New Measures Announced in Response to Recent Threats By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, The National Report Political Research and Correspondence Reporter <Rock City, MI> In response to recent threats of violence, [...]
<Granger, MO> In the continuing War of Christmas being waged on America by misguided atheists, a red kettle Salvation Army volunteer, Fred Merek was assaulted and seriously injured yesterday for wishing passersby a “Merry Christmas.” Merek [...]
<NR>I am both a far right conservative and a humble servant of Jesus Christ. My faith, my political affiliation, these are important aspects of my identity. I believe it is only natural that I would want the people, places and things [...]
Women, Menstruation And Shame: What Can Be Done About The Public Purchase Of Feminine Hygiene Products?
(World) – The vagina. That fleshy butterfly, salted away between a woman’s thighs. There it remains, shrouded in taboo mystery. Concealed. Hidden, and for good reason… A mere glance at the female reproductive organ makes one [...]
(National Report) – A 56 year old Madison, Wisconsin man has been cleared for takeoff by Madison police after multiple sightings around town left many in whipsawed wonder. Police received multiple complaints regarding a man riding a scooter, [...]
(National Report) – Jon McNaughton, the tea-talented Picasso that uses paint to illuminate the foibles of Liberalism, has a new painting featuring Satan, a donkey and other Liberal superstars. The sure to be controversial painting entitled [...]
<National Report> Just moments ago a huge explosion occurred at a fertilizer plant near Waco, TX leaving possibly hundreds of people likely injured. Makeshift command and triage centers have been setup on site and witnesses are using all [...]