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Conservative Lion Rush Limbaugh, 64, Found in Palm Beach Home

PALM BEACH, Fla. – Radio talk show host and conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh, 64, was found in his Palm Beach home with what doctors called natural causes. Emergency responders failed to arrive at his seaside home. Limbaugh’s lifelong [...]
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Casey Anthony Breaks Silence: Calls Planned Parenthood “Baby Killers”

West Palm Beach, FL, – Casey Anthony agreed to a brief phone interview with Brian Sparks of WPTV NBC5 early Tuesday morning, breaking her media silence for the first time since January 2013. Under strict conditions set by Anthony’s [...]
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Alabama DOT Bans Homosexuals from Highway Rest Stops

Montgomery, AL — Alabama Governor Robert J. Bentley has ordered the state’s National Guard leadership to stop the gay sex epidemic that has plagued Alabama’s highway rest stops in recent years. Citing Alabama’s ‘Religious Freedom’ [...]
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Florida and Texas Considering Legislation to Extend Open Carry to African Americans

In what is being hailed by some as civil rights legislation, lone Democratic lawmakers in Florida and Texas are considering extending ‘Open Carry’ laws to blacks. Democratic legislators in both Florida and Texas are said to be considering [...]
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Marco Rubio Pouts: Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner!

WEST MIAMI, Fl. – In the days following his presidential candidacy announcement, Florida’s junior Senator Marco Rubio finds himself frustrated, apparently because the media spotlight hasn’t focused as brightly on him than say, … Donald [...]
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Paula Deen’s Advice to Bill Cosby: “Take The Bitter With The Butter”

SAVANNAH, Ga. – Celebrity chef and cooking show host Paula Deen, herself the target of backlash after admitting in a courtroom deposition that she used “the ’N’ word” – now embroiled in a fresh, new, racially sensitive controversy [...]
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Trump Defiant: ‘Bill Cosby’s Doing The Raping, Not Mexicans!’

NEW JERSEY – At a closed-door campaign fundraiser, Donald Trump reportedly turned the late-breaking news about Bill Cosby obtaining Quaaludes – with the intention of giving them to women he wanted to have sex with – into a punch line. “Hey! [...]
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Pope Francis Removes Confederate Flag From Vatican

VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis, joining the growing movement sweeping throughout the United States calling for the elimination of Confederate flags and symbols, has ordered the removal of the Confederate flag from all “chapels, museums, [...]
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South Carolina Removes Confederate Fag From Capitol Grounds

CHARLESTON, S.C. – South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley called for the removal of the Confederate fag from the grounds of the State House during a press conference on Monday, while surrounded by a group of state politicians including South Carolina [...]
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George Zimmerman: I Didn’t Self-Afflict My Gunshot Wound *UPDATE: Man Accused of Shooting Zimmerman Arrested*

LAKE MARY, Fl. – Former neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman fired back at critics who accused him of perpetrating a hoax on Monday in order to gain sympathy, when a story about a gun injury he reportedly suffered at the hands [...]
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Dem Staffers Refer to Ben Carson as House Negro & Uncle Ben

FLORIDA – Calls for the resignation of a Democratic National Committee staff member are increasing, after conservative superstar Dr. Ben Carson was allegedly called a “House Negro” and “Uncle Ben”, racially negative terms sometimes [...]
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Secret Service Destroys Area Of Everglades Ahead Of Obama’s Earth Day Visit

The United States Secret Service destroyed several cumulative square miles of the Florida Everglades this weekend, in preparation of President Obama’s visit to the area on Earth Day on Wednesday, April 22nd. And now, conservationists [...]
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Marco Rubio Announces 2016 Presidential Bid; ‘No One Gives A Damn’

MIAMI — Florida Senator Marco Rubio threw his hat into the presidential ring on Monday, declaring that he is the best choice to lead the nation into “another American century.” His remark was seen as a direct reaction to likely Democratic [...]
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BlackPeopleMeet.com Office Mistakenly Tear Gassed by Police

FLORIDA – The corporate office of a popular African-American dating site was accidentally tear-gassed as a result of what police are calling “an unfortunate mishap.” “We received a tip that there were thousands of black [...]
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George Zimmerman Announces 2016 Presidential Bid

ORLANDO, FL – In a stunning announcement videotaped during a March 8 Orlando Sentinel interview but only made public March 24, neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman vowed to help put America back on the right path to freedom by “putting [...]
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Ted Cruz, Canadian Born Texan, Announces American Presidential Bid

**** BREAKING — SENATOR TED CRUZ WILL ENROLL IN OBAMACARE **** WASHINGTON – In a geopolitical twist guaranteed to generate heated debate while being ignored by double standard-bearers everywhere, Calgary, Canada-born Texas junior Senator [...]