Should Justin Bieber Be Deported From The Planet Earth?

  // // // ]]> Footage of Justin Bieber’s deposition has left many Americans seething with anger and calling for the pint-sized pop sensation’s deportation. Biber is accused of assaulting a paparazzi in Miami, FL. after [...]
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Media Got It Wrong…Bieber Saved Aircraft From Imminent Doom

<National Report>Teterboro, NJ–Recent reports of Justin Bieber, his father Jeremy Bieber and their entourage smoking pot while aboard a private executive jet enroute to the Super Bowl appear to be false. When DEA and U.S. Customs [...]
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Justin Bieber Tweets He’s Thankful White Privilege Still Means Something in the US

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Eight days after the Calabasas home of rapper Justin Bieber was raided by Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputies the music icon Tweeted that he is “grateful for white privilege in America [...]

Justin Bieber’s House Raided By Feds After He Pledges Allegiance To The Juggalo Gods

Friends and fans of Justin Bieber were left scratching their heads after enduring months of obnoxious antics perpetrated by the one-time wholesome heart-throb, but now it appears that the culprit nestled snugly within all this turmoil has finally [...]

Will Justin Bieber Be Taking Paul Walker’s Place In The Next Fast And Furious Movie?

That’s what the Hollywood gossip mill is churning out this week… Justin Bieber, the 19-year-old pop superstar is supposedly being considered for a leading role in the next Fast And Furious cinematic debacle. It’s alleged that [...]

Justin Bieber Announces Retirement (Again) On Christmas Eve – Happy Holidays Beliebers!

‘T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, all the Belibers were screeching and starting to grouse. They bellowed and howled and wailed in despair, it seems the Biebs had abandoned them without care! Merry Christmas [...]

Justin Bieber Announces Retirement After Allegedly Causing Fan’s Suicide

Days after the tragic suicide of the young woman Bieber allegedly berated while she was sunbathing at a hotel pool, the pop mega star in the eye of this controversy has claimed he will be retiring from music indefinitely. Hollywood insiders [...]

Justin Bieber’s ‘Beached Whale’ Comment Leads To Teen Girl’s Suicide

The pudgy sunbather who recently endured Justin Bieber’s cruel taunts aimed at her husky physique has allegedly committed suicide. Julie Gunn was found dead by her roommate in their Harvey Bay flat. She had reportedly knocked back several [...]

Japanese Schoolchildren’s Prank Has Devastating Results, Over 850 Dead From Earthquake They Caused By All Jumping Off Chairs At Same Time

  Tokyo, Japan – An Earthquake that registered 5.3 on the Richter Scale struck the still-recovering Osaka Prefecture, the region containing the Fukushima Nuclear Plant that continues contaminating the environment with deadly radiation, [...]
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Healthy Communities: SPECIAL REPORT! How-To Guide – Feral Cats New Health Threat…

By National Report Staff <National Report> The feral cat population exploded in the U.S. about 15 years ago. Not seen as a serious issue at first hundreds of American cities, towns and rural communities in every state found themselves [...]
Seemingly overnight, the singer's left front tooth turned black and fell out.

Justin Bieber Loses Tooth After Reuniting with Witch Salena

(National Report) – The Canadian songbird that is Justin Bieber has endured a recent run of what some would call bad luck and erratic behavior. Sources say the singer’s string of bad luck and recent missing tooth are due to his [...]

Will Twink Bottom Justin Bieber Be Indoctrinated Into The 27 Club In 8 Years?

  By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> Many say its to early to tell, while others are convinced that eight years from now legendary music performer 19 year-old, Justin Bieber will die at the age of 27 thereby [...]
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Train Wreck Justin Bieber: Drugs, Booze, PAC’s Death, Attacking Paparazzi and Cancelled Concerts… All in One Week

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> Its been a bad week for twink pop star bottom Justin Bieber, 19, whose been in all the headlines but for all the wrong reasons. Dr. Damon Raskin, MD, of Los Angeles, called bad [...]

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