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Killer Aussie Huntsman Spider to Infest Gulf of Mexico by End of 2015 (VIDEO)

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Most giant Huntsman spiders are not dangerous. Though harmless if you’ve never seen one before their size can stop you dead in your tracks. The non-venomous Huntsman for years have lived in the [...]
Called otterboxing, wild otters are pitted against trained dogs in a fight to the death.

Otterboxing: Florida Bloodsport Decimating State’s Otter Population

Tallahassee, FL — Florida wildlife officials say the illicit bloodsport called otterboxing that pits wild otters against trained fighting dogs in a match to the death is endangering the state’s otter population. Staged for the [...]
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Twelve Obama Quotes Every American Should Know

President Barack Obama has said some very controversial things in the past that everyone knows about.  “You didn’t build that.”  “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan.”  But there are a number of things [...]
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Proposed Florida Law Would Prevent Minorities from Owning Firearms

<National Report>[TALLAHASSEE, FL] A bill will be introduced in Florida’s state legislature in May which, according to its authors and supporters, aims to drastically reduce violent crime rates in the state, while also expanding [...]
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Oklahoma Governor Signs Walmart Protection Act

Good Citizens Brace for Felony Liberal Protest Charades <National Report>At a time when many states and cities are passing job-killing handouts to reward laziness, Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin (R) has gone in the opposite direction and signed [...]
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Florida to Scrap Controversial ‘Stand Your Ground’ Law for ‘Shoot to Kill’

<National Report>Facing mounting national and international criticism, and after being forced to spend millions of tax dollars on defending Florida’s controversial ‘Stand Your Ground’ law, the Republican controlled Florida [...]
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Doping Scandal Rocks Special Olympics USA

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Allegations over gambling and doping in the Special Olympics have rocked Special Olympics USA management and stunned those involved with this nonprofit charitable organization worldwide. // // In [...]
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Should Justin Bieber Be Deported From The Planet Earth?

  // // // ]]> Footage of Justin Bieber’s deposition has left many Americans seething with anger and calling for the pint-sized pop sensation’s deportation. Biber is accused of assaulting a paparazzi in Miami, FL. after [...]
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George Zimmerman Set To Release Children’s Book Series

It seems as if George Zimmerman has found a new calling in life. One that could possibly help restore his public image and help children around the world to avoid situations similar to the one that cost Trayvon Martin his life. Zimmerman, along [...]
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Texas and Florida to Consider Allowing Professional Athletes to ‘Open Carry’ During Games!

<National Report>Both Texas and Florida legislatures are now considering allowing guns at professional sporting events. The proposed laws, which would allow ‘open carry’ of firearms for all fans, would also extend that same [...]
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Justin Bieber to Use Florida’s Stand Your Ground Law in Miami Beach Arrest

<National Report>Miami Beach, FL–Celebrity attorney Carl Carsted has been hired by pop star Justin Bieber and has indicated his client will invoke Florida’s controversial “Stand Your Ground” law in his defense of an overnight [...]
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Feral Cats Devastate Wildlife – Extermination of Feral Colonies Mandatory, Study Says

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> A five year study released last week by the University of Colorado to track the effectiveness of the country’s TNR (Trap – Neuter & Return) programs shows the [...]
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Is Afrophobia Enough to Save George Zimmerman?

(National Report) – The George Zimmerman trial begins today a year after the neighborhood watchman shot and killed Trayvon Martin, an African American youth armed with candy and a glass bottle of iced tea. Over the course of the past year [...]
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Giant Baby Snatching Mosquitoes Invade Florida, EPA Claims Protected Species

(National Report) – Central Florida is facing a Biblical infestation of gallinippers, or psorophora ciliate, a giant form of mosquito nearly 20 times the size of normal mosquitoes. An unusually wet summer has made conditions for the truculent [...]
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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock – The New Eat, Pray, Love?

(National Report) – The Eat, Pray, Love movement is finally losing steam. Once garden stones, tshirts, journals and jewelry start showing up in the rural Midwest flea markets, a trend is surely on its last legs. The Eat, Pray, Love philosophy [...]
Those with Afrophobia are usually on the heavier side. Since the incident, Zimmerman has gained over 140 pounds.

George Zimmerman Gains 140 Pounds, Preparing for Prison Life?

(National Report) – George Zimmerman, the Florida patriot that stood his ground after chasing down a hoodie wearing teen and shooting him, has blossomed into a 344 pound bag of lard. Fans of the gun advocate say Zimmerman is eating his sorrow. [...]