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Former Teacher On The Run After Criminal Actions & Telling 1st Graders That Santa, Easter Bunny And Tooth Fairy Do Not Exist

Ivan Schleinkofer teacher in DeQuincy Louisiana who told his class Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy don't exist.

Former DeQuincy Elementary School teacher Ivan Schleinkofer seen here, has been on the run from the law since August 13th of this year.

DeQuincy, LA — The parents of a small town in Louisiana have filed a class action lawsuit against the DeQuincy School District over criminal actions and comments made by one of their former teachers. According to the lawsuit, on the morning of August 13th, 37-year-old Ivan Schleinkofer told his first grade class that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy do not exist. He then proceeded to do considerable criminal damage to the classroom and caused extensive mental anguish to the children.

Principal Rosalina Lozada spoke with CNN about what happened that fateful morning in question. “Besides Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy not existing, Schleinkofer also told the class that their parents lie to them because they don’t love them. Schleinkofer told the students that their whole life means nothing and they should go, excuse my language, but he told the children they should go f*ck themselves,” Lozada said. “Schleinkofer then jumped on his desk, urinated on the floor, lit a fire in the waste basket, flipped over his desk, ranted for about ten minutes about secret societies controlling the world and why not to trust the government. He then yelled something about Adolf Hitler as he ran out of the classroom.” Lozada continued, “Our school district working alongside with the DeQuincy Police Department have yet to locate Mr. Schleinkofer since this incident occurred.”

Erich Sean who is a parent of one of the first graders that was in Schleinkofer’s class told reporters he is disappointed in the school. “We trust these teachers to give our children a good education and and then horrible incidents like this occur,” Sean said. “This is exactly what happens when you take the good lord out of our school system. Students should be learning about actual events that happened like Jesus walking on water and how the gays will burn in hell; not all this evolution mumbo-jumbo,” Sean continued. “I guarantee this horrible tragedy would have never happened if Schleinkofer would have just let Jesus into his heart, but instead he became a servant of Satan. As a loving Christian man, I hope Schleinkofer burns in Hell for eternity.”


Angela Dickenson is a parent to one of the children that was in Schleinkofer’s class and is also heading up the lawsuit against the school district. She told reporters that her son will have emotional scars for life. “My little Billy can’t sleep at night,” Dickenson sobs. “He truly believes that he is not getting any presents for Christmas. He tells us he has these recurring nightmares about Schleinkofer’s private areas spraying urine all over until he eventually drowns. It just breaks my heart.” Dickenson continued, “Our little Billy also started using foul language, words straight out of an R-rated movie. Some of the words he says I myself am not even familiar with. He keeps telling both my husband and I that we should stop being p*ssies and rise up against the New World Order and that the government uses fear to suppress and control our society. I’m at the end of my rope here and I just don’t know what else to do.”

This is not the first incident with Schleinkofer who has been employed at the DeQuincy Elementary School for only six months. In June of this year he was given a warning for being highly intoxicated while at work after he was caught by staff members urinating in the coffee maker. His random drug test in July came back positive for ecstasy, cocaine, embalming fluid, PCP and an unknown horse tranquilizer. He was put on administrative leave without pay but unfortunately the school could not find a replacement and Schleinkofer was given his job back.

If anyone has information on Schleinkofer’s whereabouts please contact the DeQuincy Police Department at (785) 273-0325. As always you can remain anonymous.

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8 Responses to "Former Teacher On The Run After Criminal Actions & Telling 1st Graders That Santa, Easter Bunny And Tooth Fairy Do Not Exist"

  1. Seriously says:

    After his urinating in the coffee and his failed drugs tests… they still kept him on to teach 1st graders??!! WTF

  2. Nigel Covington Nigel Covington says:

    One look at this big time loser and you got to know he rapes children. Hope they catch him quick.

  3. There isn't a Santa says:

    This made me laugh…I couldn’t help but think that this is what happens to people that are lied to…. i.e. they crack up and go crazy.

    But the really hilarious part is that it’s the “telling the children the truth about Santa, Easter Bunny” etc. that seems to have people so up in arms.

    Guess what, parents should never lie to their chldren. Period, Santa and E. Bunny are fictional characters. My children didn’t suffer any less on christian holidays knowing the truth, and they got just as many presents.

    If everyone would just stop lying, maybe less people would go crazy.

    • Bad Santa says:

      Fuck. What the fuck does society get off bullshitting kids about Santa, the Easter Bunny, and other horse shit? Tell the little booger machines the truth early and they’ll be way the fuck better off. Shit! My old man gave me a fucking carton of cigarettes for Christmas, I shit you in the negative.

  4. Often teacher get offensive from the little mistakes of children. Here a mature teacher of 37 years is using offensive words and criminal actions in the class upon children. I think this is the best step to file a suit as Ivan Schleinkofer is just action like abnormal man to damage the student of first grade. For the education development it is very necessary to cut down such actions and take immediately severe steps against so that people cannot damage from the education system. Overall the performance of the school is outstanding but with a little mistake of teacher it has bad names in the region.

  5. Teri G says:

    I am from DeQuincy, LA…and this is NOT TRUE. It is a complete hoax. There’s no one who has ever taught at any of our schools here by that name. Not sure why nationalreport.net puts this crap on the internet, but it makes our little town and our teachers look like idiots and we aren’t idiots. Just ridiculous. Makes me very angry.

    • Peter Panjković says:

      Dear Teri, I am also from DeQuincy, LA. Possum Road to be precise. And I’m afraid this is true. I had Ivan Schleinkofer as a punctuation teacher in first grade in 2010 and he made my class watch Ghostbusters on DVD during the lesson. He is a sicko.

      But I liked your comment “it makes our little town and our teachers look like idiots and we aren’t idiots, just ridiculous”.

      I really would like to complain about you saying our town and our teachers are ridiculous.

      That’s not fair or true,

  6. Teri G says:

    Oh, and the number that is listed for the police department isn’t correct. Wrong area code, and completely wrong number.

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