonder. Police received multiple complaints regarding a man riding a scooter, [...]
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Jon McNaughton’s Newest Painting Outsells Bea Arthur’s Breasts

(National Report) – Jon McNaughton, the tea-talented Picasso that uses paint to illuminate the foibles of Liberalism, has a new painting featuring Satan, a donkey and other Liberal superstars. The sure to be controversial painting entitled [...]
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Pat Robertson Blames Waco Blast on Homosexuals and Liberals

<National Report> Just moments ago a huge explosion occurred at a fertilizer plant near Waco, TX leaving possibly hundreds of people likely injured. Makeshift command and triage centers have been setup on site and witnesses are using all [...]