Rancher, Cliven Bundy, Accused of Refusing to Pay for Breakfast at Local Eatery!

(Photo by George Frey/Getty Images)

(Photo by George Frey/Getty Images)

<National Report>Clark County Sheriff’s Officials in Nevada report that Cliven Bundy, the rancher who, together with dozens of gun wielding supporters, made national headlines by forcing local law enforcement and federal agents to back down over the rancher’s refusal to pay for cattle grazing rights on public lands, was charged today with what is being characterized as ‘dining and dashing’, or in legal terms, ‘defrauding an innkeeper’.

The manager of the local International House of Pancakes’ reported being forced to call the police when Bundy, after ordering and consuming the restaurants signature, ‘Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity’ breakfast, refused to pay for his meal.

An attempt by the manager and waitress to persuade Bundy that he had to pay ‘just like everyone else’, dissolved into a shouting match where it is reported that Bundy suddenly and inexplicably questioned why negroes were allowed to eat in the same establishment, using taxpayer ‘welfare money’. The confrontation only escalated after it was explained that the negroes were American citizens who had every right to eat where they wanted to no matter the source of their income. The manager went on to state that Bundy then walked out of the restaurant and into the parking where he was greeted by a small crowd of cheering supporters on horseback, brandishing rifles and pistols, waving American flags, shouting, “U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!”

A representative of the heavily armed Bundy supporters, declared that they would not leave the parking lot under any circumstances and would use whatever force necessary should government agents attempt to force Mr Bundy to pay for his breakfast. “This is the United States of America and does not belong to the foreign sounding companies like the ‘International House of Pancakes’. For all we know, this restaurant chain is mixed up with the United Nations in its attempt at world domination. We are urging all those who have been in sympathy with Mr Bundy’s cattle grazing cause, to turn their horses around and join us today in this parking lot where our love of God and country demand that we take a stand against foreign, un-American groups like this ‘International’ franchise.

It must be noted though, that while the spokesman condemned the International House of Pancakes, several supporters were observed quietly dismounting from their horses and appearing to go into the restaurant’s bathroom, one of which was later observed running from out the doors, firing a pistol while carrying a white styrofoam ‘to go’ box’. When confronted by this reporter about the appearance of hypocrisy in condemning the restaurant yet using their facilities and ordering their food, the supporter angrily stated “You didn’t see me pay for this, did you?”, before beginning to eat what appeared to be a large serving of biscuits and sausage gravy.

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6 Responses to "Rancher, Cliven Bundy, Accused of Refusing to Pay for Breakfast at Local Eatery!"

  1. The Pensioner says:

    Well what did you expect? A Normal Real American goes to Denny’s and orders the ‘Moons over my Hammy’ for breakfast…

  2. Chateau' du Poof says:


  3. Lunchin' n' Leavin' says:

    This is an great example of how WE can fight the good fight and take back Amerika!! It’s been getting ridiculous lately – you can’t even open your mouth anymore without offending some1.. This Bundy guy may not be the sharpest tool in the shed – but he has some valid points. If I had a horse – I’d already be i-hopin’ along to join the crowd!! How can I find out how to get involved in these events??!

  4. Who? Me? says:

    Typical MSM article. You completely leave out the fact that Mr. Bundy’s family owns the land and the parking lot for the IHOP in question and that Mr. Bundy was there to serve them an eviction notice. The IHOP was built without his authorization.

    There are also indications that the IHOP is really an investment of a holding company controlled by Harry Reid. The restaurant is there to squat upon Mr. Bundy’s ancestral lands and establish an English Common Law claim to all of his land holdings. (Last I checked, the State of Nevada was NOT part of England!)

  5. SlimJim says:

    bundy is datin Kanye west

  6. franky says:

    u guys r brain dead if u think this article is real? wow r people dumb.

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