Based on the title of my post I already know most bean supporters will try and classify me as a racist. But before you get your Fabuloso cleaning underwears in a bunch, let me explain my reasoning for such a great call to action.
First off, Mexicans are dirty, they bring over foreign diseases that have been linked to aggressive strains of herpes, anal leakage, hair loss, polio even their food causes explosive chunky like diarrhea. Tortilla tossers are known as anti-hand washers. Everyday they are picking the fields while picking their anal caverns, shaking hands with whites after collecting their day’s pay. Then they go home and populate Maria’s uterus with more filthy taco gobblers, which spreads more death and higher tax rates.
Second, Mexicans are the direct cause of high murder rates, increase in kidnapping and decrease in moral values. Ask anyone who lives on the border what they fear the most and the most common answers with be either; being drugged and viciously orifice choked by Paco and his Amigos, kidnapped and dropped off in the desert while being held hostage at gun point for ransom or forced to work with a group of former convicted felons.
Three, they aren’t Americans. I’m sorry, if I moved to Germany, I wouldn’t be a American-German or if I moved to Mexico, Chile or some other Mexican state, I wouldn’t be a American-Spic, no, I’d be a (enter sub par country name here). If you can’t speak the English and walk around with a hyphenated nationality, you are a piece of Planned Parenthood garbage.
Four, their music. I’m tired of listening to Juan Direction music every time I go to Home Depot (which should change their name to Home Deportation). Every day it is “El Jarabe Tapatio” or some other song trying to convince us that Mexicans are worth a damn. The music is also directly rooted with sexual body movements that teach male children at a young age to insert their faddle finkles into as many taco sauce laced fish slits so they can hurry and have children which will allow them to live off of whitey’s taxes.
Let this be the year of deportation cheer and remove the southern threat before your kids become brown and proud.