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Spain Calls New Russian Vaccine Preventing Homosexuality Convincing

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> BARCELONA – Today scientists in Spain confirmed claims made by Russian scientists almost three weeks ago that they had discovered the cure for homosexuality. The story [...]
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Chinese Ship Confused About Underwater Pulse During Malaysian Airliner Search

<National Report>Reports Sunday reveal that the crew of the Chinese search ship Haixun 01 apparently became the victim of a communication snafu during their search for the remains of the missing Malaysian Airlines Flt MH370. On midday [...]
Jesus Not Happy with the Hobby Lobby

Jesus Christ Boycotts Hobby Lobby

(National Report) – Hobby Lobby, an American retail company that sells overpriced made-in-China labor camp manufactured “craft” supplies, does not carry items that might be considered non-Christian. Items like blue and silver centerpieces [...]
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Meltdown in Washington: President Obama Reported Sedated Following Emotional Breakdown

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Late this afternoon White House insiders leaked information stating the president has suffered a mental breakdown and is presently resting and under a doctors care. This afternoon [...]

Russian Submarine Surfaces Off Baja California Coast… 260 Miles South of San Diego

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Shortly before 7:02 pm PST today a Russian nuclear-powered attack submarine is reported to have surfaced off the coast of Baja California where it remained visible against the [...]

Yulin Dog Meat Festival: Chinese Chefs Wow Critics With Scrumptious New Dishes

(Yulin, China) – The National Report has sent me on location to the Annual Yulin Dog Meat Festival in China’s Guangxi province, and let me just say it’s an honor to take part in such a rich cultural event. I arrived to take [...]
President Barack Obama stated that the continued theft of America’s intellectual property would be a serious “inhibitor” of Sino-American relations.

Did Obama Just Negotiate the Sale of NSA Data to the Chinese?

(National Report) – While Americans are coming to grips with the big brother governmental surveillance of their personal data, questions have begun to arise regarding what could be done or has been done with the data genie now that it is [...]
A visitor eyes lunch in the large tank filled with jellyfish.

China’s Largest Jellyfish Aquarium Empty After Visitors Eat Exhibits

(National Report) In the city of Fushun in north-east China joyous celebration has turned to guilt after visitors to the largest jellyfish aquarium in the world devour over 700 metric tons of jellyfish. Asians and Aquariums have always been [...]