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Dick Cheney and Medical Center Sued By Family of Heart Donor; Obama Support Revealed

FALLS CHURCH, Virginia – A lawsuit filed in Fairfax County Superior Court dating back to 2012, names former Vice President Dick Cheney and George Washington University Hospital as defendants on behalf of ‘Heart Donor X, et al.’ The unnamed [...]
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Obama To Resign January 1st Amid New Benghazi Revelations

According to several senior-ranking White House officials, President Barack Obama will resign from office on January 1st 2015, after learning that a so-called “Smoking Gun” story regarding the Benghazi scandal will soon be revealed. [...]
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Obama Being Investigated in Rick Perry Indictment Link

During a press conference held Saturday, FBI Deputy Director Mark Giuliano confirmed that President Barack Obama is currently under investigation for having played a key role in Texas Governor Rick Perry’s abuse of power scandal, which [...]
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Herman Cain Planning 2016 Presidential Announcement

In an exclusive interview with National Report, pizza mogul and 2012 GOP presidential hopeful Herman Cain revealed on Saturday that he’s planning on making a “major announcement” in the next few weeks… and yes, it’s [...]
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Voters Say Cantor “Too Jewish” in Recent Poll

In what many are calling a major upset — possibly the biggest in contemporary Capitol Hill politics — House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R) was defeated Tuesday in his Republican primary race against Tea Party candidate David [...]
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Today’s Democrats Support Big Fed Spying, Gun Seizures & Warrantless Searches

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Two decades ago the Democratic party supported American laws and values. What separated Democrats from Republicans was democrats viewed things more liberally than Republicans. Democrats stood up for [...]
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Hot Mic Incident – President Calls Tea Party Constitutionalist ‘Dangerous Extremist’

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief This morning President Barack Obama angrily stepped away from the podium during a White House press briefing after CNN reporter Donald Strickland asked the president about a comment he made over the [...]
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Republicans Finally Offer Alternatives to Obamacare – Lottery and ‘Single Prayer’ Health Plan

<NationalReport>The Republican Party, in response to relentless criticism that while they it has been vehemently opposed to Obamacare, the party itself has offered no plan to deal with America’s healthcare crisis, today announced [...]
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Evidence of Widespread Voter Fraud Found in Virginia Governor’s Race

<NationalReport>Richmond, VA–Merely hours after the close of a bitter and divisive Governor’s race in Virginia that saw Democrat Terry McAuliffe pull out a win over Republican Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli, irregularities [...]
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Texas Governor Rick Perry Bans All Federal Regulations!

<National Report>At a press conference in Dallas, Texas today, governor Rick Perry said that he will no longer allow the federal government to create ‘alter boys’ of the citizens of Texas. He went on to announce that all federal [...]
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D.C. Man Dies After Lighting Himself On Fire Proving Obamacare Doesn’t Work

A Washington, D.C. man recently walked into the middle of the National Mall, doused himself in gasoline, and lit a match. Flames engulfed him in seconds, while horrified joggers and others rushed to try and rescue him from the flames. They [...]
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Hillary Clinton Thanks House GOP with Hillary 2016 Tshirts

(National Report) – Washington, DC, has a new fashion statement for conservatives. The “I Shutdown the Government and All I got was this Hillary 2016 Tshirt” is the newest trend on the beltway. While the former Secretary of State has not [...]
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Ron Paul Pulls Ninja Trick to Clean House

(National Report) In the most hilarious dope slap match in history, Dr. Ron Paul has schooled the United Nations and some of his most rabid fans. The bugaboo began in 2008 when Paulines, fans of the good doctor, joined together in a promise [...]
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Gallup Poll Says GOP is Inflexible, Needs to Bend Over in Transparent Yoga Pants

(The National Report) – A recent Gallup poll released April 1 revealed 21% of Americans surveyed believe the Republican Party is inflexible. The survey was conducted March 20-21, 2013, days after a massive ‘Lulu’ yoga pant recall. The [...]