(National Report) – Wendy Davis is the newest Liberal Lady icon for liberated ladies. After the female Texas Senator selfishly filibustered legislation that would effectively reduce abortions in Texas by 80%, Governor Rick Perry held no grudges. The Governor was complimentary of the woman Senator and her own struggles controlling her sexuality as a teen and inability to finish studies in a tier-I Law School before her looks started to fade.
“Even the woman who filibustered the Senate the other day was born into difficult circumstances. She was the daughter of a single woman, she was a teenage mother herself. She managed to eventually graduate from Harvard Law School and serve in the Texas senate.
It is just unfortunate that she hasn’t learned from her own example that every life must be given a chance to realize its full potential and that every life matters.” – Texas Governor Rick Perry, Lady Whisperer
Usually, the Texas Governor is a big hit with the lady folk. His homespun, common sense approach to life reflects his conservative roots and respect for the weaker gender. He’s a man’s man, tough yet gentle enough to recognize even a selfish liberal lady’s attempt to talk over the men is just her way of saying she needed his approval.
Women will often act out when they want appreciation or courtesy from a man.
Unfortunately, Senator Wendy Davis is surrounded by a pack of hens that just don’t see things the same way as Governor Rick Perry. Words like “condescending”, “insulting” and “debasing” have been tossed around. A small tampon voodoo doll is rumored to have been constructed, but remains unverified.
The lady Senator issued a response to Governor Perry’s remarks, stating:
“Rick Perry’s statement is without dignity and tarnishes the high office he holds,” she said. “They are small words that reflect a dark and negative point of view. Our governor should reflect our Texas values. Sadly, Gov. Perry fails that test.”
While few in the Perry camp even understand what all that means, some are wondering why the Governor even addressed Senator Davis. Some have speculated he may have a kidney infection or pink tennis shoe wedged up somewhere.
The Governor is well known to have back issues. During the 2012 campaign, he frequently noted his back medication as the reason his communication was sometimes off message.