Trump: Ben Carson Perfect For HUD Because ‘It Has The Word Urban In It’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — President-Elect Donald J. Trump has already been raising eyebrows with his cabinet and adviser selections.
Trump tapped Jeff Sessions as his Attorney General when Sessions was deemed too racist for a federal judgeship [...]
Obama Wants To Be A ‘Private Sector Gun Grabber’ When He Leaves Office
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The days in President Barack Hussein Obama’s (D-Kenya) presidency are dwindling, and aides close to the first black president are saying he’s been thinking long and hard about what he’ll do once he [...]
Melania Trump To Promote Healthy School Lunches, More Exercise As First Lady
THE WHITE HOUSE — Melania Trump wasted no time in announcing her pet project as the nation’s 45th first lady. During a luncheon hosted by outgoing first lady Michelle Obama, Mrs. Trump said she wanted American children to adopt healthier [...]
Trump to Nominate Chris Christie to Supreme Food Court
TRUMP TOWER – President-Elect Donald J. Trump has reportedly assured NJ Governor Chris Christie that, despite recent reports, he has not been banished from his inner circle, and will nominate the Bridgegate behemoth to the Supreme Food Court.
“Mr. [...]
Flint Tap Water Rated More Trustworthy than Hillary Clinton
A new survey released today from the Make Michigan Great Again PAC shows that residents across the state rated Flint tap water higher on the ‘Trustworthiness’ scale than democratic nominee for President, Hillary Rodham Clinton.
In the [...]
Donald Trump Hires ‘Clueless’ Stacey Dash for ‘Negro Outreach Program’
TRUMP TOWER — With his poll numbers among black voters hovering around 1%, presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump reportedly tapped actress and FOX News contributor Stacey Dash as his “Negro Outreach Program” Ambassador.
“She connects [...]
