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Flint Bong Water Cause of Teens’ Death: Coroner Reveals

Flint, MI – Two Flint teenagers have died and two more are being treated after smoking what the medical examiner’s office is calling “toxic marijuana” made poisonous by lead water filtration through a contaminated glass water pipe, [...]
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Kanye West Calls Brown v. Board Of Education ‘Best Supreme Court Decision Of All Time’

Many celebrities have shown their support of the recent Supreme Court decision in the case of Obergefell v. Hodges that ruled in favor of same-sex marriage. However, rapper Kanye West reportedly had a strange reaction when asked for his thoughts [...]

Father’s Day Nightmare: Caitlyn Jenner Snaps At Kim Kardashian, “Put The Lotion In The F-ing Basket!”

<Calabasas, CA.>It was a tense and awkward Father’s Day at the Kardashian compound this Sunday. As the brood gathered round their newly appointed matriarch and prepared to lavish “her” with expensive gifts, they found [...]
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Kim Kardashian Names Baby Boy Embryo Bruce Caitlyn

Calabasas, Calif. – It was bound to happen. The Kim Kardashian / Kanye West PR machine, ramping up interest surrounding Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, has hitched its caboose onto the blockbuster (and mostly positive) publicity explosion [...]
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Bruce Jenner Sexual Reassignment Tape Goes Viral

YOUTUBE – Not to be outdone by former step daughter’s sex tape, Bruce Jenner released video of his sexual reassignment surgery and reached 10 million views in 15 minutes. “We considered a lot of other offers.” says ex-wife Kris [...]
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President Obama Nominates Kanye West to Head National Endowment for the Arts

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Despite his unscripted remarks in which President Obama referred to the popular rapper as a “jackass” following Kanye West’s storming of the stage at 2009’s VMA awards, the White House is set to announce the [...]
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Kanye West Files For Tax Exempt Status, Claims He’s Forming “Church Of Yeezus”

People who enjoy the music and other creature ventures of music star Kanye West are no longer simply his fans, but his religious disciples… whether they want to be or not. That’s because West officially filed for tax exempt status [...]
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Kim Kardashian’s Large Ass Bruised After A Fall

LOS ANGELES – Months after drawing attention to her oversized talents in last November’s Paper Magazine, yet another story concerning Kim Kardashian and her very large ass has muscled its way into the American consciousness. A story [...]
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Alert Level Kanye: Academy Awards Beef Up Security In Advance Of Event

Reports out of Hollywood claim that officials with the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) have increased security measures ahead of Sunday’s awards ceremony. Chief security officer, George Hudson, explains that along [...]
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Kanye West Replaces John Lennon On 2015 Remake Of Abbey Road

Fans of the Beatles can officially look forward to a 2015 remake of Abbey Road in its entirety. The album is set to be released fall of 2015 and will include original band members Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr. Paul McCartney has confirmed [...]
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Dearest Kayne – Sit Your Punk-Ass Down

The following is an open letter from National Report’s very own Manfred Peregrine… In my long, illustrious career as a celebrity gossip columnist, I have witnessed a plethora of smug, entitled behavior from individuals so egotistical, [...]
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Kanye West Applies For Refugee Status

LOS ANGELES, California – Should celebrities be legally classified as a protected class of individuals?  Kanye West thinks so when it comes to the way the press and paparazzi treat famous people.  The rapper, producer and fashion designer [...]

Do You Have An Above Average IQ? Five Signs You Might Be Smarter Than You Think You Are!

Positive Attitude Einstein shed not one single solitary tear of sadness during his long and storied life. Tesla could frequently be seen whistling happily as he concocted scientific wonders in his expansive lab. Bobby Fisher, the chess champion [...]
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Five Signs You Have An Above Average IQ

Positive Attitude Einstein shed not one solitary tear of sadness during his long and storied life. Tesla could frequently be seen whistling happily as he concocted scientific wonders in his expansive lab. Bobby Fisher, the chess champion with [...]