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Marco Rubio Bio ‘Too Small To Fail’ Hits Bookshelves

MIAMI, Fla. – An “unauthorized” biography of Florida Sen. Marco Rubio, entitled Too Small To Fail:  The Marco Rubio Story, will hit bookshelves before the end of the month. The slim paperback, authored by Kitty Kelsen, examines [...]

Televangelist Pat Robertson, 85, Found Unresponsive at Virginia Beach Studio

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. – Televangelist Pat Robertson, 85, was found unresponsive yesterday at the Virginia Beach headquarters of the Christian Broadcasting Network, the media empire he founded more than a half-century ago. The media mogul was [...]

Gay Bakers Plan to Make Money Refusing to Serve Gay Customers

DES MOINES, IA – The Irony Police are on full tactical alert. A gay couple who own a Des Moines bakery hope to cash in big by not serving gay customers. “When we saw how those straights cleaned up when they refused to bake a wedding cake [...]

Couple Suing Government After Gay Marriage Destroys Their Family

A couple in Indiana filed a lawsuit Friday against the Federal government, claiming that gay marriage, legalized in their State last year by a federal judge, has ruined the sanctity of their traditional marriage and has driven their family [...]

Westboro Baptist Church 2.0? Hateful Protesters Offering Weddings To Gay Couples

The Westboro Baptist Church, reviled around the world for their hateful “God Hates F-gs” signs and protests at the funerals of military personnel, are apparently trying to turn over a new leaf in the wake of the death of church [...]

Marcus Bachmann Denied Service in Indiana, Store Owner Assumed He Was Gay

INDIANAPOLIS – Marcus Bachmann, husband of former Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, unwittingly became the first public face of Indiana’s newly-enacted Religious Freedom Restoration Act, after being refused service at a dress [...]

Gay Coalition Seeks to Replace FingerPrinting with ‘SphincterPrinting”

A coalition of Gay law enforcement officials and scientists, is demanding that the Department of Justice and the FBI consider implementing what they are tentatively calling the ‘Anal Screening System’, or ASS, as a replacement for standard [...]

Obama Considers Tax Credit Benefiting Those In Same Sex Marriage

Bradley Rockwell, a spokesperson from the Obama administration spoke with members of the press this morning in order to address the newest tax credit some will qualify for this year.  The tax credit is tentatively entitled ‘The Honeymoon’ [...]

Facebook To Ban Gay, Lesbian Photos In Lawsuit Settlement

Facebook announced today that as a part of their quickly-reached settlement agreement with the Family Research Council, the world’s most popular social network will soon begin prohibiting LGBT users from sharing photographs that depict [...]

Michael Sam To Form Gay Football League

<National Report> Michael Sam, 2014 GQ Man of the Year and the first openly gay player drafted by the NFL, announced his intention to form the nation’s first gay football league. Waived by the Dallas Cowboys just seven weeks after [...]

Rick Perry Blames Ebola On Gays, Threatens Virus With Pistol

At an early morning GOP fundraiser in Dallas on Tuesday, Texas Governor Rick Perry told a group of about five-hundred conservatives that he believes homosexuals are to blame for the global spread of the deadly Ebola disease, and that if [...]

Ted Cruz Proposes Gay-Free America

<National Report>Texas Republican Ted Cruz was among the many conservatives figures infuriated by Monday’s Supreme Court decision not to hear appeals on the issue of same-sex marriage. Yesterday, in a historic move, the United States [...]

Californian Becomes First Gay Fantasy Football Player

<National Report>Late last night, Randy Rolfolk of Temucla, CA, announced to the world that he was gay, becoming in the process the first gay fantasy football player in history. Sources said Rolfolk had first told his team prior to making [...]