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George Zimmerman, Stand-Up Comic, Gets Standing Ovations In Florida

[CASSELBERRY, FL] It’s 9:06 PM, and the crowd is starting to get restless after having waited a good four or five minutes for the opener to the main act, local comedy legend Albert “The Alligator” Jones. Usually, Jones can [...]
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Obama Declares ‘English Only’ Bills Unconstitutional in Arizona, Florida & Texas

WASHINGTON DC – In a sweeping new round of executive orders, President Obama is set to declare unconstitutional so-called ‘English Only’ bills headed to Congress from Arizona, Florida, and Texas, according to congressional sources. [...]
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George Zimmerman Scores Role As Bad Guy In New Michael Bay Action-Thriller

George Zimmerman, the Florida neighborhood watchman who was acquitted in 2013 in the shooting death of teenager Trayvon Martin, has reportedly recently signed a big-money deal to star in a new motion picture produced and directed by Michael [...]
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Misprinted Ad Seeking Holiday Gift ‘Rappers’ Resulted In Frightened Shoppers, Arrests

<National Report>A Mentor, Ohio shopping center’s Black Friday went over like a lead balloon, when a help wanted ad seeking part time holiday gift wrappers was mistakenly printed with the title “Holiday Rappers Wanted.” [...]
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Fort Lauderdale Mayor Charged With Feeding The Homeless After Bath Salts Junky Attacks

[FORT LAUDERDALE, FL] Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jack Seiler was charged, but not arrested, today after having inadvertently violated a law that he himself helped create, which prohibits residents of his city from feeding the homeless. But Mayor [...]
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Ted Cruz Blames Obama For Rosetta UK Space Mission

WASHINGTON, DC – Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex) along with officials at NASA headquarters expressed muted praise for the UK’s historic Rosetta space mission success. “Obama said an achievement like this would be our victory, but once [...]
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Obama Takes Major Credit For Marine’s Release From Mexican Prison

<National Report>Barack Obama took credit today for Mexico’s release of US Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi, ignoring charges that his administration was slow to act in securing the former marine’s freedom. The President praised the Mexican [...]
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Oklahoma Governor Signs Walmart Protection Act

Good Citizens Brace for Felony Liberal Protest Charades At a time when many states and cities are passing job-killing handouts to reward laziness, Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin (R) has gone in the opposite direction and signed a law protecting [...]