<NR>Soulless, money hungry baby machine Nadya Suleman has painted herself into a corner once again. The mother of 14 illegitimate carpet sharks is getting nailed for welfare fraud after she was found paying 500 dollars for haircuts while she refused to shell out a meager 150 dollars to repair plumbing in her filthy house. She kept her squalling troop of brats firmly confined to a single room while her beautician performed the costly hair straightening procedure on her ebony tresses called a “Brazilian Blowout” which sounds more like a description of Suleman’s nether regions after excreting over a dozen whelplings than it does a beautifying process. While Nadya primped and preened and admired her luxurious new coif, her precious little darlings were forced to urinate and defecate in the backyard in portable training toilets. Evidently, wallowing in your own narcissism is more important than providing a sane and sanitary environment for the children you so haphazardly shoot out of your baby cave like so much disposable rubbish.
Earlier this year it was discovered that Nadya Suleman received a ridiculous amount of royalties for the release of her cringe-worthy porn flick dubbed “Octomom Home Alone”, as well as making a handful of appearances at a Miami strip club. Thousands of people were eager to finally get an eyeful of the single mother of 14 poking at that boating accident that had pooped so many neglected urchins into the world. Despite having raked in over 200k from her repulsive pornographic debut and wagging her war-torn vagina all over a stripper pole, she still greedily slurped almost 16 thousand dollars worth of government assistance from the pockets of hard-working taxpayers in California within a four-month period.
Records show that Nadya Suleman has barely worked at all in her lifetime and lived off of her parents before she transformed into the monstrosity she is today. She held down a couple of positions for short periods of time as well as a year-long stint as a stripper going by the name “Angelina” before milking workman’s comp for 10 years after she sustained a supposed back injury. Although she was supposedly too injured to work, it did not stop her from pissing away thousands of dollars for the fertility treatments that resulted in the birth of her first 6 children. The youngsters spent most of their time in the care of Suleman’s frazzled aging mother whom she also likes to blame for all of her problems both past and present. As if that wasn’t enough, Nadya Suleman in her rabid quest to be recognized as the ultimate psychotic attention whore of all time, infused her lonely womb with multiple embryos. Crapping out her famous litter of 8 premature punks.
Since then she has shamelessly exploited her brood to attain all sorts of must have items and services. Everything from plastic surgery, tummy tucks, 400 dollar eyelash extensions, designer clothes, makeup, manicures and shopping sprees. She takes every opportunity to wallow in media attention for a price. She invites camera crews into her home on a regular basis so they can film her shoveling gruel into the mouths of her offspring, pretending she is a sane and loving mother. Several former nannies have reported a different reality. Behind closed doors she is a pill popping train wreck who abuses her kids and couldn’t care less about them.
This lunatic lives off the revenue created by her own insanity, horrible decisions and ultimately, the suffering of her own children. It’s high time California yanked the rug out from under this annoying self-centered parasite, re-homed all her puppies, and forced her to get a life that does not involve profiteering from the anguish of those unfortunate enough to be squirted from that abysmal chasm she calls a womb.