RFID Chip Now Being Issued In Hanna, Wyoming As Part Of New “Obamacare” Plan

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Here We Can See The Size And Shape Of The Exciting New RFID Chip

(Hanna, WY) – The “Obamacare” RFID chips are currently being given a test run on the proud and patriotic citizens of Hanna, Wyoming.

Over the last two weeks a special piece of legislation has been passed making it mandatory for anyone who receives welfare or any other form of government assistance to be implanted with these new identification chips.

Even select government employees and officials have been ordered to receive the sub-dermal device, which is typically implanted in the fatty tissue of an individual’s buttock. Police officers, military, even garbage men will be required to have the RFID chip by the end of next month or face termination from their jobs.

During the beta testing stage of this amazing technological development many news outlets have remained silent, apparently waiting to see how the trial pans out before reporting on the matter. National Report, always on the cutting edge, sent yours truly to Hanna, Wyoming in the hopes of gathering opinions and experiences from the townsfolk regarding their recently acquired RFID chips.

Tammy Josephine Laurence, a single mother of three who is currently accepting housing assistance got her chip implanted just hours before we had a chance to sit down and speak with her. She had the following to say:

“Well, they said I better do this, or they was gonna cut the welfare. I’m a full-time single mother. I got three young kids that need me at all hours and ain’t no man to help. I didn’t have no choice…”

When asked if the procedure was invasive she informed us that it was “a little like giving blood” and that she felt “tired after getting the implant” which is reportedly is a common but benign side effect.

I also spoke with Hanna, Wyoming’s Mayor Ted Howell, whose full support of the RFID chip made it mandatory for the citizens of his small community. Leading by example he was the first recipient of the RFID chip, having it implanted publicly at a recent town hall meeting. “This is change for a better, safer America” he said while undergoing the ten minute procedure. “With this scientific advancement, the terrorists do not stand a chance… USA will prevail…”

The ordinance has had some opposition, however, as several of the local churches have spoken out against the chips with protests. These fringe apocalyptic churches believe Obama to be the anti-Christ and claim the RFID chip is the Mark Of The Beast written about in their Book Of Revelations. They cite the RFID chip’s supposed serial number of 131618 as corresponding with Revelations 13:16-18. Of course, rural superstitions ultimately have no sway when it comes to the progressive new America and their scripture laden outcries have largely been ignored.

This journalist embraces the change and even got her very own RFID chip before heading back to the National Report’s home offices. The surgery was quick, simple and more or less painless. I can barely tell I’ve been implanted at all. A sacrifice I’ve gladly made for my country’s national security and hope you will too.

UPDATE 10-20-13 Multiple Wyoming School Districts Implant RFID Chip Technology In Students Without Parental Consent

UPDATE 10-25-13 Move Over Elmo – Chippie Seminars Leave Children Eager To Receive New RFID Implant

UPDATE 11-05-13 RFID Mascot Begins Nationwide Tour To Help Alleviate Children`s Fears Of Implantation

UPDATE 11-09-13 Wyoming Christians Report Forced Obamacare RFID Chipping

UPDATE 11-13-13 Chippie The RFID Insists “I’m Not The Mark Of The Beast” In Recent Press Conference

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1,592 Responses to "RFID Chip Now Being Issued In Hanna, Wyoming As Part Of New “Obamacare” Plan"

  1. Mark says:

    I enjoyed the read and the, information herein however I find that the author of this article, to be quite ignorant, or at least appears to be when it comes to the subject of Christianity.

    Christianity is a major religion, not a rural superstition. Their is a difference. I find the RFID chip to be an appalling step towards the US. becoming a police state. I’m against it for moral, ethical, and yes religious reasons.

    Dismissing a major religion as mere rural superstition in my opinion is just ignorant. I compare It to saying Acid rain is only rain with a sting. If you want journalistic credibility straighten out you facts on EVERY subject in your articles. The key to success is as always professionalism.

  2. Park says:

    This is a bunch of BS– a perfect example of how we Americans are surely losing our freedom. Where is the freedom in being monitored by the government? To be put on a terrorist watch list for protesting or simple demographics does not align with our constitution at all. How could all you idiots agree with this.

    As a young adult, my expenses are through the roof, and I simply cannot afford HC for $250 a month. So what are my options? I can pay $250 a month and incur tremendous debt through my bills; I can get Obamacare and get the RFID chip, to be put on some watch list for being a GOP; or I can not have HC and receive a $95 fine (this year) for it just so other lazy fucks can reap the benefits of my hard earned money. And if I do not pay the fine, I can lose my driver license.

