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Disturbing New Unvaccinated Child Porn Fetish Draws FBI Attention

<Tulsa, OK>FBI officials are investigating a disturbing new trend in child pornography. This new rash of child porn known as UCP, or Unvaccinated Child Porn, features pubescent children with varying stages of easily preventable diseases [...]
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Hollywood Studio Caught Producing ISIS Videos

<National Report>Shockwaves are being felt all throughout Tinseltown today as federal authorities moved to arrest several who are accused of aiding and abetting a foreign terrorist organization by producing ISIS recruitment videos. It [...]
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iTunes and Spotify Announce They Will Be Removing All Insane Clown Posse Music From Their Library

UPDATE:  In Response To Censorship I.C.P Announces 42 State Trailer Park Tour Today it was announced that both iTunes and Spotify will be pulling all Insane Clown Posse songs from their digital media libraries. Fans of the Insane Clown Posse [...]
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FBI Classifies The Phish Phans as Criminal Gang

By Cassidy Pen, TNReport Investigative Reporter WASHINGTON DC-The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) today released a report of a study with the final determination that Phans (Fans of the group The Phish) fall into the classification of [...]
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FBI Rigged Elections, Planted Spies In Congress, Leaked Docs Show

Documents leaked on Monday show the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been rigging elections in the United States to set up covert operatives as Capitol Hill politicians since at least 2006, and possibly since as early as 2004, all without [...]
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Rodman to North Korea, Hopes to Ease Tensions

Dennis Rodman is at it again! Calling his “friend,” Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un, a “Good man who was just fighting against bullies,” Rodman apparently boarded a plane late last night to North Korea, arriving this morning. But [...]
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NEGRO UPRISING! Ferguson Historical Society Renovation Plan Approved by City Council

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief *UPDATE: This just in… The Grand Jury just announced there will be no decision in the officer Darren Wilson case until Monday. Residents have been advised by the police department to arm themselves [...]
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ISIS Buying Shares in Walmart, State Dept. Baffled

You probably know that when shopping at Walmart, you should be on the lookout for falling prices. But soon, shoppers might also need to check over their shoulder for a more serious threat: terrorists. That’s because on Monday, the terrorist [...]
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Dog Food Recall Platinum K-9 Brand Found To Contain Traces Of LSD

(World) – The Platinum K-9 brand of dog food has been recalled after large quantities of the hallucinogenic drug LSD was found in products on supermarket shelves. Authorities are still not sure how the dog food became contaminated but [...]