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Garbage Beckons Our Youth

An Appropriately Named Rock Band  is Creeping into the Consciousness of Our Youth

By Cassidy Pen, TNReport Moral Evaluation Specialist and Rock Critic

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“Come down to my house–stick a stone in your mouth
You can always pull out–if you like it too much
Make a whole new religion
A falling star that you cannot live without
And I’ll feed your obsession
There’ll be nothing but this thing that you’ll never doubt”

These are the first words that our precious youth will hear when they play the eponymous compact music disc from rock band very appropriately named “Garbage.” The song’s lyrical content paints an eerie picture of deviant sex by rejecting the religious upbringing that their parents have worked so hard to instill in them. This band and its popularity is a testament to the depths at which the world has fallen as it succumbs time and time again to the will of Satan.

The track is called “Supervixen.” It is sung by a visibly striking glamor whorelot named Shirley Manson. While rejecting religious upbringing during her formative years in Edinburgh, Scotland, Ms. Manson took to the lure of satanic music in the form of bands like the Pretenders and Patty Smithe. She befriended musicians by offering her body up to local garage bands…a supervixen in the making to be sure. Her drug use became a defining aspect of her future endeavors.

“Fix me now I wish you would–Bring me back to life” — Garbage, Fix Me Now.

“Fixing” is a slang term for the process of needle drug users injecting themselves with lsd-laced hash oils, or “fixing” themselves. It is important that parents familiarize themselves with these slangs. The National Report fellowship offers many articles for reference in this area because you and your offspring’s souls are of the utmost concern during these dark times where the devil’s influence is leading society toward ruin.

Manson’s early slippage down the popularity ladder was caused by Christian rejection of her acceptance of Satanism and led to her becoming a social outcast that cut and bodily harmed her person. Does that sound at all familiar with the horrors of emo-sexuality that our beloved Sister Susan B. Xenu has consistently warned us about? Indeed, it surely does (no pun intended). Ms. Manson is so starved for acceptance among her male peers that she uses gratuitous sexual advances and horrifying disfigurement of her person, a sin against God.

garbage1Manson turned to adult modeling and posing nude and in various states of undress in the local red light district to earn money. She would also offer “hj”s for money. “Hj” is another slang term used by prostitutes for the act of pumping a “John’s” sin snake until it burp spurts and drops seed at his own feet, a derangement that excites men that yearn to humiliate themselves. Manson would also offer “blow-j’s” and “quickee nickees” at varying rates. She was a regular on her street corner. The locals would attest to her willingness to handjack any and all cummers.

It was during this time that Manson became a satanic song writer and front local rock bands whenever she was off her knees. Soon she became the lead singer of Angelfish, a talentless but popular dark emo band. They released a compacted music disc that led to her discovery by a greedy gang of equally talentless musicians and satanic record producers in the leftist town of Madison, WisconSIN. Bill O’Reilly of Fox News warned us about Madison, “where you expect those people to be communing with Satan up there in Madison.” Link

Producer/musician Stever Marker, along with Dirk Erickson and Bitch Vig, the latter having produced such alt bands as Nerd-vana and the Smashed Pumpkins, were at the same time looking for a female lead singer to accompany the musical droll that they wished to record.

garbage2pngAfter catching a show from the before mentioned Angelfish band, the three invited Manson to Madison to form an unholy band/pact in 1995 named, appropriately enough, Garbage. They used the powerful presence of Satan in Madison, WI to conjure up a very frightening musical style of industrial alternative gumball rock that is highly over-produced and very enticing to those most vulnerable in society, our wayward and receptive youth. Garbage very quickly landed a recording deal due to Satan’s influence in the recording business.

As mentioned above, Garbage’s music and lyrical content is highly sexual in nature. The song “Cherry Lips” became an industrial/alt/gum classic with a call to young women to promiscuate their bodies on display to impressionable boys and use oral sex mouth skills to get their attention and succubus their baby making fluids from their testicular loins…hence the song’s title.

“With your cherry lips and golden curls–you could make grown men gasp
When you’d go walking past them–In your hot pants and high heels”

Sick.