    So all you that agree with Obama and Obamacare should either rethink your position or use your 2nd amendment right, while you still have it, buy a gun and shoot yourself in the face.

    • robertsgt40 says:

      Anybody concerned there might be a terminate button for their chip when customer is no longer valued?

      • LOLO says:

        Of course there is a terminate button. N. Roafella: the goal is to get everyone fitted with an RFID chip with all their information history money etc. on … and when they want to protest and against us we simply terminate their chip.

        thats what we have to look forward to. and were all just gonna walk right into it happily thinking were helping win ‘the war on terror’. FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

    • Keith says:

      Maybe you should take your own advice since you’re too stupid to realize that NR is one of the best satire sites on the web.

    • Meg says:

      I can’t believe that there are people who actually believe this article contains any facts.. I thought it was satire about conspiracy nuts. OMG.

  3. Louis says:


  4. Joe Momas says:

    Whatever is going on in Hanna (if it has any truth) has nothing to do with Obama Care. The Obamacare portion of the first bill as it was written has to do with anyone who already has an implant for storing medical data, but does not requiring any type of implant to be used on any citizen. This part of the Affordable Healthcare act did not make it into the final law as it is written. You can find the explanation along with a link to the entire document at http://obamacarefacts.com/obamacare-microchip-implant.php. You still can’t believe everything that you see and read on the internet. There are so many hoaxes out there it is mind-boggling.

    • them says:

      You are right, this has nothing to do with Obamacare as he MIGHT be impeached and sued.
      This also doesn’t have anything to do with Hanna Wyoming (at least not all of it).
      The “Fun Balloons Incorporated” (prevented from saying real name) are the real threat of the no privacy story which is NOT A HOAX!
      Using biometric data, school children will be the first to be in a suspected criminal database, which makes them guilty until proven innocent.

      The problem is, we as a culture (ever since Clinton’s Star Wars plan) are conditioned to want this invasion of privacy in favor of heath, security, free speech, even arts and entertainment.

  5. Francis says:

    “A sacrifice I’ve gladly made for my country’s national security and hope you will too.”
    Keep hoping because I’m not getting microchipped and you do not deserve to be an American if you roll over and let the govt chip you and track you. You dont deserve Constitutional Rights AT ALL you have disgraced this country YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN

  6. Donna says:

    Fuck that!!!! You have to kill me first!!!!!!!

  7. Mel says:

    And so it BEGINS–as the Bible says it would!! American people are so stupid and ignorant to allowed themselves to get these implants..You are no different than the greedy, corrupted government.–you just lost your freedom! Funny–the women rights libs for years says –MY BODY, MY RIGHTS!! But yet we would be FORCE to get these implants in OUR BODIES? Mind blowing!

  8. Joe says:

    I doubt it. Anyone with a microchip would be unable to get an MRI and they make to much money on those.

  9. Dean May says:

    let’s see, several churches oppose, but they are “fringe.” How can several be fringe?

  10. DelVita Ahmed says:

    I will not receive the mark of the beast. Ya’ll can forget it! Just forget it! Do it if you want to, but I know better.

  11. them says:

    Plausible speculation
    There is a popular wildlife TV show in Montana that features a couple with the last name of Hanna.
    Considering the Save The Grizzly Bear Campaign Miley Cyrus has (which was mistaken for dancing teddy bears at the MTV awards) I’m speculating this is where her alter ego got her name.

  12. them says:

    I’m not sure why my posts were taken down.
    I should have said “This is a true story (to my knowledge).”

    It is totally bogus
    The information held globally said to be read by the FBI without consent may only be known to the NSA.
    The idea of palm scanning was not in the previous article and was only mentioned after I said it here.
    The fingerprint scanner the article said was used is actually combined from another article about National IDs which started as a tracking device for foreigners coming in our country under the Clinton Administration.
    NGI (most likely a Google program) hasn’t been launched yet, only it’s facial recognition software reserved for prisoners is working.
    I estimated it was announced around 2008, projecting the final picture database by 2015 because of the Star Wars defense plan, when Star Wars was actually an earlier Nixon attempt (failed because of mind control from Nazi space program).
    The drones were supposably purchased this year (the solar powered bit in both stories still doesn’t make sense,) but this is a 2012 article and must be false in every way.

