This past two weeks has been full of tragedies. First, we lost a beloved actor named “Brian Griffin” and then we lost another actor named Paul Walker who played a character named “Brian Conners”. Just today, we lost a third celebrity, proving the rule of three once again. The third wonderful person to lose their life was Nelson Mandela. Nelson Mandela was a famous African-American Dictator from Johannesburg, South Africa. He fought for equal rights for the African-Americans in the White, German run country of South Africa. He is survived by his wife Madiba Mandela, and two children, Django Mandela age 27 and Kunta Kinte Mandela age 48. He was known as a peaceful Dictator who helped the blacks overcome their White oppressors and moved his country back to Third World Poverty.
The most shocking thing surrounding his death, is the fact that he was killed in a Drive-by shooting while smoking his medical marijuana on his front porch. The part about the drive-by isn’t shocking in an African-American neighborhood, but the fact that a 95 year old man knew where to purchase the deadly drug marijuana is very strange. This screams “C.I.A. or Illuminati Assassination” to me. No matter what you do for your country, you are never safe from attacks on your life. Paul Walker died from an Amazon Drone attack, Nelson Mandela from a drive-by shooting and marijuana overdose and Brian Griffin from a car accident after he was dizzy from masturbating while reading the Atheist Bible. We need to be even more vigilant now, and protect our children from the Illuminati and Obama.
My deepest and heartfelt condolences go out to the Mandela family, and I truly hope that my $5 donation to Sally Struthers’ charity brings you as many meals as she promised me it would.
God bless and stay safe.