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Donald Trump is Winning over Mentally Challenged Women in Key Primary States

According to the latest polls, real estate mogul Donald Trump is bitch-slapping his GOP opponents in the two key early primary states of New Hampshire and South Carolina. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); New Hampshire’s [...]
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KY Man Slides Hard Into Megyn Kelly

Williamsburg, KY – Wayne Kerr, better known around town as “KY Man”, made local headlines last week when he accidentally slid into Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly at the Kentucky Splash Water Park in Williamsburg. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle [...]
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Jindal Family Secrets: Ravi Shankar-The Maharishi-The Beatles & LSD- Part 1

The following is Part 1 of an exhaustive five year investigation that led this author from the Louisiana bayou to India to Liverpool and back. All interviews were conducted by myself unless otherwise noted – Shane Paulson, Aug 2015 In [...]
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Donald Trump Chooses Michele Bachmann as Running Mate

IOWA – Official announcement of Donald Trump’s choice of former Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann as his vice presidential running mate is expected “any day now” sources say, months away from a final determination [...]
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GOP Hopefuls, Hoping to Get Call-Up to the Majors

On Thursday night, a record number of Americans, legal and illegal, tuned in to watch the first Republican Primary Debate. Of the 17 candidates, the top ten were seen on Fox News battling it out with one another over issues such as: immigration, [...]
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Republican Debate Could Turn Deadly

Cleveland, OH – The nation’s emergency rooms have been put on the highest alert level – Code GOP Red – for Thursday night’s primetime Republican primary debate on the Fox News Channel. “We are anticipating record levels of alcohol [...]
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Koch Brothers Offer Substantial Cash Reward to Winner of Republican Debate

Billionaires, David and Charles Koch, well known for their support of conservative causes, have announced that they will be offering a substantial cash prize to the winner of the Republican debate sponsored by Fox News. Fox News chairman, Roger [...]
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Carly Fiorina Outsources Presidential Campaign To India

Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina announced on Monday that she’s running for President in 2016, but within a few short hours, her bid proved itself to be off to a shaky start, after several campaign staffers revealed Fiorina’s [...]
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Rick Santorum: “When It Comes to Being An A-Hole, Trump’s Got Nothing On Me.”

NEW YORK CITY, NY – Rick Santorum is irritated Donald Trump is getting so much media attention these days. “It makes me so frustrated, because I’m also running for president and no one seems to notice,” Santorum told CNN. “When it [...]
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Trump Heads to Border to Insult Mexicans in Person

LAREDO, TX – Weeks after calling Mexicans “rapists” and criminals in his speech announcing his run for president, Donald Trump made a visit to the U.S. – Mexico border Thursday. “I think it’s important to see these low-life [...]
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Chris Christie Hospitalized After Ten Minutes of Running For President

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was rushed to an emergency room on Tuesday after collapsing while shaking hands with supporters, a mere ten minutes after announcing his 2016 presidential bid. Doctors say he’s in stable condition, but [...]
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Marcus Bachmann Cries ‘Call Me Caitlyn’ After SCOTUS Ruling

WASHINGTON, DC – Last Friday’s Supreme Court ruling affirming same-sex marriage as Constitutional brought much to the surface for many. On one end of the spectrum, protests and condemnation; on the other, feelings of joy and acceptance, [...]
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Lindsey Graham To Undergo Sex Change; Changing Name To “Lindsay”

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, who recently announced his bid for the presidency, made an even bigger, more shocking announcement on Tuesday: sometime in the “very near future,” Graham will be undergoing a sex change operation, [...]
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Marcus Bachmann Endorses Lindsey Graham For 2016

Marcus Bachmann, the husband of former Congresswoman and 2012 GOP presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann, came out on Tuesday to offer a full endorsement to Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), who announced his 2016 presidential bid earlier this [...]
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Rick Santorum Vows To Fill Nation’s ‘Glory Hole’ During Campaign

CABOT, Pa. – Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum announced his second presidential bid on Wednesday, pledging to restore the middle class “hollowed out” by government policies by filling the nation’s many glory holes. “We [...]
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Ben Carson: Quit Calling Me Herman Cain!

Hardly a day goes by when Dr. Ben Carson, current Republican presidential candidate, retired neurosurgeon and recent winner of the Southern Republican Leadership Conference Straw Poll, isn’t compared to – and mistaken for – Herman [...]