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Man Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar’ Before Blowing Up Friend’s Inbox

De Pere, WI – A Wisconsin man is resting comfortably after an explosion rocked his inbox late Saturday afternoon. The blast occurred at approximately 4:45 pm leaving the victim, Anthony Stewart, 41, physically fine but emotionally drained. [...]
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Mother of Slain Gorilla Calls for Peace as Protest Turns Violent

Cincinnati, OH – Gargantua, mother of the unarmed 17-year-old silverback gorilla shot dead by Zoo officials after a toddler slipped inside his cage at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden, is calling for peace after protests erupted [...]
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Trump Butler Once Suspect in Tupac Murder

Anthony Peter Senecal, who worked as Donald Trump’s butler for 17 years before being named the in-house historian at the real estate mogul’s Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, was reportedly a “person of interest” in the 1996 murder of [...]
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Roswell No Longer ‘Sanctuary City’ for Illegal Aliens

ROSWELL, NM – Roswell City Mayor Dennis Knight declared Roswell will no longer be a sanctuary city for illegal aliens. The City has implemented a new policy, the Crime Prevention Order to Reinstate Deportations (CPORD), that will screen everyone [...]
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Bad News for D.C. Scandal Queen, ‘Dirty Hillary’ as Top Aide Granted Immunity

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Facing the biggest political showdown of her life in what promises to be one of the most brutal and punishing political campaigns in history, Hillary Clinton, must now square off with the ever popular, [...]
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Small Michigan Town Will Accept 4,500 Syrian Refugees

Washington, D.C. – Under President Obama, the U.S. has been receiving 70,000 refugees per year. They are selected by the United Nations, screened by the FBI, and resettled into more than 190 cities and towns across America. President Obama [...]
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Trump’s Hair Seized by FBI Thought to be Mane of Cecil the Lion

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief New developments have emerged about presidential hopeful Donald Trump’s early morning meltdown just moments after his private Boeing 757 had touched down at New York’s LaGuardia Airport [...]
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FBI Requires Licensed Tattoo Shops To Share All Customer Contact Information

MSNBC correspondent Jason Crane sat down with government official Alan Shaffer to discuss the recent rumors that have been in circulation regarding the FBI requiring tattoo shops to provide the FBI with their customer’s contact information [...]
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Reports of Animal Abuse/Mutilations Around Gathering of the Juggalos

By Cassidy Pen, TNReport Investigative Journalist COLUMBUS Ohio – Police at the state and local level in Ohio have reported numerous accounts of cruelty and inhumane conduct toward animals attributed to Juggalos within a ten (10) county [...]
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FBI Ready to Cure FIFA’s Blatter Infection

ZURICH – 79 year old FIFA Official, Senn Blatter, steps down after thirty years of rampant racketeering and massive organizational corruption. FIFA, which stands for the Federal International Futbol Association, came under heavy scrutiny [...]
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Juggalos Classified As Hate Group By Southern Poverty Law Center

This morning, the Southern Poverty Law Center also known as SPLC, announced the addition of a group known as ‘Juggalos’ to be be recognized as a hate group throughout 17 states. Juggalo (male) or Juggalette (female) is the name given to [...]
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FBI Admits To Placing All Registered Motorcycle Owners On Classified Gang List After Waco Shootout

In the aftermath of the biker gang shootout at the Waco Texas, Twin Peaks last Sunday, citizens are looking to authorities for not only answers, but solutions. 170 bikers have been arrested and charged, however citizens want to know what will [...]
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George W. Bush Unveils Painting of the Prophet Muhammad to Stunned Audience

Dallas, Texas – Former president George W. Bush, 68, debuted his latest art exhibition to an intimate audience of close friends and family this past weekend at a small art gallery in Dallas, Texas. However, it was one painting in particular [...]
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Hollywood Studio Caught Producing ISIS Videos

<National Report>Shockwaves are being felt all throughout Tinseltown today as federal authorities moved to arrest several who are accused of aiding and abetting a foreign terrorist organization by producing ISIS recruitment videos. It [...]
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FBI Admits All Registered Motorcycle Owners Are On Classified Gang List

MSNBC correspondent Jeremy Lancaster sat down with government official Darrin Cornia to discuss recent rumors that have been in circulation in regard to registered motorcycle owners being placed on a classified FBI gang list. Darrin Cornia [...]
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Growing Anger Over Black Privilege in America & The Death of Otis Byrd

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> A black man found hanging by a bed sheet from a tree in Clairborne County, Mississippi is under investigation by the FBI today. Local police discovered the body of a missing [...]