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Mississippi Church Offering ‘Pray Tans’ in Honor of Trump Visit

JACKSON, MS – Controversial Pastor Hugh Jardon of Jackson First Baptist Church is offering ‘pray tans’ to his congregation in honor of GOP front runner Donald Trump’s visit to Jackson, Mississippi, and is hoping the publicity stunt [...]

ISIS Leaders Praise Kim Davis – First Female to Win ISIS Courage Award

AL-Raqqah, Syria– Kim Davis has garnered support across the country for refusing to grant marriage licenses to same-sex couples based on her religious belief that homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of God. Conservative Christians [...]

Gov. Rick Perry: ‘Gay’ is the Saddest Word In The English Language

FORT WORTH, Tex. – In June 2014, former Texas Gov. Rick Perry was asked to explain comments he made at a San Francisco event comparing homosexuality to alcoholism. When asked whether he considered homosexuality a disorder, he answered: “Whether [...]

Huckabee: Waist Training Fad Promotes Abortions, Kardashians Blamed

CONWAY, Ark. – Presidential candidate and Josh Duggar supporter Mike Huckabee apparently is no fan of the popular fashion and weight loss trend known as “waist training and “waist cinching”, in which corsets and other [...]

Televangelist Pat Robertson, 85, Forges Signature, Dies, While Touring Factory

NORFOLK, VA – Just days after televangelist Pat Robertson, media tycoon, executive chairman, and former Southern Baptist minister commented upon the Indiana religious freedom bill – bizarrely advising the Walkerton, IN pizza shop owners [...]

Facebook To Ban Gay, Lesbian Photos In Lawsuit Settlement

Facebook announced today that as a part of their quickly-reached settlement agreement with the Family Research Council, the world’s most popular social network will soon begin prohibiting LGBT users from sharing photographs that depict [...]
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Business Booming For San Fran’s “Gay-Only” Sperm Bank

San Francisco has long been known as a haven for members of the LGBTQ community. The California city has an extensive and rich history of tolerance for homosexuals and their ilk. Unsurprisingly, one man intends to capitalize on this notion by [...]

Kate Bush Tour Sells Out In 15 Minutes Inciting Riots Worldwide

Fires roared and cities exploded into violence as people took to the streets to vent their rage over being unable to procure coveted Kate Bush tickets. Every venue was sold out within a matter of minutes provoking riots worldwide as hundreds [...]