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Avoiding Obama’s Same Sex Heimlich Scheme

11 years ago | 21 comments
(National Report) – While performing same sex mouth CPR is widely viewed just as homosexual as draining a groin snake bite, the same sex Heimlich maneuver falls somewhere between a lingering handshake and the tingling surge of thunder-down-under [...]


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