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Texas Elementary Schools to Begin Honoring LGBT History Month

Carthage, TX, – Under constant threat of litigation from the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), Carthage City School District voted 6-2 Thursday night to begin observing LGBT History Month, a decision met by a “roar of disapproval” [...]
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Marco Rubio Bio ‘Too Small To Fail’ Hits Bookshelves

MIAMI, Fla. – An “unauthorized” biography of Florida Sen. Marco Rubio, entitled Too Small To Fail:  The Marco Rubio Story, will hit bookshelves before the end of the month. The slim paperback, authored by Kitty Kelsen, examines [...]
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‘Starbucks Christian’ Joshua Feuerstein Outed as Masked Indie Wrestler ‘Bronco Beefcake’

Glendale, AZ – According to multiple sources, evangelist and social media personality Joshua Feuerstein was outed over the weekend as ‘Bronco Beefcake’, the masked independent wrestler for the Arizona Wrestling Federation (AWF). Joshua [...]
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Televangelist Pat Robertson, 85, Found Unresponsive at Virginia Beach Studio

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. – Televangelist Pat Robertson, 85, was found unresponsive yesterday at the Virginia Beach headquarters of the Christian Broadcasting Network, the media empire he founded more than a half-century ago. The media mogul was [...]
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Sen. Tom Cotton Defends Gay Conversion Therapy: “Worked For Me”

West Memphis, AR –  Facing the harsh reality that you have unwanted homosexual urges can cause tremendous strife, especially if those urges conflict with your deeply held religious beliefs. Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton, 38, is speaking [...]
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Gay Bakers Plan to Make Money Refusing to Serve Gay Customers

DES MOINES, IA – The Irony Police are on full tactical alert. A gay couple who own a Des Moines bakery hope to cash in big by not serving gay customers. “When we saw how those straights cleaned up when they refused to bake a wedding cake [...]
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Gays Introduce Rainbow Flag Desecration Bill

WASHINGTON DC – An activist homosexual rights group today introduced a Gay Flag Desecration Bill to the House Homeland Security Committee, an action which appears to be riding the coattails of last month’s supreme court ruling that [...]
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President Obama to Declare 6/26/16 National Equality Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Obama called the Supreme Court decision requiring states to recognize same-sex marriage “a victory for America.” Now the Commander in Chief is set to honor those who fought for marriage equality by issuing [...]
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Couple Suing Government After Gay Marriage Destroys Their Family

A couple in Indiana filed a lawsuit Friday against the Federal government, claiming that gay marriage, legalized in their State last year by a federal judge, has ruined the sanctity of their traditional marriage and has driven their family [...]
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Westboro Baptist Church 2.0? Hateful Protesters Offering Weddings To Gay Couples

The Westboro Baptist Church, reviled around the world for their hateful “God Hates F-gs” signs and protests at the funerals of military personnel, are apparently trying to turn over a new leaf in the wake of the death of church [...]
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Marcus Bachmann Denied Service in Indiana, Store Owner Assumed He Was Gay

INDIANAPOLIS – Marcus Bachmann, husband of former Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, unwittingly became the first public face of Indiana’s newly-enacted Religious Freedom Restoration Act, after being refused service at a dress [...]
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Gay Coalition Seeks to Replace FingerPrinting with ‘SphincterPrinting”

A coalition of Gay law enforcement officials and scientists, is demanding that the Department of Justice and the FBI consider implementing what they are tentatively calling the ‘Anal Screening System’, or ASS, as a replacement for standard [...]
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Obama Considers Tax Credit Benefiting Those In Same Sex Marriage

Bradley Rockwell, a spokesperson from the Obama administration spoke with members of the press this morning in order to address the newest tax credit some will qualify for this year.  The tax credit is tentatively entitled ‘The Honeymoon’ [...]
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Facebook To Ban Gay, Lesbian Photos In Lawsuit Settlement

Facebook announced today that as a part of their quickly-reached settlement agreement with the Family Research Council, the world’s most popular social network will soon begin prohibiting LGBT users from sharing photographs that depict [...]
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Arkansas Department of Education to Approve Text Book That Defines Gays as New Species

<NationalReport>Little Rock, AR-The Department of Education in Little Rock, Arkansas announced that they would be approving a new high school level biology textbook that includes a new species on the tree of life: Homo homosexualis. Department [...]
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Michael Sam To Form Gay Football League

<National Report> Michael Sam, 2014 GQ Man of the Year and the first openly gay player drafted by the NFL, announced his intention to form the nation’s first gay football league. Waived by the Dallas Cowboys just seven weeks after [...]