You may remember that oral craze that infiltrated American schools during this time led by nymphomaniac white house intern Monica Lewinskee, whose devil-in-a-blue dress exploits were sickeningly spread out across the newspaper headlines by the liberal media.

Drugs are also a common topic in the music of this hideous but highly influential band. The song “Blood For Poopies” champions the use of heroin.

“And I’m falling falling through the cracks–and beats, and the heart is pounding
Blast off the ground, and to the story–darken to your arms, I’m falling”

It has also been discovered that marijuana is smoked freely in the crowd at Garbage concerts and I would go so far as to assume that ellis-dees and coked-cane is also freely distributed and ingested.

Other songs glorify Satan by touching on subjects that should be tender to the ears of our precious youth, include nuclear war (“Big Bright World”), contempt for authority (“Shut Your Mouth”), cross-dressing (“Androgyny”), homosexuality (“Queer”), lesbianism (“My Lover’s Box”), and emotional modification based on earthly factors (“I’m Only Happy When it Rains.”)

America’s fall from a role in world leadership can be directly attributed to the takeover of the media by the Hollywood homosexual left and they have idolized Shirley Manson and Garbage to propel Satan’s popularity among the youth. Shirley Manson was given a role as a cyborg in the television series of the “Terminator.” In this debacle, she would turn her finger into a metal knife and stick it through the neck of anyone that talked back to her, usually, a young unsuspecting man. Her enormous ego fit the role like a glove.

Satan smiles when the name of Garbage or Shirley Manson is mentioned OR whenever your child plays their music on compacted discs or iTuned device.

  • Please confiscate from your children any compacted music discs or iTuned pod devices that contain Garbage Music.
  • Do not let your kids watch the Terminator shows.
  • Watch the below videos so that you may inform yourself of the lure that Garbage and Shirley Manson has over our youth.

WARNING: As always, please clear the room of any children, women, or other weak-minded individuals who may be influenced by sexualized filth when viewing the below media files.

 

Shut Your Mouth

 

Queer

 

Be blessed by the Lord while remembering that your donation ($20 suggestion) made out to Cassidy Pen in care of The National Report, goes a long way in assisting my ministry to bring affronts to decency like Garbage to your attention and thereby rid society of evil temptations.

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78 Responses to "Garbage Beckons Our Youth"

  1. August Weisz says:

    You wont find these kind of evil people in the stargate franchise. I will go protest this band at the walmart immediately.

  2. Lillian Fabricant Lillian Fabricant says:

    When you base your ‘music’ on therapy and eyeliner, you get this kind of strained carrot music only your father doesn’t care about more than the rest of us. One Adam Lambert was more than enough. Most seniors have figured this out and don’t need to wave their diaper pail around on a stage to make it through the day.

  3. NYKOP says:

    Dedicated to you:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckCsw_JyJI

    Have a good day! =)

    • Mr. Bilra says:

      Hehehe Yeah! Tell these morons!

    • Kalysren says:

      Thanks for that. Garbage is amazing! This editorial is libelous and serious defamation of character and I sure would support Shirley Manson and Garbage if they went after this guy. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, but the stuff written here is written as if it’s fact, which it most surely is not.

    • I must believe this is simple satire, and I know the band took it as such, but…it’ probably not. Good comeback NYKOP! My current favorite song. It says so much. This article is a perfect example of the kind of white noise Shirley mentions in the song.

  4. Christian Patriot says:

    Garbage is right. Ha!

  5. Leah Schinkel says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
    wow it scares me that you actually wrote this article seriously
    Garbage > You
    in fact, Garbage > anything
    hahahahaha I can’t even

  6. black pawn says:

    Leave music, arts, thinking and all the things you dogmatized people dont comprehend to God, he surely knows why things are the way he made them.xx

    • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen says:

      Black Pawn, We at The National Report.Net are God’s vicars.

