Rick Perry Blames Ebola On Gays, Threatens Virus With Pistol

At an early morning GOP fundraiser in Dallas on Tuesday, Texas Governor Rick Perry told a group of about five-hundred conservatives that he believes homosexuals are to blame for the global spread of the deadly Ebola disease, and that if [...]

Ted Cruz Proposes Gay-Free America

<National Report>Texas Republican Ted Cruz was among the many conservatives figures infuriated by Monday’s Supreme Court decision not to hear appeals on the issue of same-sex marriage. Yesterday, in a historic move, the United States [...]
Old hippies flock to Christian churches in the U.S. to pray for forgiveness & salvation

Elderly Americans Are Turning to God in Record Numbers Not Seen Since 1967

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Not since 1967 when American anarchists turned against God and country so they could have their “rights” to smoke their refer and tongue-worship at the bunghole of [...]

Westboro Baptists to Picket Louisiana TV Station

TOPEKA, KS – The Westboro Baptist Church (WBC), famous for controversial protests and extreme rhetoric, has announced plans to picket DeQuincy, LA Television Station DQLA6. The church will include the television station as part of a [...]

Californian Becomes First Gay Fantasy Football Player

<National Report>Late last night, Randy Rolfolk of Temucla, CA, announced to the world that he was gay, becoming in the process the first gay fantasy football player in history. Sources said Rolfolk had first told his team prior to making [...]

Obama’s Weekend With David Bowie Chronicled In New Book

Pakistan wasn’t the only place Barack Obama visited in 1981. According to a new book, the future President was also in Hawaii that summer, where he spent a mysterious, and somewhat questionable, weekend with British rock legend David [...]

Fundamentalist Chef Will Bake Koran on Live TV

DEQUINCY, LA – A Louisiana Television Chef has announced his intention to bake the Koran in an upcoming cooking show. Chef Paul Horner, whose late night Cajun cooking show appears at 11:00 PM on Thursdays with reruns throughout the weekend, [...]
Micheal Bay discusses Transformers 5, Optimus Prime, Rodimus Prime and Quinisans.

Micheal Bay On Transformers 5: “Optimus Dies, Rodimus Rules”

// // // ]]> The National Report recently had a moment to sit down with hit Hollywood director Micheal Bay. Bay is a big commodity in Hollywood now as he is coming off of his big summer hit Transformers 4: Age of Extinction, and is about [...]

Westboro Members Arrested After Attempted Gay Cruise Hijacking

<National Report>Since the death of Fred Phelps on March 19th of this year, the Westboro Baptists have failed to capture national headlines as they once had.  But their silence quickly came to an end on Monday, after two members of the [...]
Obama is a gay Muslim

Secret Service Agent Says Obama Is Gay & Muslim

A former Secret Service agent whose new book is quickly climbing Amazon’s best-seller charts, said he is concerned about the state of the country and says it is time the public knows the real truth about our Commander in Chief, Barack Obama. Former [...]
Gay to straight program in Tennessee

Gay-To-Straight Program To Be Included In All Tennessee School Curriculum Beginning May 1st

Memphis, TN — Beginning May 1st of this year, the state of Tennessee is implementing a mandatory school program designed for all children grades K-12 to help homosexual males and females choose to become straight. The gay-to-straight conversion [...]
Hobby Lobby bans gay people

Hobby Lobby In Louisiana Bans Gay People

DeQuincy, LA — A Hobby Lobby arts & crafts store in Louisiana is making headlines after announcing that gay people would no longer be allowed to shop in their store. It happened on Wednesday at the Hobby Lobby in downtown DeQuincy when [...]

BrideGhazi: Spike in Anti-Hillary Themed Weddings Following Arizona Religious Rights Defeat

Lillian Fabricant:  The Fabricant Files // Hillary Watch;  Dateline: March 3, 2014; Phoenix, AZ Modern Bride Magazine recently published a scathing, hard-hitting article about freedom issues facing beautiful brides on the most important, [...]

Backlash to Anti-Gay Bill Prompts Arizona to Fund ‘Gay Reorientation’ Camps as Good Will Gesture!

<National Report>Phoenix, AZ-Following the nationwide backlash and mounting criticism over its proposed law giving businesses the right to refuse to serve gays based on ‘sincerely held religious grounds’, Arizona governor, [...]
No gay Olympians in Russia

Olympian Awarded 2nd Instead Of 1st Because He Is Gay

SOCHI, Russia – For about five seconds on Monday, Jan Smeekens was an Olympic champion, hero to a nation, and all that goes with it. Until, gut-wrenchingly, he wasn’t, just because of his sexuality. As Smeekens crossed the line at Adler [...]

Sochi Update: Lisping Olympians Decry Beatings

  <National Report Brussels Bureau>  Leaks of several reports are surfacing in socialist Europe of Olympic athletes receiving moderate to severe beatings, and possible charges of alleged gang rape, all at the hands of Russian leader [...]