<National Report>New Delhi, India–Results were announced today for the largest demonstration of Democracy to ever take place. The results overwhelming favored Muslim candidate, Bharatiya Janata Party’s (BJP) Narendra Modi, as the next Prime Minister of India (a nation of approx 1.2 BILLION people).
Jubilant supporters flooded the streets firing weapons in the air, shooting off fireworks and tipping over cars. Police became bystanders as fires burned and buildings were looted outside the Secretariat Building in downtown New Delhi following the results.
Local resident Srinivasu Ahmed stated: “Long live Allah and long live the BJP. Now is the time for India, and the nation of Islam, to take control of the national stage. This is a major victory for our people.”
Modi is planning to initiate a series of extremely pro-business policies early in his term with plans to lower corporate tax rates, reduce regulation, reduce voter fraud, end frivolous lawsuits, open lines of free trade and break up Unions. In addition, Modi plans to implement Sharia Law with strict policies regarding abortion, sex, gay marriage, education and women’s rights, among others. Modi also preaches against the moral decline of the US and vows to end American exceptionalism.
The incumbent Congress has also been defeated as members of the extremist BJP. Early results suggest the party is set for its worst-ever electoral results at the hands of the extremists with control of Congress to become an overall majority of more than 300 of the 500 votes.
“This is undoubtedly going to be a BJP government,” said Prannoy Roy, head of NDTV news and a political analyst.