      • esteban says:

        God’s vicars???. you’re just insane people.and what’s more, youre violating one of the commandments. didn’t HE said that yo shouldn’t use HIS name in vain??? and what are you doing with that?? pretending to be right on everything,thinking he’s only on your side?? basically saying HE justifies everything u guys do. and that,my friend, is using HIS name in vain.you people are the kind of people that make us believers look like crazy people

      • black pawn says:

        That’s what God said you were? Im a son of God, trying to love my enemy rather than condemning them, to judge is not your purpose, what a shame you forgot that lesson God’s vicars.xx

        • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen says:

          It’s very difficult to reason with you heathens when you can’t understand that the grace of the Lord is being trampled on my this sinister music group.

          • black pawn says:

            You have no wisdom over words or thoughts or contexts, you cannot know what evil or good is, is not your purpose, stop pointing fingers because an arrogant ignorance like yours claiming to have a God-like wisdom is far more similar to the devils tricks and a false prophet. you are not God, you will never be and there is no way you can be that wise to make human judgments. I’ve read and translated the bible in 5 idioms, and your attitude indeed is an offense to the free will and a united world. What you do is an insult to a world that needs no more gaps. May God be the one that judges, I will remain loving all of his creations without condemning.xx

        • Delia Cardigan says:

          I never knew Poseidon was negro, good for Him. You should be a towel model!

          • godisthedevil says:

            C’mon Cassidy, im sure you pumped a few “John’s” sin snakes in your day, and i bet it burp spurted and dropped seeds all over your face and you liked it ;)

          • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen says:

            You need to Go Dis the Devil yourself with your false accusations.

  7. Oliver Cromwell says:

    The sheer amount of sexual licentiousness on display by this shameless hussy is disgusting. This is the kind of music that the homosexual agenda is using to emasculate America through feminism. The Roman Empire fell due to homosexuals and feminism and America is walking that dangerous path.

  8. A fellow Christian says:

    This is a JOKE. Shirley fights for women’s rights and things that people in the industry REFUSE to do. Don’t blame the music BLAME THE PARENTING! I love Shirley’s music and I have NEVER done drugs, I don’t even drink alcohol, I don’t have promiscuous sex either. This is BULL. All you are doing is spreading HATE. Jesus would not do something like this, you should be ashamed.

    • Russ says:

      You are Very Right And garbage is not about Drugs and sex. Garbage from a yong age has been about Freedom being yourself.

  9. Francisco "Frankie" Montes says:

    I’m a Christian, and a fan of Garbage. Shirley has never posed nude, or performed sex acts. This sounds more like a misleading editorial rather than a satirical piece. This is just the first album. It was released in the mid 90s. There’s much more damaging music with a genuinely dynamic counter-productive message. Such as Alice In Chains, “Man In A Box.” ‘…Jesus Christ… DENY YOUR MAKER!’ The original lead singer has unfortunately met his end by drug overdose. Erased by his own hand. If you seriously decide that your crusade against Garbage is among your peak concerns, I suggest you reevaluate your priorities. There are many great evils out there. Stimulate Christians to vote so that the atrocities in our great country don’t come to fruition so readily.

    • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen says:

      Mr. Montes, Of course there is similar and in some ways, more dangerous music bands out there that penetrate the minds of our precious youth, But when one goes fishing, one does not catch the whole school.

  10. Russ says:

    Garbage helped me out of bad times in my life. Their Songs my be Taboo to many but they speak of the outcast and the unwanted. Garbage helped me off Drugs and Depression in my Teen years. Garbage I say are a wonderful band and if you do not like the Garbage no one is making you listen They have gone from alternative,Techno,Pop going to so many forms of Rock and Still have Fans They are not Going anywhere but to they own wonderful world They may not be your kind of people. They are mine

  11. Matthew Young says:

    “Creeping in?”

    Hey, 1997 called. It wants its controversy back. Can you tell us about the impending threat of “Twisted Sister” is next? I hear there’s a guy that dresses like a lady! Hopefully no one will catch on!

    • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen says:

      Thanks, Matthew. I am going to interview this D. Schneider person and ask her to explain their deviant music. Look for a future article chronicling my efforts. Thanks you for the $20 donation.

  12. max says:

    The most ridiculous thing I’ve read all year. Are you people for real? Who told you all this bullshit?

