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Santorum Launches Campaign; Vows To Fill Nation’s ‘Glory Hole’

CABOT, Pa. – Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum announced his second presidential bid on Wednesday, pledging to restore the middle class “hollowed out” by government policies by filling the nation’s many glory holes. “We [...]
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Ben Carson: Quit Calling Me Herman Cain!

Hardly a day goes by when Dr. Ben Carson, current Republican presidential candidate, retired neurosurgeon and recent winner of the Southern Republican Leadership Conference Straw Poll, isn’t compared to – and mistaken for – Herman [...]

George W. Bush Unveils Painting of the Prophet Muhammad to Stunned Audience

Dallas, Texas – Former president George W. Bush, 68, debuted his latest art exhibition to an intimate audience of close friends and family this past weekend at a small art gallery in Dallas, Texas. However, it was one painting in particular [...]
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Chris Christie: I’d Choose Sarah Palin For My VP

DOVER, N.H. – New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was once a rising star in the Republican party, but now finds himself mired in 1) the morass known as “Bridgegate,” and 2) new reports that he spent over $82,000 of taxpayer money [...]
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Republicans More Dangerous Than ISIS, According to NSA Super-Computer

In 2013, the NSA started building a $3.6 billion super computer with the goal of predicting the moves of terrorist groups before those groups themselves knew what they were going to do. And after eight hours of operation, that super computer [...]
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Ted Cruz: Vets Should Sell Cookies For Funding, Like Girl Scouts

During a campaign stop in Iowa on Wednesday, Texas Senator and 2016 GOP Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz made a suggestion that some military veterans may find controversial, if not outright offensive: he believes that the office of Veterans Affairs [...]
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Carly Fiorina Outsources Presidential Campaign To India

Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina announced on Monday that she’s running for President in 2016, but within a few short hours, her bid proved itself to be off to a shaky start, after several campaign staffers revealed Fiorina’s [...]
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Hillary’s Bush Offensive

WASHINGTON – With the 2016 election season building to a climax, many assume as a foregone conclusion that Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush will face each other head-to-head as presidential nominees. The journey to the White House, however, [...]

ISIS-Funded Ted Cruz Billboards are Free Speech, Federal Court Rules

A Federal Court in Indiana ruled on Tuesday that billboards funded by the terrorist group ISIS that support Senator Ted Cruz’s 2016 presidential campaign are protected by the First Amendment, and that lawmakers at the local, state, and [...]
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Ted Cruz’s Father Endorses Scott Walker For President

Pastor Rafael Cruz, the father of Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), offered up a heartfelt endorsement today for Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, saying he hopes Walker will run for president in the 2016 election, defeat Hillary Clinton, and “take [...]
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Marco Rubio Arrested In Arizona After Refusing To Show Green Card To Police

2016 presidential hopeful Marco Rubio was arrested on Wednesday in Phoenix, Arizona, after refusing to show police officers a green card or proof of his American citizenship following a routine traffic stop. Rubio was detained for nearly a [...]
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Sen. Tom Cotton Fingered by Scott Walker

Washington, D.C. – According to multiple sources, Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton has been fingered by Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker to be his running mate in his bid for the White House in 2016. Senator Cotton, 37, author of the infamous [...]
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Televangelist Pat Robertson, 85, Forges Signature, Dies, While Touring Factory

NORFOLK, VA – Just days after televangelist Pat Robertson, media tycoon, executive chairman, and former Southern Baptist minister commented upon the Indiana religious freedom bill – bizarrely advising the Walkerton, IN pizza shop owners [...]

Joe The Plumber Gets His Own Animated Series

HOLLAND, OHIO – Since his 2008 entry into the public eye, Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, better known by his moniker “Joe the Plumber”, has been a GOP cheerleader, Ohio Congressional candidate, ordinary working stiff, author, [...]
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Ted Cruz Adds Mandatory Church To Platform After “Inspiring Words” From Sylvia Allen

Senator Ted Cruz is making a bold new campaign pledge: if he’s elected president, he’ll make what he calls “semi-occasional” church visits mandatory, by federal law, for all American citizens, a proposal inspired after [...]
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Ted Cruz Praises Obamacare, Says He Saved Nearly 20% On Health Insurance

2016 Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz surprised many earlier this week when he revealed that he and his family would sign up for health insurance on the famed Obamacare exchanges, but today, he managed to surpass that story with an even more [...]