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Carly Fiorina Outsources Presidential Campaign To India

Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina announced on Monday that she’s running for President in 2016, but within a few short hours, her bid proved itself to be off to a shaky start, after several campaign staffers revealed Fiorina’s [...]
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Rick Santorum: “When It Comes to Being An A-Hole, Trump’s Got Nothing On Me.”

NEW YORK CITY, NY – Rick Santorum is irritated Donald Trump is getting so much media attention these days. “It makes me so frustrated, because I’m also running for president and no one seems to notice,” Santorum told CNN. “When it [...]
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Trump Heads to Border to Insult Mexicans in Person

LAREDO, TX – Weeks after calling Mexicans “rapists” and criminals in his speech announcing his run for president, Donald Trump made a visit to the U.S. – Mexico border Thursday. “I think it’s important to see these low-life [...]
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Chris Christie Hospitalized After Ten Minutes of Running For President

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was rushed to an emergency room on Tuesday after collapsing while shaking hands with supporters, a mere ten minutes after announcing his 2016 presidential bid. Doctors say he’s in stable condition, but [...]
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Marcus Bachmann Cries ‘Call Me Caitlyn’ After SCOTUS Ruling

WASHINGTON, DC – Last Friday’s Supreme Court ruling affirming same-sex marriage as Constitutional brought much to the surface for many. On one end of the spectrum, protests and condemnation; on the other, feelings of joy and acceptance, [...]
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Lindsey Graham To Undergo Sex Change; Changing Name To “Lindsay”

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, who recently announced his bid for the presidency, made an even bigger, more shocking announcement on Tuesday: sometime in the “very near future,” Graham will be undergoing a sex change operation, [...]
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Marcus Bachmann Endorses Lindsey Graham For 2016

Marcus Bachmann, the husband of former Congresswoman and 2012 GOP presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann, came out on Tuesday to offer a full endorsement to Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), who announced his 2016 presidential bid earlier this [...]
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Rick Santorum Vows To Fill Nation’s ‘Glory Hole’ During Campaign

CABOT, Pa. – Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum announced his second presidential bid on Wednesday, pledging to restore the middle class “hollowed out” by government policies by filling the nation’s many glory holes. “We [...]
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Ben Carson: Quit Calling Me Herman Cain!

Hardly a day goes by when Dr. Ben Carson, current Republican presidential candidate, retired neurosurgeon and recent winner of the Southern Republican Leadership Conference Straw Poll, isn’t compared to – and mistaken for – Herman [...]
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George W. Bush Unveils Painting of the Prophet Muhammad to Stunned Audience

Dallas, Texas – Former president George W. Bush, 68, debuted his latest art exhibition to an intimate audience of close friends and family this past weekend at a small art gallery in Dallas, Texas. However, it was one painting in particular [...]
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Chris Christie: I’d Choose Sarah Palin For VP

LIVINGSTON, N.J. – Newly declared presidential candidate Gov. Chris Christie was once a rising star in the Republican party, but found himself mired in 1) the morass known as “Bridgegate,” and 2) reports that he spent over $82,000 [...]
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Republicans More Dangerous Than ISIS, According to NSA Super-Computer

In 2013, the NSA started building a $3.6 billion super computer with the goal of predicting the moves of terrorist groups before those groups themselves knew what they were going to do. And after eight hours of operation, that super computer [...]
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Ted Cruz: Vets Should Sell Cookies For Funding, Like Girl Scouts

During a campaign stop in Iowa on Wednesday, Texas Senator and 2016 GOP Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz made a suggestion that some military veterans may find controversial, if not outright offensive: he believes that the office of Veterans Affairs [...]
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Hillary’s Bush Offensive

WASHINGTON – With the 2016 election season building to a climax, many assume as a foregone conclusion that Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush will face each other head-to-head as presidential nominees. The journey to the White House, however, [...]
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ISIS-Funded Ted Cruz Billboards are Free Speech, Federal Court Rules

A Federal Court in Indiana ruled on Tuesday that billboards funded by the terrorist group ISIS that support Senator Ted Cruz’s 2016 presidential campaign are protected by the First Amendment, and that lawmakers at the local, state, and [...]
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Ted Cruz’s Father Endorses Scott Walker For President

Pastor Rafael Cruz, the father of Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), offered up a heartfelt endorsement today for Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, saying he hopes Walker will run for president in the 2016 election, defeat Hillary Clinton, and “take [...]