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Kanye West Scheduled To Perform At Westboro Baptist Church Fred Phelps Funeral

Kanye West has been scheduled to perform at Fred Phelps funeral procession next week in Topeka, Kansas. The aging patriarch of the infamous Westboro Baptist church passed away yesterday afternoon shortly after he had been transferred to a local [...]
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Think You’re A Genius? You Probably Are! Five Signs You’re Smarter Than Everyone You Know!

Positive Attitude Einstein shed not one single solitary tear of sadness during his long and storied life. Tesla could frequently be seen whistling happily as he concocted scientific wonders in his expansive lab. Bobby Fisher, the Chess champion [...]
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Shocking Truth About The Kim And Kanye Baby: It’s HIDEOUS!

<NR>It has been many moons since Kim Kardashian spread her ample thighs and excreted the female suckling spawn awkwardly dubbed “North West” into the world. It has been assumed that Kim along with the child’s sire, perpetually [...]
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Delicious Placenta Recipes to Celebrate Kim and Kanye’s New Baby Girl!

(National Report) – Congratulations to Kim and Kanye, on the birth of their new baby girl, confirmed by US magazine. It has been said that the way to man’s heart is through his stomach. What better way to say “Thanks for implanting this [...]
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Chicken & Hennessey Loving Negro Kanye Eats Kim’s Homemade Fried Chicken

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> We all know how much colored folks love their fried chicken, and how much Kanye loves his Hennessey. Yesterday, two days before Kim Kardashian’s baby shower for her and [...]
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Kanye’s Gay Sex Scandal Only Raises New Questions!

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Six days ago the news broke of wannabe ghetto rapper Kanye West’s, homosexual relationship with Givenchy fashion designer Riccardo Tisci. It was shocking news since Kim [...]
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Kanye West Dumped & Outed by Fashion Designer Riccardo Tisci

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Sidebar: “If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility” – Kanye West at the MTV EMAs, November 2006. <NationalReport> So far 2013 has not been kind to rapper Kanye West. [...]


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