  13. J fend says:

    I loved this article!!! I completely enjoyed reading it i just found out I am a satan lover from reading this because last year I saw them 6 times on tour and previously 24 other times in my life and meet the band five times thank you garbage for all your hard work dealing with not your kind of people !!!

  14. Helen says:

    Lol, I have been a fan of Garbage for nearly 18 year’s. I don’t think you have a clue about what you are talking about. Shirley Manson is an atheist, not a Satanist. There is a difference. Just because she is confident about her sexuality, that does not make her a “whore”. Only religious lunatics think in this manner. The song supervixen is a mockery of religion as a whole. Hense the line “make a whole new religion.” It’s basically saying that sheep who do as they are told, and do not think for themselves, will believe anything. I wonder if you even know that this band is well established in rock music. They have been going strong for nearly 20 years. Please do your homework and research before you publish such a derogatory article. It is quite shameful.

  15. Emma says:

    Is this a fucking joke? It’s either demented satire or the most far-fetched, irrelevant piece of journalism I think I’ve ever read. Author, please clarify.

  16. Ernest says:

    Garbage has the right to voice whatever they want without being attacked just as you have every right to voice your opinion without fear of attack. How about you leave the band alone.

    Besides not all of your facts are correct not to mention that by simply writing this article Satan is smiling on you for giving her the attention that “Satan” thinks the band deserves. So glad that you’re popularizing “Satan among the youth” just for the sake of hating on a very talented band.

    Thankfully Manson has a good sense of humour and posted the link to this article on the bands facebook page with this reply “Thanks to the satirical National Report for the chuckles.”

    • Kalysren says:

      Actually, yea, I came here from the FB link that Garbage posted, too. Glad they have a great sense of humor!

      The way he talks so much about satanists and satan shows a total lack of understanding regarding those believers. I don’t believe in satan, myself. I’d never be stupid enough to give an evil demigod that much power (and neither does the Bible, actually). But, there are people who believe in things Christians can’t be bothered to try and understand and that makes me sad.

    • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen says:

      Of course Garbage is going to laugh and scoff at this article. They’re atheistic in their shunning.

  17. Porkies says:

    Anyone with the name cassidy, seriously wants a hard one jammed in them. Probably why you “were” in the “marines”. They got tired of having to constantly give it to you. Shirley probably stole some guy from you before she was married.

  18. GettingOnaBit_eh? says:

    18 years too late……..

  19. 123 says:

    just made my day with this article… perfect “after lunch” reading…. i needed it….. keep writing….. you are doing it great!! actually…. i’ll post it in facebook so everybody i knows reads it…… you speak the truth….. god bless you

    (read it with the biggest SARCASM ever……you really made me laugh so hard i even puked a little……. won’t call you names or anything….. don’t even deserve the attention….. you guys should find A BETTER USE for this page….. like lost and found puppies….or some like that….)

    • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen says:

      Thanks, 123. By the way, someone hacked you account and wrote trash about you being sarcastic. You should probably change your bing passwords and maybe think about purchasing a web security software suite.

      • 123 says:

        no hacking…..your mom had it…. i wrote it in my sin snake… so she sees it past her nose everyday comin and going….

        dude…. i’ll send you some of my records for you to listen and write some more…. some Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Suffocation…that should do it…. your writing from yesterday is one of the FUNNIEST thing i have ever seen……

        • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen says:

          Laugh at God’s word at your own peril, 123. I beg you seek forgiveness for your sins of the flesh and ridicule. If you would begin a personal relationship with Jesus, you’ll find that you aren’t so miserable all the time and won’t have the urges to troll holy websites to defame Godly people.

  20. Sonic says:

    I’ve listened to Garbage ever since I was a little kid. They are a fantastic band… They’ve only ever brought joy to my life and the rest of my friends and family who listen to them.

    The writer of this article is clearly brainwashed.

  21. Mickey says:

    Woah, I haven’t realised that I’m Satan’s worshipper. Thank you for opening my eyes, I’m officially a satanist.

