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China Opens Unplanned Parenthood Clinics; Ends One Child Policy

BEIJING – As part of a five-year development plan, the Chinese government will ease its one-child policy after decades of enforcement. Couples living in city centers will now be offered the mandatory option of producing a second child. Communist [...]
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Obama Family Vacations Surpass $100 Million

Washington, D.C., – For the sixth time in as many summers, the Obama family will vacation in Martha’s Vineyard this August. With this trip the first family will exceed $100 million in taxpayer dollars spent on vacation travel expenses, [...]
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Marco Rubio Pouts: Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner!

WEST MIAMI, Fl. – In the days following his presidential candidacy announcement, Florida’s junior Senator Marco Rubio finds himself frustrated, apparently because the media spotlight hasn’t focused as brightly on him than say, … Donald [...]
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Donald Trump Named Goodwill Ambassador to Mexico

NEW YORK CITY – Real estate mogul Donald Trump has secured a post as the United Nations Goodwill Ambassador to Mexico, on the heels of calling Mexican citizens drug dealers and rapists during his presidential candidacy announcement. The [...]
Beautiful Yulin City In China's Guangxi Province Where The Dog Meat Festivals Are Held Every Year

Yulin Dog Meat Festival: Chinese Chefs Wow Critics With Scrumptious New Dishes

(Yulin, China) – The National Report has sent me on location to the Annual Yulin Dog Meat Festival in China’s Guangxi province, and let me just say it’s an honor to take part in such a rich cultural event. I arrived to take [...]
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Chinese Investors To Buy Grand Canyon

<National Report>One of the most well known natural attractions in the United States will soon be property of Chinese investors according to a report that has leaked from the U.S. National Park Service. The report states that the U.S. [...]
Starting October 2015, good bye US currency, hello euro. (image: Wizzard - Public Domain - Wikimedia Commons)

Obama Orders euro Conversion for December

WASHINGTON, DC – Demonstrating another bold example of presidential authority, sources report Barack Obama has ordered the Federal Reserve to adopt the euro beginning December 15, 2015. The US will share the single monetary system [...]
Beautiful Yulin City In China's Guangxi Province Where The Dog Meat Festivals Are Held Every Year

Yulin Dog Meat Festival: Chinese Chefs Wow Critics With Scrumptious New Dishes

(Yulin, China) – The National Report has sent me on location to the Annual Yulin Dog Meat Festival in China’s Guangxi province, and let me just say it’s an honor to take part in such a rich cultural event. I arrived to take [...]