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Secret Service Agent Says Obama Is Gay & Muslim

A former Secret Service agent whose new book is quickly climbing Amazon’s best-seller charts, said he is concerned about the state of the country and says it is time the public knows the real truth about our Commander in Chief, Barack Obama. Former [...]
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Gay to Straight Conversion Programs… Do They Work?

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Do gay-to-straight conversion therapy programs work? The National Report wanted to find out more after we ran a story on Friday about Governor Bill Haslam, of Tennessee approving the gay-to-straight [...]
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Gay-To-Straight Program To Be Included In All Tennessee School Curriculum Beginning May 1st

Memphis, TN — Beginning May 1st of this year, the state of Tennessee is implementing a mandatory school program designed for all children grades K-12 to help homosexual males and females choose to become straight. The gay-to-straight conversion [...]
Hobby Lobby bans gay people

Hobby Lobby In Louisiana Bans Gay People

DeQuincy, LA — A Hobby Lobby arts & crafts store in Louisiana is making headlines after announcing that gay people would no longer be allowed to shop in their store. It happened on Wednesday at the Hobby Lobby in downtown DeQuincy when [...]
Higher numbers of GHS are being reported with gays 16 to 25 years

New Gay Disease ‘GHS’ Spreads… Public Cautioned to be Vigilant

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Since Massachusetts became the first state to legalize same-sex marriage in 2004, there has been a quiet but growing concern in their medical community about an increase in reports of what the gays [...]
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Country Music’s Epidemic Of Gayness

// // // ]]> I am from the south. I am old. And I love country music. But I hate the crap they play now. It is just so gay I can hear the butt sodomy dripping from the anus of every top 40 hit. The music is just as disgusting and sinful [...]
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BrideGhazi: Spike in Anti-Hillary Themed Weddings Following Arizona Religious Rights Defeat

Lillian Fabricant:  The Fabricant Files // Hillary Watch;  Dateline: March 3, 2014; Phoenix, AZ Modern Bride Magazine recently published a scathing, hard-hitting article about freedom issues facing beautiful brides on the most important, [...]
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Backlash to Anti-Gay Bill Prompts Arizona to Fund ‘Gay Reorientation’ Camps as Good Will Gesture!

<National Report>Phoenix, AZ-Following the nationwide backlash and mounting criticism over its proposed law giving businesses the right to refuse to serve gays based on ‘sincerely held religious grounds’, Arizona governor, [...]
No gay Olympians in Russia

Olympian Awarded 2nd Instead Of 1st Because He Is Gay

SOCHI, Russia – For about five seconds on Monday, Jan Smeekens was an Olympic champion, hero to a nation, and all that goes with it. Until, gut-wrenchingly, he wasn’t, just because of his sexuality. As Smeekens crossed the line at Adler [...]
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Sochi Update: Lisping Olympians Decry Beatings

  <National Report Brussels Bureau>  Leaks of several reports are surfacing in socialist Europe of Olympic athletes receiving moderate to severe beatings, and possible charges of alleged gang rape, all at the hands of Russian leader [...]
Gay Task Force in Russia Winter Games

Russia Announces Gay Task Force To Patrol Winter Olympics

Sochi, Russia — The President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, is making headlines once again about his controversial stance concerning the gay community. This time Putin has announced a gay task force that will be patrolling the winter games in [...]
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Rachel Maddow Announces Plans To Divorce Wife Of 3 Months To Marry Dog, Or Toaster.

Rachel Maddow, an unpopular television host on the left-leaning Ms.NBC network, is once again in the news, this time for pandering shamelessly to the airwaves in her constant quest to have ratings.  Even though she has her own program, replete [...]
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Drugs In Colorado: New Deadly Strain Of Marijuana Turning Users Gay

Denver, CO — Just when you thought the drug problem in Colorado could not get any worse, law enforcement officials are now reporting incidents of marijuana users turning gay. “We’ve never seen anything like this,” said Dr. [...]
Phil Robertson's gay lover speaks out

‘Duck Dynasty’ Phil Robertson’s Gay Lover Speaks Out For The First Time

OUT, a popular gay and lesbian magazine, announced it will be publishing an exclusive interview with Phil Robertson‘s alleged gay lover of 12-years. The magazine released a preview of the upcoming article to various media sources today. “Phil’s [...]
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Beloved Comedian Bob Newhart Caves To Anti-Catholic Pressure From Obama’s Gay Media Outreach Initiative

    <Riverdale, CA>In a shocking turn of events, spokesmen for Bob Newhart, the legendary  television and LP record comedian, have announced he is reneging on a commitment he made to headline the upcoming Legatus Summit, which [...]
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Arkansas Department of Education to Approve Text Book That Defines Gays as New Species

<NationalReport>Little Rock, AR-The Department of Education in Little Rock, Arkansas announced today that they would be approving a new high school level biology textbook that includes a new species on the tree of life: Homo homosexualis. [...]


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