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Obama Announces New Guns Or Drones Program

President Obama explaining the Guns or Drones program

President Obama explaining the new ‘Guns or Drones’ program that takes effect September 1st of this year.

Washington, DC — President Obama held a press conference today to announce his new Guns or Drones program. The program was implemented so that gun owners who possess any of the guns under Feinstein’s Legislation are closely monitored 24/7 by military drones. This comes as shocking news since most of the nation is still in a heated debate about gun control and the idea of drones killing American citizens.

Obama explained why the new Guns or Drones program is necessary and how it will benefit society. “Folks, the guns listed under Feinstein’s Legislation are dangerous weapons. There is no reason any non-military personnel should have these types of weapons on their person,” Obama said. “This is not about the second amendment or limiting an individual’s personal freedom. This is about keeping are streets, neighborhoods and children safe, and the Guns or Drones program will do exactly that.”

Bill Murray (not the actor) who is a spokesman for the Obama Administration explained further how the Guns or Drones program will work. “Any household not surrendering their soon to be illegal firearms will be put on the National Drone List or NDL. Their house will be monitored 24 hours a day, 7 days a week by military drones flying overhead. If our drone surveillance team notices any unusual activity coming from your residence, working alongside with local authorities, military action can and will be taken.”

19-year-old DeShawn Johnson from Detroit, Michigan said he does not approve of the new Guns or Drones program. “They ain’t getting my MAC-10, I can tell you that for damn sure. It’s like that Mack 10 song, Ice Cube is the lick Westside is the click, can’t get enough of this gangsta sh*t,” Johnson said. “They come up in this b*tch and try flyin’ drones over my hood and it’s R.I.P. n*gga.”

The Guns or Drones program will go into effect beginning September 1st of this year. To comply and find a location to turn in your firearm(s), the Obama Administration has setup up a 24 hour hotline to answer any of your questions: 785-273-0325.

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4 Responses to "Obama Announces New Guns Or Drones Program"

  1. Paul Horner Paul Horner says:

    All I know is they ain’t getting my guns. They’ll have to take it from my cold dead hands!

    • Pancho says:

      and what are you going to say when we still have all our guns after Obama’s term? LMFAO! Bubba! Nobody is coming for your guns.

  2. Pancho says:

    BOGUS! This article has NRA written all over it. Are we really supposed to believe this crap from a website that is clearly supporting Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz? LMFAO!!!

  3. Disapproving Look says:

    Ugh… why did you put that quote in this story….. “They come up in this b*tch and try flyin’ drones over my hood and it’s R.I.P. n*gga.” Really? Keep talking shit. STUPID shit at that. ಠ_ಠ

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