<National Report> Just moments ago a huge explosion occurred at a fertilizer plant near Waco, TX leaving possibly hundreds of people likely injured. Makeshift command and triage centers have been setup on site and witnesses are using all available means to get injured individuals to local hospitals.
The blast was reported at approx 8:00pm CDT and was said to have been felt up to 70 miles away. No official word has been released as to the cause of the explosion (although it is most certainly a left wing operation and or complete accident involving highly volitile chemicals). National Report staff writers on the scene have reported the situation to be unlike anything they have ever experienced and were concerned with the well being of those involved.
The explosion occurred just days before the 20th anniversary of the “incident” in Waco involving a standoff between David Koresh (possibly atheist) and federal agents and has followed two days of violence and possible terrorist attacks. Americans are weary.
Wasting no time, America’s favorite bigoted evangelical Pat Robertson took to the airwaves blaming liberals and the gays for the devastation. Robertson warned of the dangers of the so-called “homosexual lifestyle” and the Liberal Agenda in response to the news out of Waco.
“The world today says ‘OK, so you are gay/liberal, you want to have affairs with men/Obama– that’s cool. You have an absolute right to do that, why not?’
That’s not the right attitude. The attitude is that this is sin. It’s wrong. And [this man] realized it was wrong but couldn’t control it. But that type of conduct is wrong… he is obsessed. He has a compulsion. I would think that it is somehow related to demonic possession… God has seen this in the moral fabric of this country and has responded with three straight days of violence as a warning against our acceptance of these gays/liberals.”
*National Report hopes for the best for those involved in the explosions.