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Police Barge Into Kindergarten Classroom And Taser Multiple Children “For The Heck Of It”

Taser(Sherwood, ND) – Hundreds of horrified and enraged parents stormed through the halls of Calcutta elementary school in Sherwood North Dakota demanding justice after two police officers burst into a classroom Friday morning and began tasing random children.

The officers, Hugh Roark and Darren Engen were detained shortly after the incident and remain in custody pending investigation, which senior officers describe as “heinous and unforgivable”.

Meanwhile, parents are left struggling to understand what would motivate the two “peace” officers to pull such a stunt. Officer Andrew Bergman who is working closely with investigators has reported during a press conference that the officers were apparently “bored” with the absence of crime in the tiny North Dakota town. They were also seeking somewhere to practice shooting their newly acquired tasers that the department had issued just a few weeks earlier. A handful of townsfolk had reported seeing the officers in a field along the highway shortly before the incident, firing their tasers at a herd of grazing cattle.


Several parents of children whom had suffered a tasing at the hands of Roark and Engen gathered outside the Sherwood Inmate Detainment Center demanding the perpetrators be handed over for a little dose of street justice. “Why don’t they give all of us parents some tasers so we can practice on those b*stards!”, screamed Holly Bradshaw before she spat in the face of another officer leaving the building.

None of the children tased attained any permanent physical injuries, but it is likely the incident will leave them scarred mentally and foster a lifelong hatred of law enforcement.

The police department has apologized profusely for the attack, stating that they are unsure how the two mentally unstable officers were able to pass the mandatory psychiatric evaluations but say they intend to look into the matter.


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383 Responses to "Police Barge Into Kindergarten Classroom And Taser Multiple Children “For The Heck Of It”"

  1. Shellshock63 says:

    I can not believe some of these posts, this is about CHILDREN ABUSED not a mother spitting.

    Wow get it straight people, she is not the focus of this story.

  2. Marcus Savage says:

    Anyone ever think they were tazed cause they were resisting a rest? Hahaha

  3. J dizzle says:

    Those cops deserve to do hard time in general population…. That’ll learn ‘em.

    One thing inmates don’t tolerate is crimes against kids. And by a cop! Double trouble for those assholes.

  4. Sig says:

    Sharon shut up! How dare you, obviously you are not a parent. With such lack of compassion you should never have children. Spitting is the least she could do.

  5. blig says:

    FUCKING COWARDS !

  6. Jake says:

    ane M. Agni
    Jane M. Agni is a professional journalist – and a proud american. thank you

  7. Jenn says:

    Sharon, wake up! A children got tazed, I would do more than spit on any officer that done that to my child, & I don’t care what anyone else thinks & you are concerned about the mother who spit?!? What about these small children!

  8. Michelle says:

    Why are the discussion ‘s based on the what the mother did, I couldn’t give 2 hoot’s what she did, it is the officers that concern me….So the national report is wrong? should be some justice put to that as well for giving false info……

  9. Steve says:

    Those kids probably got what they deserved. I’m sure they were being brats. They were probably misbehaving and throwing little temper tantrums

  10. Bobbie Jo Justice says:

    if they tried that with my kids, there would be a few less government goons on this planet afterwards.

    lock and load, quit being sheep

  11. Loring says:

    I wasn’t there and neither were you! If the woman’s reaction was for something officers other than the one she spit on had done, she was wrong. But as I said, we weren’t there. Possibly the officer said or did something to send this already enraged lady over the edge. I love these forums, everyone already has their mind made up as to who did what without knowing all the facts. That being said, there IS NO reason to taser kids! EVER!

  12. Lori says:

    “stating that they are unsure how the two mentally disturbed individuals were able to pass the mandatory prehire psychiatric evaluations but intend to look into matter”

    – How about call it what it is they are tow bad cops !!!!!! Not everything is mental illness some people are just bad people nothing more nothing less

  13. beelzee says:

    uh, the only people that are hired into the police force nowadays are mentally deranged thugs. This sort of thing is happening everywhere. The police forces don’t hire normal people anymore because they won’t follow the agenda.

  14. When is it enough? These Sociopaths hiding behind badges under the Illusion of protecting the people they swore under Oath has lost it’s course within society, and people have grown tired of the Insanity and abuse of it’s people. Most people reading this can tell me which Kardashian just had a kid or the Judges on American Idol but don’t know what the 5th Amendment is or their own blood type….Right? WAKE UP!! Nvnc.org

    P.S. To the stupid SHEEP that really believe the “Gov” Shut Down, turn off the TV and walk outside and look above all the stop lights, there’s your freedom with all the facial recognition software technology implemented. Your 14 years to late ZOMBIE!!

  15. melissa says:

    This story should enrage any parent. No justice will be really justice unless these cops get what they dished out, and that is highly unlikely in our courts. I can understand the response of the mom that spit (if they had released the two cops then she wouldn’t have responded like that), and releasing those two cops to the parents would have been justice. There are so many psychopaths in our country, and if you understand that condition, then you know they get enjoyment from tormenting others as well as being tormented. I am sure both cops were psychopaths. It is ridiculous that they got into their position of authority. A background check would have easily shown their psychopath behaviors because their own families would expose it. I hope those parents sue. The children will need a lot of therapy.

