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Republicans Pass Surprisingly Strict New Gun Laws

Washington D.C.- Republican lawmakers have long been vehemently opposed to any type of gun legislation, whether it be a ban on assault rifles, high capacity magazines, or even mental health screenings to prevent the insane from shooting up [...]
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Kevin McCarthy Visited ‘Hungria’, Sarah Palin Says ‘Been There, Done That’

CAPITOL HILL – House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy, in a speech meant to inform Republican foreign-policy experts of his international expertise said, “In the past few years alone, I have visited Poland, Hungria, Estonia, Russia [...]
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Ben Carson Actually White Man In Blackface

WASHINGTON, DC – Long-held suspicions about Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson’s origins were confirmed this week, after DNA test results revealed a stunning, but not altogether shocking revelation – he’s actually [...]
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Boehner Resigns Halfway Through Term, Cites Palin Doctrine

WASHINGTON – In a day full of news dominated by Pope Francis’ US visit, came the political bombshell no one expected: House Speaker John Boehner’s sudden resignation, effective October 31. Citing The Palin Doctrine – the Alaska [...]
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Pope Francis Asks If President Obama Will Validate Pope-Mobile Parking

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to the White House are confirming that things “got a little awkward”  between Pope Francis and President Barack Obama earlier this week. Apparently, the impetus for the brief bit of tension [...]
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Scott Walker: Canadian Wall Will Prevent ‘Terrorist Hosers’ From Entering U.S.

Madison, WI – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker said as president he will build a wall along the Canadian border, the longest border in the world at 5,525 miles. Walker is showing that he intends to ‘Trump the Donald’ when it comes to border [...]
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Canada Offers to Build Border Wall to Keep Americans like Scott Walker Out

Moose Jaw, SK – Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has had enough of Wisconsin Governor and presidential candidate Scott Walker. Walker recently said in an interview with NBC’s ‘Meet the Press’ that if elected president he will [...]
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Donald Trump is Winning over Mentally Challenged Women in Key Primary States

According to the latest polls, real estate mogul Donald Trump is bitch-slapping his GOP opponents in the two key early primary states of New Hampshire and South Carolina. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); New Hampshire’s [...]
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KY Man Slides Hard Into Megyn Kelly

Williamsburg, KY – Wayne Kerr, better known around town as “KY Man”, made local headlines last week when he accidentally slid into Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly at the Kentucky Splash Water Park in Williamsburg. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle [...]
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Jindal Family Secrets: Ravi Shankar-The Maharishi-The Beatles & LSD- Part 1

The following is Part 1 of an exhaustive five year investigation that led this author from the Louisiana bayou to India to Liverpool and back. All interviews were conducted by myself unless otherwise noted – Shane Paulson, Aug 2015 In [...]
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Donald Trump Chooses Michele Bachmann as Running Mate

IOWA – Official announcement of Donald Trump’s choice of former Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann as his vice presidential running mate is expected “any day now” sources say, months away from a final determination [...]
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GOP Hopefuls, Hoping to Get Call-Up to the Majors

On Thursday night, a record number of Americans, legal and illegal, tuned in to watch the first Republican Primary Debate. Of the 17 candidates, the top ten were seen on Fox News battling it out with one another over issues such as: immigration, [...]
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Republican Debate Could Turn Deadly

Cleveland, OH – The nation’s emergency rooms have been put on the highest alert level – Code GOP Red – for Thursday night’s primetime Republican primary debate on the Fox News Channel. “We are anticipating record levels of alcohol [...]
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Koch Brothers Offer Substantial Cash Reward to Winner of Republican Debate

Billionaires, David and Charles Koch, well known for their support of conservative causes, have announced that they will be offering a substantial cash prize to the winner of the Republican debate sponsored by Fox News. Fox News chairman, Roger [...]
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Carly Fiorina Outsources Presidential Campaign To India

Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina announced on Monday that she’s running for President in 2016, but within a few short hours, her bid proved itself to be off to a shaky start, after several campaign staffers revealed Fiorina’s [...]
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Rick Santorum: “When It Comes to Being An A-Hole, Trump’s Got Nothing On Me.”

NEW YORK CITY, NY – Rick Santorum is irritated Donald Trump is getting so much media attention these days. “It makes me so frustrated, because I’m also running for president and no one seems to notice,” Santorum told CNN. “When it [...]