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No to Democrats at 500

Today’s Democrats Support Big Fed Spying, Gun Seizures & Warrantless Searches

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Two decades ago the Democratic party supported American laws and values. What separated Democrats from Republicans was democrats viewed things more liberally than Republicans. Democrats stood up for [...]
President Walks Away From Press Briefing

Hot Mic Incident – President Calls Tea Party Constitutionalist ‘Dangerous Extremist’

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief This morning President Barack Obama angrily stepped away from the podium during a White House press briefing after CNN reporter Donald Strickland asked the president about a comment he made over the [...]
Republican Jewish Coalition Hosts GOP Presidential Candidates Forum

Republicans Finally Offer Alternatives to Obamacare – Lottery and ‘Single Prayer’ Health Plan

<NationalReport>The Republican Party, in response to relentless criticism that while they it has been vehemently opposed to Obamacare, the party itself has offered no plan to deal with America’s healthcare crisis, today announced [...]
U.S. President Obama arrives to speak about health insurance at Faneuil Hall in Boston

REPUBLICANS TO BLAME FOR NATIONAL CRISIS! – The Covington Report

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief As a staunch lifelong dyed in the wool conservative Christian Republican from a long family lineage of Grand Old Party members I am dismayed at the state of our nation today. Not since the Civil War [...]
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Evidence of Widespread Voter Fraud Found in Virginia Governor’s Race

<NationalReport>Richmond, VA–Merely hours after the close of a bitter and divisive Governor’s race in Virginia that saw Democrat Terry McAuliffe pull out a win over Republican Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli, irregularities [...]
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Texas Governor Rick Perry Bans All Federal Regulations!

<National Report>At a press conference in Dallas, Texas today, governor Rick Perry said that he will no longer allow the federal government to create ‘alter boys’ of the citizens of Texas. He went on to announce that all federal [...]
A photo of the line this burned man had to wait in thanks to Obamacare.

D.C. Man Dies After Lighting Himself On Fire Proving Obamacare Doesn’t Work

A Washington, D.C. man recently walked into the middle of the National Mall, doused himself in gasoline, and lit a match. Flames engulfed him in seconds, while horrified joggers and others rushed to try and rescue him from the flames. They [...]
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Hillary Clinton Thanks House GOP with Hillary 2016 Tshirts

(National Report) – Washington, DC, has a new fashion statement for conservatives. The “I Shutdown the Government and All I got was this Hillary 2016 Tshirt” is the newest trend on the beltway. While the former Secretary of State has not [...]
Is Cyrus Massoumi the Most Dangerous Man in America?

Shocking! Is Cyrus Massoumi The Most Dangerous Man in America? Conservative Website Linked to Subversive California Group!

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> For the past six months the National Report (NR) has been investigating allegations that an underground group of dissident propaganda writers calling themselves the Obama Liberation [...]
Ninja Paul

Ron Paul Pulls Ninja Trick to Clean House

(National Report) In the most hilarious dope slap match in history, Dr. Ron Paul has schooled the United Nations and some of his most rabid fans. The bugaboo began in 2008 when Paulines, fans of the good doctor, joined together in a promise [...]
What is the point of Yoga if you can't do it properly in a sidearm holster?

Gallup Poll Says GOP is Inflexible, Needs to Bend Over in Transparent Yoga Pants

(The National Report) – A recent Gallup poll released April 1 revealed 21% of Americans surveyed believe the Republican Party is inflexible. The survey was conducted March 20-21, 2013, days after a massive ‘Lulu’ yoga pant recall. The [...]


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