    There are two real biometric stories though.
    E-tattoo from Motorola (monitors pulse, sweat glands, heart rate, and using voice recognition until familiar, will order correct medical prescription).
    “The Google Pill” (really, that’s the name).
    Edible nanotechnology monitors vital organs including nervous system, lungs, kidneys, heart, core temperature, and (wait for it) BRAIN!
    (seen on Mythbusters and other shows)

    Use both at the same time and you could be in for some serious sh**!
    Switching eyes (first person view of secret stuff).
    Heart hacking (artificial heart can simulate death, or modify behavior with extreme pain).
    Any number of things can happen.

  13. them says:

    Sorry, I just wanted to get the old version of the site which I think you should still have linked.

    To staff, moderators, administrators, and group, presumably my identity is seen by all of you and possibly social media as well.
    Please remove anything you know about me from wherever the information has gone.
    The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) is a respected source to help fight digital privacy battles.

    Through TOR (has a “universal” DRM system) false news stories have been leaked to the EFF, including the one I was quoting as true.
    I don’t think it’s just coincidence that that particular story has disappeared.
    Please keep your fake stories on your own server/s.
    In fact tampering with the EFF software is a serious offense according to the ToS.
    The same is true with PC Magazine and ZD/Net affiliates (ZD/Net, C/Net, PC Shopper, etc.).

    Oh, I was talking about Jack Hanna before on the Nature Channel.
    I’m leaving now.
    Don’t forget to remove my info, and get rid of that keylogger!

  14. sammy says:

    Listen to what I wroted, I will never gonna get the mark of the beast and also I will never gonna worship the beast and his image. So I do want to say to the beast the maker of mark, I will never gonna worship you and your image so get away from my life and it is say the scripture say, worship the Lord your God name Sovereign Lord and serve only Him, now I say only Sovereign Lord God Almighty He is most powerful and awesome God He is, name Sovereign Lord. Now I will not get the rfid chip.

  15. no2rfid says:

    dum ass wtf we get implanted for homie dat type of shyt start up sum wild acts:-( real shit we need to get tf out diss damn country lol

  16. NoToTheDevil says:

    This is a sign wake up and and see the devil is among us. We’re getting closer to the rapture and the tribulation period

  17. Dontlie390 says:

    What is the so called reason for this chip

  18. Dontlie390 says:

    Could someone tell me that

  19. norbert says:

    are u people really that stupid? if so, I doubt the gubmint would waste so much as a dime implanting a chip in your big backsides. the logistics alone would be enormous, not to mention the cost. take our medication and go back to worrying about honey boo boo.

  20. Prophet of God says:

    this is the mark of the beast it talks about in Revalations chapter 13 all who take the chip the wrath of God will be poured out on them!

  21. bullshit says:

    why does reading this feel like reading a dystopian book? it’s fucking crazy, alright. anyone who refuses the so called ‘medication’ loses their job? children receive the chip with no parent consent? they’re literally forcing the chip upon us, what the hell. can america get any more corrupt?

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  23. BrianG says:

    How exactly does getting the chip, so i am government controlled, going to stop terrorism? cant the terrorist that already live here be implanted on the DL? This is a basic loss of our rights and freedoms

  24. graham bell says:

    After reading post i’ve decided to reply. This is my first online reply to anything. Ill try to focus on topic and not connect other issues and facts so that we do not get confused or lost. First off i have installed rfid readers when they first came out. Of course in shopping centers not going to name, irrelevant. Technical aspect, only if asked. Been around, already putting in pets,babies and elderly citing medical reson

  25. graham bell says:

    After reading post i’ve decided to reply. This is my first online reply to anything. Ill try to focus on topic and not connect other issues and facts so that we do not get confused or lost. First off i have installed rfid readers when they first came out. Of course in shopping centers not going to name, irrelevant. Technical aspect, only if asked. Been around, already putting in pets,babies and elderly citing medical reasons. You all are smart. Distractions while paving 1world goal in increments going by majority unoticed by design. These rfid’s are not mark of beast. Beware GOD fearing and faithful these last days have alot of deception including signs of revelation used for his desperate action of human blindness and damned before his promised written end of exsistnes as if he was never created by The Alpha and Omega. Yahweh all of humans GOD. Only seperated by religon as also part of same plan of current masters of earth in human form under the king of earth sitting on top of world in pure form and the puppetmaster pulling their strings. I think ive gone of topic. My apoligies and mispelled. GOD bless you all

    • For those of you who dont believe in the bible. You need to read how it says in the last days they will offer and even force the mark of the beast upon you. This chip is the mark of the beast. The bible states it will be put in your right hand or forehead. The two lowest temp places on your whole body. And guess what folks. The Obama care enforces this. Dont take this chip. This chip will seal your eternal doom. If you dont believe me then get a bible and prove me wrong.

