<NR>I am both a far right conservative and a humble servant of Jesus Christ. My faith, my political affiliation, these are important aspects of my identity. I believe it is only natural that I would want the people, places and things I associate with to represent these interests as well.
Imagine my excitement upon finding the facebook page “Conservative Lady” whilst searching for online entertainment. Her content was everything I had been looking for: Interesting news stories that dealt with issues I care about. Hilarious, politically charged memes appealing to my conservative taste. I immediately fell in love.
200k+ other facebook users felt similarly and many conservatives follow the page religiously, believing everything Conservative Lady shares as gospel. A gorgeous woman who appears to be in her 50′s can be seen featured in the page’s header image; posing with two pistols, two large breasts and one fabulous tan. We are to assume this is our blessed “Conservative Lady”–The mature, friendly face of our gun welding heroine. Her true identity, however, continues to remain a mystery and her updates are published, curiously, without any added opinions or ideas of her own.
The True Identity Of The Conservative Lady Facebook Page Admin Is A Mystery
It seems your dear friend Manfred Peregrine had been hornswoggled by this “Conservative Lady’s” deceptively glamorous illusion. I failed to see past her tanned cleavage to comprehend the true agenda behind her page. I even came close to purchasing one of her overpriced, sweatshop-made tees to support the Conservative Lady cause. Fortunately it was around this time I began taking a closer look at the information she relayed. The following links are only a small fraction of the deluded articles she has shared.
My investigation led to finding a large percentage of Conservative Lady’s content being shared from dubious sources. The claims in these falsified news reports are either completely exaggerated or outright lies. It is my opinion that Conservative Lady and some of the sites she chooses to promote are intentionally misleading conservatives via a liberal-run disinfo campaign. I had been duped, as so many other fine, hardworking Americans were. Their earnest, goodhearted nature left them vulnerable to the demonic machinations of left-wing propagandists.
I understand this revelation is shocking and may be hard for some to swallow. Please, hear me out and by the Glorious name of Jesus Christ allow me to shed light upon this cleverly laid pitfall of untruths.
My belief is that Conservative Lady shares false reports with the intention of creating confusion and outrage amongst right-wing Americans. After baiting these decent, God fearing, USA-loving people, the (presumably) liberal site owners in turn use these understandably angered reactions as falsified evidence of the Right’s ignorance. Conservative Lady mocks the very fan base that has made her so popular.
My Belief Is That Conservative Lady Shares False Reports With The Intention Of Creating Chaos And Outrage Amongst Right-Wing Americans
My trust in online personalities has never felt so violated. I had been fondly telling all of my friends about this facebook page. A page whose values and opinions seemed to mirror my own. I sincerely shared news stories that were completely fabricated making me look and feel extremely foolish in front of my congregation, my coworkers, my family and my friends.
I pray my testimonial will help enlighten other Christians and conservative Americans to the potential frauds they face in today’s internet driven society. We must all come together as a community and call for the boycott–Nay–the BANNING of the Conservative Lady facebook page. We must systematically expose and disseminate sites of this ilk. If we do not solve these problems now it could very well result in the further decline of family values in America and ultimately bring about the end of Christianity all together.