  22. Chelsea says:

    The comments here are hilarious. Garbage is an amazing band. Shirley is an amazing woman, and I favor women over men. If God does exist he would not create people who are born different and then hate them for it. More human atrocities have been committed in the name of God, then any other ideology in the history of mankind. So really…just get over yourselves, the world is changing, and religion needs to change with it.

    • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen says:

      Chelsea, I’s pretty sure that your lesbianic urges are an affront to Almighty God. You need to repent and keep lustful thoughts out of your mind.

  23. Lucifer says:

    Thank you nationalreport.net, after reading this warning to our youth, I have downloaded all of Garbage’s albums.

    In addition to now enjoying fucking awesome music, I have also started enjoying being the passive partner in ANAL sex… I seriously hope that God enjoys watching me getting fucked good and hard.

  24. I’m not Shirley but i can give you a bj while reading passages of the holy bible and then fapping to it any day of the week!

  25. Helen says:

    The song Cherry Lips is actually about a cross dresser. Just one of the many things you got wrong in this article.

  26. Helen says:

    Also, you got the lyrics wrong for Blood for Poppies. That portion of the second verse goes:
    Watch the clouds and I’m falling
    falling through the cracks
    head beats and my heart is pounding fast
    off the ground, into the starry dark
    into your arms, I’m falling
    The song is about war. A soldier hiding out
    “I don’t know why they are calling on the radio, they know I’m here just out of sight.”
    You are taking all the songs and lyrics that you are describing, WAY out of context. You fail to understand them, so you’re making them out to be evil messages. Which they aren’t. Garbage is a band that understands different people, and they give messages of hope.

  27. morons says:

    How are there so many comments taking this seriously? Does no one understand satire anymore? I’m picturing the people commenting here reading “The Onion” as if it’s a real news source, or “Fox News”….

    Morons, Garbage posted the link on their facebook, because it’s a joke for them, not against them. Use your damn brains.

    • Russ says:

      Garbage has always was said to be “Bad” thats how they have become this wonderful Band Everyone Loves

    • Helen says:

      I certainly didn’t take the author for somebody with any credibility. Clearly, the article is not based on facts. It is, however, poorly written. And does not come off as satire. They posted the link because they found it humorous, of course. Whether its serious or not, religious ranting is hilarious.
      That still doesn’t make it a good piece. He should have really done a lot more research into the history of the band, and Shirley, because the whole article is filled with inaccuracies.

  28. Delia Cardigan says:

    What’s wrong with worshipping Satin? I love the feel of it against my skin, and all those COLORS to choose from! check out some great deals on yardage at http://www.PhatSatin.com.Au/mxyzptlk

  29. Steven Larkin says:

    This is so poorly written it’s almost comical.

    First of all, if you are trying to argue your point, you should probably adopt a more professional writing style than calling a penis a “skin snake”, referring to the act of fellatio as to “succubus baby making fluids”, and labeling your subject a “whorelot” (I don’t know what a “whorelot” is. I’m assuming you meant “whorelette”).

    Secondly, your reporting is comprised mainly of your opinions, which can hardly be considered journalism.

    And finally, and most importantly, Garbage’s music usually carries with it the idea of self acceptance. In the battlefield that is modern adolesence, where conformity, judgement, and self loathing are taught and encouraged by the both the media and self-righteous religious sects alike, I find it refreshing to see a band that tells kids ” It’s ok to be who are”. This is an important message to preach, and one that is too frequently thrown to the gutter to instead make our kids feel like third class citizens because they’re different.

    Oh, and the music is really catchy.

  30. Steven Larkin says:

    Also, I just realized this is a satire news site. Fail.

  31. cuntz-dick says:

    Wow. What a great article. Which reminds me, it’s almost time for me to grab my junk and shoot-up, then it’s off to the titty-bar. Hopefully they’ll be playing some Garbage there, if not I’ll hit up the jukebox for some of the classic favorites such as, “‘My Lover’s Box’, ‘Milk’, or ‘Bleed Like Me.’” That’d be great.