  16. Ron says:

    I don’t even understand the spitting thing. I guess it shows disrespect but just comes across as weird.

    Those officers should be put in a prison, in general population. Might help them understand that what they did was wrong.

    And sure, let them spit on the other inmates if they don’t like something.

  17. Amber says:

    None of you were there, correct? I believe these 2 cops need to have their asses handed to them. 100%! Being a mother myself I can tell you there would be beyond rage flowing through me and I am certain I would explode. I have no idea exactly what I would do in a situation such as this, but i guarantee it would not be pretty. None of you can tell me you know exactly how you would react either. Perhaps spitting in another officers face didn’t solve anything, but there isn’t a person here that knows exactly what happened or what was said. Bottom line…pull your head outta your asses and quit trying to twist everything into some debate just to fulfill your own need to blow up your self righteous ego. The only “good” from this entire situation is 2 douche bag power hungry twisted cops are off the street. Other than that, NO good has come of this entire situation.

    • Barb says:

      I beg to differ. Since this is my hometown, I think the “good” that has come of it is that enough people from there will see how lies and fiction on the internet are swallowed whole by the general public.

  18. Jonathan Gregoire says:

    u sons of bitches if i ever find u, i will grab ur tazer and taze u until u die and after u die im gonna bring u back to life and then taze u again, and when u die im gonna spit on ur grave

  19. Jonathan Gregoire says:

    i hope u die

  20. Amber. says:

    Uh, Sharon, you are clearly happy to just be another sheep in the herd. Spitting in the face of an officer is hardly disgusting when the local police run around tazing toddlers. I hope her children did see it and stand up against police brutality as well.

  21. Norma stits says:

    They were actually CBP officers. I think they are a husband and wife team that go by the last name of Scott.

  22. Barb says:

    Hysterical. Just flippin’ hysterical.

  23. Kristie says:

    I hope those sob’s go to jail. They are clearly sadist criminals and I’m sure this isn’t the first disturbing thing they have done. Its just the first thing they got caught doing. Makes me sick!

  24. JL says:

    We always read the HEADLINE and never the actual story!

    National Report regrets to inform our readers that the following story did not occur. It appears there was a grave miscommunication with one of our Mexican immigrant fact-checkers. They have since been terminated from their position and returned to their native county. We apologize for any inconvenience this story may have caused the wonderful and nonviolent town of Sherwood, North Dakota. – See more at: http://nationalreport.net/police-taser-multiple-children/#sthash.HXfSGmUw.dpuf

    • Mom says:

      Thank yo, JL. I just posted a similar reply. I guess everyone who responded here didn’t read/pay attention to the first paragraph. Do you think we are the only two who actually read the first paragraph? :)

      • Warren says:

        youre right were all dumber than hell up here in north dakota. i hate where im from and wish i could leave. im amazed these people are even able to wipe themselves.

      • Helinda says:

        They didn’t post that first paragraph until the 12 or 13th. But anyone with half a brain could have simply searched for it and found that it was a fake. This website is just like onion, just posting random things to make it interesting. Some of these anti police/government people jumped on this boat without a paddle! Some people used the excuse “I wouldn’t put it past em”. Just admit you got fooled and got rant over some other be.

      • sebastian howell says:

        Omg this is great! I did read it along with the comment from the deputy from the area sherriff’s dept. I am so entertained by this site. Please don’t give up! I love the “news reports” you folks post. Oh and please never take my comments to heart, as sometimes they can be a little harsh. Tasing kids! Hah! That would have been on every single media and news source on the planet! That confirms that this is meant for entertainment purposes only. Oh and whoever did the juggalo-cat poop story was really good at being a real serious while at the same time, totally absurd! I loved the asanine story but the comments were even better! Keep up the great “news”!

  25. Mom says:

    Excuse me, but doesn’t the FIRST paragraph say that the incident DID NOT occur?

    “National Report regrets to inform our readers that the following story did not occur. It appears there was a grave miscommunication with one of our Mexican immigrant fact-checkers. They have since been terminated from their position and returned to their native county. We apologize for any inconvenience this story may have caused the wonderful and nonviolent town of Sherwood, North Dakota”

    • Chabelo says:

      I also read that paragraph… I think this needs an explanation…

      “National Report regrets to inform our readers that the following story did not occur. It appears there was a grave miscommunication with one of our Mexican immigrant fact-checkers. They have since been terminated from their position and returned to their native county. We apologize for any inconvenience this story may have caused the wonderful and nonviolent town of Sherwood, North Dakota.

      – See more at: http://nationalreport.net/police-taser-multiple-children/#sthash.dPwe41xn.dpuf

  26. lilymama says:

    who gives a shit that the mother spat the officers are nasty pigs they are going straight to hell. if she is a mother she can defend her child or the children in the class a mother is hear to defend and if spitting is necessary then spit

  27. Mr.Mean says:

    Are these retards for real? Do they really think this article was serious? What f#@*ing trailer did these inbred idiots crawl out of. Go back to watching Jerry Springer and throwing empty beer bottles at your TV when you find out the test results for Bubba are in and he IS the biological father!!!

    Dumb ass!!

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