      • Kim says:

        This IS NOT the mark of the beast. Quit trying to instill fear into people, it is not of God. The mark of the beast will be be visible on the right hand or forehead. In Rev. 13:16 it tells us clearly that the “MARK” will be on the right hand or forehead. The word “mark” from the original Greek translation means the following:
        – A stamp, an imprinted mark.
        – The mark stamped on the forehead or the right hand as the badge of the followers of the Antichrist.
        – The mark branded upon horses.
        – Thing carved, sculpture, graven work of idolatrous images.

        Now the chip IS NOT a visible mark on the forehead or right hand.

        Next, the mark is given to identify those that worship the Anti-Christ and IS NOT given until the Anti-Christ is revealed. How can they say that you must pledge your allegiance and worship to someone that is not even here?

        I could go into more reasons that the chip IS NOT the mark of the beast, but I’ll just leave it at this.

      • Kim says:

        The whole rumor of people will be required to have this chip because of Obamacare has been proven to be false on snopes.com and truthorfiction.com. This article is wrong in so many ways that it isn’t even funny.

        • bob says:

          Watch Zeitgeist the movie Netflix documentary

          • Kim says:

            Just because it is in a documentary doesn’t prove a thing. Also, read your Bible and my comment above this comment. A chip may be coming, but it is not attached to Obamacare nor is it “the mark of the beast”.

  26. Diego says:

    He who takes the Chip, will become a Chimp

  27. John Andry says:

    What is the process of data transmission from tag to reader, is there any bound rate consideration??

  28. Kyle S. says:

    Well if this is a satirical website, you shouldn’t be joking about these things. A human holocaust is not something to be taken lightly. This isn’t 2012 mayan-world-ending-B.S. In my opinion this would be right up there with joking about 9/11 as this would be yet another attack on America and her people. If this is real (not necessarily this article, but the chip implant itself) and is what the bible describes as the mark of the beast, it must be stopped at ALL costs!

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  30. Kyle S. says:

    I would rather not be associated with evangelists and religious christians. I’m more of a follower of Jesus.

  31. Brad says:

    Why are Christians protesting what has been written as prophecy?

    Shouldn’t Christians be happy the prophecy is being fulfilled?

    • follower says:

      They are not “protesting” this….. which by the way is not even happening. They believe that if they take the chip they will go to hell because they will be associated with the “Anti-Christ”. Little do they know… they are being Anti-Christ themselves. If they really believe that Christ came to make a way to heaven then why do they think that a microchip can take them to hell? Idiots. What has more power? Christ or the chip? If they think it’s the chip then they are pro-chip and anti-Christ.

      • Justin says:

        That makes zero sense. The Bible is God’s word, which is law. Everything in the Bible WILL happen. Stop pulling words out of your ass to sound smart.

        • Rick Gile says:

          You are the one pulling shit out of your ass. The Bible? You mean that thick black storybook that has a ton of shit in it that cant be proven, at all?? A God that cant be proven to exist? A man named Jesus who was a great story teller but cant be proven to be the son of God? The Bible is NOT Gods word, it is mans word…. written by men, not God. Nothing in the Bible will happen since there is no such thing as a fortune teller. If your Bible is so accurate,, answer me this. God created Adam and Eve,, they had a son… that son got married. Where the hell did their sons wife come from??? There was only one woman on the planet at that time, and it was his mother.. Incest maybe?? You are an idiot believing in ghosts who are supposed to save you after you die and rot, like every other living creature on this planet.

  32. Rick Gile says:

    Obamacare cannot,, I repeat CANNOT require something like this. The law prohibits the intrusion of our bodies without a court order and only in the course of the investigation of a crime. Where did this writer come up with this bullshit?? Give me a break.

  33. Rick Gile says:

    Your report states that feeling tired after getting the implant is common. Please.. its not a drug, nothing enters your system… so even if this story, which is total bullshit, were true, there is nothing about it that would make feeling tired a side effect. If no chemicals or drugs enter your system and just a rice size plastic capsure is injected,, there would be no “im tired” side effect. Not like the thing gives off some giant magnetic field or electrical charge. Get real darlin and report on realistic shit, please.

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