  32. nonadoctor says:

    Over 15 years listening to garbage and so far I’m not satanic, not a whore. Garbage has given us great joys and I thank God for putting in my life such a wonderful band.

  33. Mel says:

    Ah what a load of absolute drivel!!

    If you are going to write garbage (yes pun intended) about a person, their band and their songs then at the very least get the spelling and interpretations correct.
    Cherry Lips is NOT about getting young women to be promiscuous and to use oral sex on men but in fact to be yourself, to be confident and be who you want to be.
    Also Blood for Poppies (not poopies, another spelling mistake) is not about heroin use but a soldier at war and if you had done even a smidgen of research then you would’ve known this. Link is supplied if you so wish to view and correct yourself http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XFddl4Lg1yU

    And if you’re going to mention other bands, correct spelling is also a must.
    I’m assuming that nerd-vana is supposed to be Nirvana and smashed pumpkins is meant to be The Smashing Pumpkins, both of which are also great bands.

    And lastly I’ve been listening to Garbage since I was a teenager (I’m now 30) and I’m pretty sure that satan has no influence over me. But wait, I listen to Garbage (on nearly a daily basis, their new album is awesome!) so maybe he does…

  34. Beckster says:

    Cassidy, could you please tell me the purpose for this article? Thnk you…

  35. You people are stupid if you buy in to this religious psycho babel again music and self expression.

  36. Shirley's 1 Fan says:

    Wow, this is absolutely hilarious. So funny Shirley even shared it on all of Garbage’s social media sites. If you really think that you’re going to destroy the band or hurt them mentally in anyway. Think again, they don’t give a shit. They never have, never will.
    In the words of the beautiful, talented, and just pure amazing Shirley Manson.
    BLOW ME.

  37. Dogdelusion says:

    I don’t know if it’s sad or funny that you actually think “Cherry Lips” is about a woman. It either means you barely listened to the song, or you’re too stupid to understand the lyrics.

  38. WTF are you on about here?

    The whole world is going to hell in a hand basket for oh so many REAL reasons and you’ve dedicated this much bandwidth and server space to bitch about Garbage’s music?

  39. C. Rod says:

    Yeah… they’re like 18 years late? WE are those kids, and we now have kids of our own and have absolutely no problem with them listening to the greatest band of all time : GARBAGE!

  40. PTL Devil says:

    You have no idea what you are talking about… Shirley Manson leads more of a life closer to Jesus than ANYONE who works on this site.

    You call yourself a writer? Complaining about an 18 year old song doesn’t seem like a good way to advance your career or writing skills as an investigative journalist.

    I will make it easier for you for your next review.

    Here is a new band called the Pretty Reckless. They have a song called Going to Hell. It has sins, blasphemy, sex, drugs, homosexuality etc in their video and it is called Going to Hell. The song after Going to Hell is called Heaven Knows-

    http://youtu.be/bmtbg5b7_Aw

    Don’t worry once you watch it you will be hooked and secretly you will watch it over and over and then write how satanic they are. blah blah woof woof.

    Signed.
    The Truth
    Come down to the Hot Spot. It is nicer than Florida.

    PTL DeviL

  41. Dick says:

    This website is a joke, right?

  42. Oh my. We’ll I suppose this is one persons opinion. Sad misinterpretation. Whoever wrote this I hope you find a better way to use your time. Judgement is a task best left to God.

  43. npr123 says:

    You’re review of Garbage is informative. I was not aware of many of the things the singer was involved in previously before being in Garbage. I don’t know how much of that is true or not. It doesn’t matter to me really. As far as the band propagating Satan’s will and all your other comments about Garbage are concerned, are you opinions, presented as facts. We are all entitled to our opinion, but let’s not confuse opinions and facts. As far as the comments about the band go, Shirley and the boys can handle whatever you or anyone else throw their way. What troubles me in your review is your final comment in regards not allowing children, women, and other weak-minded individual view the videos. As a parent, I can understand censoring certain content from children; but women? Weak-minded? Really? Brother, I think that is just blatant sexism. It saddens me to know that as advanced as we may be in some regards, that such bigotry still so strong. I pray for you brother and all of us.

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