UPDATE: NATIONAL REPORT WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR OUR UNFORTUNATE ERROR REGARDING THE RAY ROMANO DEATH STORY
CONSUELA DEGRASSO MARTINA, A MEXICAN IMMIGRANT WHO HAD BEEN HIRED BY NATIONAL REPORT TO FACT-CHECK OUR ARTICLES ERRONEOUSLY CLAIMED THE SIT-COM ACTOR RAYMOND ROMANO HAD BEEN MURDERED.
IN ALL ACTUALITY IT WAS THE RAYMOND ROMANO OF LAKE IRE, MI, OWNER OF “EVERYONE LOVES RAYMOND’S ELECTRICIAN SERVICES”, WHO MET A GRISLY END ON AUGUST 13TH.
MRS. MARTINA HAS BEEN TERMINATED FROM HER POSITION WITH NATIONAL REPORT. WE HOPE THIS ACTION ENSURES MISTAKES OF THIS NATURE WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN IN THE FUTURE. THE FOLLOWING IS THE UPDATED REPORT WITH THE CORRECT INFORMATION ADDED.
NATIONAL REPORT STAFF-
<NR>It certainly looks as though not *everyone* loves Raymond. The late Electrician Raymond Alberto Romano, best know as the owner of the ironically named “Everyone Loves Raymond Electrician Services” and his charity with the Dougie Group, was found dead in his Michigan home from an apparently gruesome murder this weekend.
Michigan police responded to a call from a neighbor of the Romano’s who had been altered by Ray’s frantic widow, Melissa Romano. They found the 55 year old business man and electrician unresponsive and covered in blood. He was pronounced dead on the scene; Ray Romano’s cause of death has since been attributed to extreme blood loss caused by severe lacerations.
Detectives described the scene as “nightmarish”. The murderer broke into his home while the family was sleeping. He quietly crept to the master bedroom where Mr. Romano and his wife was sleeping. He then took what we believe to be a large filleting knife and eviscerated Mr. Romano as he lay unconscious. Mrs. Romano was at this point was awoken by her husband’s gurgled cries. She states she saw the assailant on top of Ray Romano pulling his intestines out with his bare hands.
Ray’s wife is currently in a catatonic state, heavily sedated with family in an undisclosed location. Aside from her description of the attack she was only able to tell police that the suspect is a male and that he made no attempt to go after her when she ran. He was focused solely on Mr. Romano. Not just to kill him, but to maim the body. Very disturbing.
Police currently have no leads on the suspect and were only able to capture a few seconds of grainy security cam footage of the man they believe to be the perpetrator.
Ray Romano is survived by his wife of 30 years, Mellisa Romano. He also leaves behind his children, Thomas and Joe Romano as well as hundreds of devastated employees . The funeral arrangements have yet to be made.