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ISIS Uncovers Saddam’s Hidden WMD Stores

Stores Discovered in Areas East, West, South and North Around Tikrit and Baghdad

wmdBy: Cassidy Pen, The National Report Staff Journalist

HANJABI, Iraq — President Obama is currently meeting privately with his cabinet to discuss the news from Iraq that ISIS has discovered scores of Weapons of Mass Destruction that Saddam Hussein had hidden before the start of the US Invasion in 2003. The UN security council is scheduled to meet for an emergency session.

ISIS, Islamic radicals allegedly tied to al-Qaeda, have become empowered by military success since Obama cut and ran from Iraq last year. They’ve made tremendous gains in their rebellion against the US-supported Iraq government. The latest news has galvanized the ISIS insurgency jihad to overrun Iraq.

With a mission to establish a Sunni caliphate in large areas of Syria and Iraq, ISIS is now a threat to the whole of the Middle East and eventually, a threat to the West.

Buried in various spider holes and underground bunkers, the WMD stores were found in areas east, west, south and north around Tikrit and Baghdad. The existence of the WMD stores, unknown since 2003, have now become known. Now, known unknowns include ISIS’ specific plans for the WMDs and the expediency with which they will rain death on what they consider western infidel regimes.


Proving that the past was not predictable at the time of the US Operation Iraqi Freedom invasion, the events of the past few months have definitively raised the level of unpredictability for the future. Jihadists now control nuclear, chemical, and biological WMD, creating a global crisis of the highest order.

It is now believed that ISIS is now able to threaten the US Homeland with a mushroom cloud of destruction in as little as 10 hours. ISIS has called for a summit with participating axis of evil nations to discuss strategy.

An Iraqi government spokesman reports convoys of Humvees and trucks mounted with machine guns and waving the black flag of ISIS have been seen leaving the areas where the WMD excavations have taken place. Kurdish resistance elements are woefully undermanned and under-equipped to curtail the ISIS militant blitzkrieg.

A shootout between ISIS and legitimate government of Iraq troops killed 81 government troops and 36 ISIS insurgents outside of the Sunni village of Al Alam before ISIS took the city.

Also proven to be unable to effectively resist ISIS is the provisional government of Iraq, whose forces are reeling beneath the ISIS onslaught. The sense of abandonment felt by the government and citizenry of Iraq is a major blow to the US, which has counted on them since 2003 when US troops were greeted as liberators after deposing the regime of Saddam Hussein.

With the success of un-American foreign policy enacted by the Obama Administration to remove support for the troops, elements of the American far left are unable to explain why their efforts to undermine the cause of freedom in Iraq was an intelligent decision.

Look for more updates from The National Report as they become available.



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13 Responses to "ISIS Uncovers Saddam’s Hidden WMD Stores"

  1. Peter Frumpton says:

    They’re all ready to pounce on Obama about this.

    Sigh

    • Laura Prince says:

      And is there some reason we shouldn’t? It was his administration’s incompetence that left us without a status of forces agreement. We were never supposed to just walk away from Iraq, any more than we walked away from West Germany or Japan or Korea. We were supposed to stay, that was the plan. Our presence may have helped stabilize them politically, and certainly would have given the Iraqi army a little backbone and direction.

      • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen says:

        Exactly, Laura! It is very good of you to point that out.

        • Laura Prince says:

          The comment I’ve heard from guys that were imbedded with the Iraqi Army is that the Iraqis were good fighters. They just needed someone to lead them. They needed an example to follow. In other words, they needed officers, and in the absence of a trustworthy officer corp, they needed us. This throwing down of arms business wouldn’t have happened if we’d still been there, if the attacks would have happened at all. But it’s a moot point now. We botched the peace, and if ISIS has Saddam’s WMD’s… we may have just signed our own death warrants, along with the Shias.

      • Jeff says:

        That pesky George W. Bush…

  2. suitcase says:

    Scientists should try to clone another Saddam Hussein from his DNA, and let him restore order to Iraq.

