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Donald Trump: “My New Employees Will All Carry Guns”

BOULDER, Colo. – During Wednesday’s GOP debate, Donald Trump said that he would possibly feel more comfortable if his employees brought guns to work. According to reports, Trump will now extend hiring preference to job applicants who [...]

Planned Parenthood to Start Giving Away Free Guns With Abortions

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Officials with Planned Parenthood, the low-cost healthcare provider that has become a lightning rod for right-wing vitriol in recent weeks, have announced that they will no longer accept reimbursement for fetal tissue [...]

Congress to Consider Funding for Bulletproof Schools In Response to School Shootings

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of the 45th school shooting this year, sources on The Hill say that several members of congress have “gotten the message,” as one staffer put it, and are considering several courses of action [...]
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Wayne LaPierre Calculating Body Count Needed to Do Something About Access to Guns

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — National Rifle Association Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told reporters at a press conference early this week that he will be locking himself away in a secluded cabin in the Appalachian mountain range with [...]
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Following Oregon Shooting, NRA Backs Mandatory Gun Ownership

FAIRFAX, VA – In the wake of the killing of students at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, OR, there have been calls from many people to enact gun control measures in an effort to prevent future tragedies. But the National Rifle Association [...]
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Republicans Pass Surprisingly Strict New Gun Laws

Washington D.C.- Republican lawmakers have long been vehemently opposed to any type of gun legislation, whether it be a ban on assault rifles, high capacity magazines, or even mental health screenings to prevent the insane from shooting up [...]

NRA Executive: 45 School Shootings ‘Too Soon’ To Talk About Guns

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA –When a gunman walked onto the campus of Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon and opened fire, killing 10 and leaving another dozens more wounded, it was the 45th such time a shooting has taken place on school [...]
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Texas Moves To Outlaw Man Buns

AUSTIN, Tex. – The Texas House sent a clear message in opposition to the “disturbing man bun hairstyle” with a 143-0 bipartisan vote outlawing the trend. First offenders will receive a stiff fine, and repeat offenders will face possible [...]

In Response to Lion Killing, NRA Advocates Arming Animals

The NRA, in response to the tragic killing of the much beloved, ‘Cecil’ the lion, has called for arming all animals in game reserves, especially those most sought after by big game, ‘trophy’ hunters. (adsbygoogle [...]
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Florida and Texas Considering Legislation to Extend Open Carry to African Americans

In what is being hailed by some as civil rights legislation, lone Democratic lawmakers in Florida and Texas are considering extending ‘Open Carry’ laws to blacks. Democratic legislators in both Florida and Texas are said to be considering [...]
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President Obama to Declare 6/26/16 National Equality Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Obama called the Supreme Court decision requiring states to recognize same-sex marriage “a victory for America.” Now the Commander in Chief is set to honor those who fought for marriage equality by issuing [...]
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Gun Owners Forced to Submit to DNA and IQ Testing

WASHINGTON, D.C. – With the Brady Bill dismantled and waiting periods proving ineffective, President Obama has signed an Executive Order that gun owners will now be subjected to DNA and IQ tests. “Guns don’t kill people,” says Secretary [...]
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Hillary: Gun Control #1 Priority Of A Clinton Administration

Speaking at a fifteen thousand a dollar plate fund-raiser in Washington D.C. Hillary Clinton laid out her vision of a Clinton presidency to a group of potential backers drawn from the ranks of America’s most powerful liberal elite. Among [...]
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After Neeson Comments, All Guns To Be Digitally Removed From ‘Taken 3′

<National Report>Liam Neeson, star of the ‘Taken’ film series has recently raised an objection towards the number of guns available to U.S. citizens. He went so far as to refer to the “over 300 million guns” estimated [...]
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Obama’s Secret Gun Control Negotiations

  <National Report>Following heavy lobbying efforts from anti-gun groups the Obama administration is making a strong push through backdoor negotiations for stunning new firearm control policies. Speaking on conditions of anonymity [...]
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NRA’s Wayne LaPierre: “The Liberal Media Never Reports About All Of The Times That People Weren’t Killed By Guns”

Fairfax, VA – Following the second anniversary of the tragic school shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Conn., NRA President Wayne LaPierre lashed out at the “liberal media’s” obsession with gun violence. “Sure, [...]