Muslim Takes Control of World’s Largest Democracy: India Announces President

 (AP Photo/Ajit Solanki)

(AP Photo/Ajit Solanki)

<National Report>New Delhi, India–Results were announced today for the largest demonstration of Democracy to ever take place.  The results overwhelming favored Muslim candidate, Bharatiya Janata Party’s (BJP) Narendra Modi, as the next Prime Minister of India (a nation of approx 1.2 BILLION people).

Jubilant supporters flooded the streets firing weapons in the air, shooting off fireworks and tipping over cars.  Police became bystanders as fires burned and buildings were looted outside the Secretariat Building in downtown New Delhi following the results.

Local resident Srinivasu Ahmed stated:  “Long live Allah and long live the BJP.  Now is the time for India, and the nation of Islam, to take control of the national stage.  This is a major victory for our people.”

Modi is planning to initiate a series of extremely pro-business policies early in his term with plans to lower corporate tax rates, reduce regulation, reduce voter fraud, end frivolous lawsuits, open lines of free trade and break up Unions.  In addition, Modi plans to implement Sharia Law with strict policies regarding abortion, sex, gay marriage, education and women’s rights, among others.  Modi also preaches against the moral decline of the US and vows to end American exceptionalism.

The incumbent Congress has also been defeated as members of the extremist BJP.  Early results suggest the party is set for its worst-ever electoral results at the hands of the extremists with control of Congress to become an overall majority of more than 300 of the 500 votes.

“This is undoubtedly going to be a BJP government,” said Prannoy Roy, head of NDTV news and a political analyst.



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63 Responses to "Muslim Takes Control of World’s Largest Democracy: India Announces President"

  1. gnuneo says:

    the comments are infinitely more amusing than the article was.

    May 17, 2014 at 12:22 am


    No enough research before posting… Narendra Modi is a HINDU, not Muslim and BJP was supposed to be an anti-muslim party!”


    oh dear. How revealing…

  2. Caradoc Green says:

    Awesome! Just loved the post.
    lol Indians are unable the taste the sarcasm. 😀 😀

  3. SeaPin says:

    BREAKING NEWS! – This is on FOX News as I type!!! The US has sent the carrier USS Alfred E Neuman to the Bay Of Bengal.

  4. Sobhanund Seeparsad says:

    That’s what can be termed as a piece of irresponsible journalism. It smacks of total ignorance about India and its people. India has only around 14 % Muslims in a population of over 1.2 billion. Modi is Hindu, not a Muslim. He is not a fanatic. He is the PM of all Indians whether Hindus, Muslims or Christians. Please refrain from publishing what you have published. Nobody will take NR seriously.

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