  3. Ben Dover says:

    Reminds me of my former gunny from Huachuca, she always used to say, ‘let’s kill them all, let Satan sort them out.’ Damn Straight Gunny!!!

  4. Dick Aiken says:

    I think somebody ought to hand The Usurper an M16 and haul his butt over there so he can see what its like to fight these savages. We had these goons completely whipped and Iraq was as peaceful as pie. Then Obummer pulls out the troops and all a sudden everything goes to Hell overnight.

    • Kevin Toal says:

      And it’s that simple is it? Of course, the country was just as peaceful when you left it.. like nothin even happened, like you weren’t ever there… wait? Why did you go start a war in the first place? You’s f**ked up a country for oil and profit, simple as that.. and you will move on to the next one too.

  5. Kevin Toal says:

    SO.. this ISIS crowd finds the NON EXISTANT WMD’s in 5 minutes yet the MIGHTY Uncle Sam was in Iraq for years and found nothing…

    Hahahaha.. you couldn’t make this up!
    For clrification.. what we knew all along was Saddam had CHEMICAL weapons.. because the USA still has the receipts. They SOLD them to him to bomb Iran with.
    He never had Nuclear weapons, at any point. Yet this article claims ISIS i.e. Jihadists “Jihadists now control nuclear, chemical, and biological WMD, creating a global crisis of the highest order.” Hmpmm…

    • Matt says:

      Kevin this is a satire site, this is made up…. lol Sad the amount of people who believe it to be true. Go read the sports section Lebron signed with the Clippers and the Clippers are moving to Las Vegas, strang how all other news says he signed back with his original team the Cavs.

  6. Teaparty Ispoison says:

    RIGHT-WING FEAR TACTICS

    THIS IS DELUSIONAL RIGHT-WING BS

    THIS IS SUCH BS PROPAGANDA — it is fabricated made-up crap from BS RW Websites:

    “Jihadists now control nuclear, chemical, and biological WMD, creating a global crisis of the highest order.

    It is now believed that ISIS is now able to threaten the US Homeland with a mushroom cloud of destruction in as little as 10 hours. ISIS has called for a summit with participating axis of evil nations to discuss strategy.”

    Such BS PROPAGANDA — how does ANYBODY know ANY OF THIS already? “nuclear”. Really?! And this has been CONFIRMED?? This article and site are so full of it, TOTAL RECKLESS LIES & PROPAGANDA which could DO MORE HARM than GOOD. RECKLESS & IRRESPONSIBLE AHOLE RIGHTWINGERS. This kind of behavior is what gets us into trouble to begin with, and why people fly airplanes into our buildings — is because of EVIL SELFISH LYING HATEFUL RACIST BIGOTED HYPOCRITICAL BS BULLYING REDNECK BUBBA RADICAL CONSERVATIVE RIGHTWINGERS WHY PROVOKE AND INCITE CONFLICT>

    “The sense of abandonment felt by the government and citizenry of Iraq is a major blow to the US, which has counted on them since 2003 when US troops were greeted as liberators after deposing the regime of Saddam Hussein.”

    Blame Bush, and yourselves>

    “With the success of un-American foreign policy enacted by the Obama Administration to remove support for the troops, elements of the American far left are unable to explain why their efforts to undermine the cause of freedom in Iraq was an intelligent decision.”

    BTW, THE FOREIGN POLICY TO REMOVE SUPPORT FOR THE TROOPS WAS ENACTED BY BUSH — OBAMA WAS JUST FINISHING THE TIME-TABLE AND PLAN — HE ACTUALLY KEPT THEM THERE LONGER THAN BUSH WANTED OR EXPECTED. STUPID IGNORANT IDIOT HYPOCRITE LYING AHOLES. GO F URSELVES ,.\., (o,O) ,./.,

    http://www.quickmeme.com/img/8b/8bce00e2853c6e2114fa905d9e8feaba2ba1bc0753ab4c60a0ff55c99fb337a5.jpg

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