<NR>America’s Muslim immigrants got more than they bargained for when pitting their eternal souls and a crack at 72 virgins against the corruption and vice of western civilization. Many Islamic families traveled to the US with intentions of enforcing sharia law and converting others by imposing their uncompromising moral codes, even resorting to threats and violence to get their point across. There is, however, a delicious irony in the recent news that the very culture they set out to dismantle has corrupted their so-called “holy mission” to its very core.
Recent studies by the “Proactive Conservatives Of America” show that “Muslims in America become warped mirror-images of their former ideologies after spending more than a year in the United States.” Gambling. Pornography. Homosexuality. Even pork consumption are amongst the many taboos these “Americanized” Islamic men enjoy.
This seedy underbelly of gay Muslim culture was brought to the forefront of America’s attention after a botched FBI raid. Believing a local Chicago, IL business was a front for terrorist related activities a search warrant was signed and a SWAT team was given the go. Curiously, the only thing law enforcement found was several naked and humiliated gay Muslim men.
This case has helped to blow wide open the underground Muslim gay sex clubs network, some even with ties to Al Qaeda. These “clubs” are essentially back-room events held by Muslim shop owners. After hours they meet to engage in various unusual and depraved acts.
The Los Angeles Dept. Of STD/HIV Health Services claims that there has been a spike in HIV infections among American transplants of the Islamic faith.
These new statistics come to us shortly after the release of 2013′s American blockbuster hit movie “The Innocence Of Muslims” by Sam Bacile, which won several prestigious film awards and ranks as the most viewed movie in American history. It is currently making its rounds in American classrooms as mandatory viewing for our nation’s youth.
Other statistics, funded by the “In Tammy’s Memory - Never Forget 9/11″ foundation, show that Muslim men account for up to 3/4ths of the consumers in the pornography market.
I spoke with a local Hollywood adult bookstore owner and he informed us that over 70% of his customers are Muslim.
“I don’t know what to make of it, truth be told. We recently had a large influx of Muslims in this neighborhood. Maybe 10-12 months ago. Possibly the culture shock from living here too long has wrecked their minds.”
When asked what kind of materials they purchase he told National Report the follow:
“The kind of material they purchase… Well… It’s almost always homosexually oriented… It’s also always the most unusual of the fetishes. Our back-room videos, if you will. I’ve owned this place for 20+ years and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a specific group of people have such an appetite for extreme perversions… I’ll tell you one thing: It’s made me believe stereotypes are a real thing, man… Just crazy… ”
The spokeswoman for the Dept. Of National Security Agency Inc. states that Muslims in Afghanistan and Pakistan have started to distrust their own family members once they’ve been in America for too long.
“Muslims in their home countries can no longer trust their brothers and sisters once they’ve been entrenched in western culture for too long. It just… does something to these people. Personally I think it’s all a sign of the Apocalypse. Like in the Book of Revelations…”
Coupled with what is already known about Mohammad, it is now a common American household belief that the majority of gay Muslim Americans are representative of Islamic followers the world over.