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Hollywood Studio Caught Producing ISIS Videos

<National Report>Shockwaves are being felt all throughout Tinseltown today as federal authorities moved to arrest several who are accused of aiding and abetting a foreign terrorist organization by producing ISIS recruitment videos. It [...]
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ISIS Buying Shares in Walmart, State Dept. Baffled

You probably know that when shopping at Walmart, you should be on the lookout for falling prices. But soon, shoppers might also need to check over their shoulder for a more serious threat: terrorists. That’s because on Monday, the terrorist [...]
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Fundamentalist Chef Will Bake Koran on Live TV

DEQUINCY, LA – A Louisiana Television Chef has announced his intention to bake the Koran in an upcoming cooking show. Chef Paul Horner, whose late night Cajun cooking show appears at 11:00 PM on Thursdays with reruns throughout the weekend, [...]
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American Journalist Missing in Ukraine – Are Western Journalist Being Targeted?

By Rayne Covelli July 27, 2014 – 7:52 am Just 12 hours since learning of our editor-in-chief Nigel Covington’s mysterious disappearance there has been no word on his whereabouts. According to Covington’s Russian friend a journalist [...]
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American Journalist Vanishes in Ukraine; Crimean Self-defense Forces Search Area

Rayne Covelli Date Release: 7-26-14 at: 7:16 pm Alarming report from Grabovo, Donetsk Oblast, Ukraine, received at the Seattle office of the National Report at 6:57 pm tonight indicates Nigel Covington, editor-in-chief for the National Report [...]
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Bundy Ranch & Militia Update for 4-24-14: Federal Agents Amassing in Las Vegas for War!

By Rayne Covelli Field Reporter <National Report> UPDATE: Bundy Ranch, Nevada. Rumors of a second federal raid on the Bundy Ranch scheduled for Easter Sunday were just that rumors. The anticipated raid never happened, but as of press [...]
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Urban Warfare Erupts In Chicago, Mayor, Black Gangs & Cartel Wetbacks to Blame

By Rayne Covelli Field Reporter Chicago… Murder Capitol of America! Under the liberal democratic leadership of anti-American Mayor Rahm Emanuel, the city has proudly accepted the highest honor the FBI can bestow upon any municipality. [...]
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Feds Raid Colorado Pot Shop

<National Report>Denver, CO —   Late this afternoon federal agents dressed in riot gear raided the business of Rite Greens Pot Shop in Denver, Colorado. At approx. 2:30 this afternoon, the staff of Rite Greens was shocked when [...]
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Juggalo Menace Begins to Infiltrate The Mainstream – What Every Parent Needs to Know

<NR>Suburban-born, well-to-do teenagers across our great nation have reportedly begun emulating insidious traits associated with the Juggalo “subculture”. Christian parents everywhere have been reduced to tears after witnessing [...]
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Dog Food Recall Platinum K-9 Brand Found To Contain Traces Of LSD

(World) – The Platinum K-9 brand of dog food has been recalled after large quantities of the hallucinogenic drug LSD was found in products on supermarket shelves. Authorities are still not sure how the dog food became contaminated but [...]