My Recent Jamband Intervention-By: Cassidy Pen

Young Boy Saved From Death By: Cassidy Pen, TNReport Investigative Journalist. My dear friends in Christ, you are most certainly aware of my work to rid the scourge of jamband music from society in the name of the Lord. Your faithful donations [...]
Sarah Palin demands immediate invasion of Ebola in her 'Open Verbal Letter' to Barack Obama.

Sarah Palin Calls on Obama to Invade Ebola

ANCHORAGE, Alaska – In her first appearance since family members were involved in a drunken brawl at a snowmobile party, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin appeared as a guest on The Sarah Palin Channel.  The former Vice Presidential candidate [...]

Obama Golfs at Arlington National Cemetery!

<National Report>Washington, DC-On the condition of anonymity, a White House spokesman contacted by The National Report, has confirmed that President Obama has been playing golf at Arlington National Cemetery, as shown in this unauthorized [...]
Mmmmm, Bacon and Beer Milkshake

TNReport Sports Report-Oct. 14-20, 2013

By Casssidy Pen, TNReport Sports Reporter NASCAR Gets it Right Again NASCAR (Neoconservative Apes Steering Cars Around Racetracks) in association with the Texas Motor Speedway (#texasmotorspeedway) will announce a new Beer and Bacon Milkshake. [...]

New CDC Study Indicates Pets Of Gay Couples Worse At Sports, Better At Fashion Than Pets Of Straight Couples

  A special branch of the Center For Disease Control, based in Atlanta, has just announced the upcoming publication of the results of a three year study co-funded by DARPA, the military’s secretive research and development program, [...]

Bill Murray Is Hero After Saving Child’s Life From Oncoming Traffic

London, England — What is Bill Murray not capable of doing? That is the question being asked by London residents today as Murray saved the life of a little girl from being hit by a truck. 34-year-old Paul Horner who is in London on business [...]
This isn't a picture from the Swim Daily article, because obviously you can't swim in a sweater.

SI Swim Daily Features Ugly Pro Golfers with Hot Wives in Bikini and Heels

(National Report) – The Sports Illustrated, Swim Daily online, has a dimpled ball mystery article that includes photographs of pro-golfers and their wives. Set on the grounds of the New Stepford Athletic Club, the images are controversial [...]