<NR>Hundreds of corpulent sapphic beasts and their brainwashed minions took to the streets Sunday night to celebrate the destruction of Sweet Cakes By Melissa bakery. Aaron and Melissa Klein were just a humble Christian couple operating a cake shop in Gresham Oregon, that is, until a couple of doubler tucker deviants decided to pay them a visit and demand they construct a wedding cake for their blasphemous union.
The Klein’s informed them that they would be happy to serve them, but they politely declined providing them with the elaborate traditional slab of scrumptious cake reserved for the nuptial rites of heterosexuals. They gently explained to the duo of incredulous brutes that to do so would be akin to collaborating with the demonic forces that are currently ripping the fabric of our great nation to ribbons… That’s when all hell broke loose.
Rather than pack up their precious parcel of hurt feelings and hunt down a bakery willing to whip up some tasty treats for their parody of a wedding ceremony, the unsatisfied ogres stomped their bovine asses straight down to the federal courthouse to file a discrimination complaint against the modest god-fearing bakers. They also began to bleat and whinny loudly to every media outlet willing to listen about how they were victims of horrific discrimination after being denied the scrumptious delicacies that should naturally only be prepared for and consumed at traditional christian weddings.
Sweet Cakes By Melissa – Frosting the Cake of Intolerance?
Once the tolerance and diversity mafia got a whiff of the drama brewing they descended upon the couples business, Sweet Cakes By Melissa, with a relentless flurry of death threats, harassment and vitriol until they were forced to close their doors and operate from home. Now if you wish to enjoy their delectable cakes you have to pass a 5 point security clearance and be frisked by an team of armed security guards to ensure the safety of the bakeries operators is not compromised. The Sweet Cakes compound now sits behind a 12 foot chain link fence topped with razor wire to ensure those over-zealous champions of tolerance who insist on enforcing their plan cannot harm the docile Kliens for their refusal to conform to their twisted agenda.