05012016Headline:
Hampshire Mall Target Store. Photo by Sprew, Public Domain

Fundamentalist Pastor Defecates Inside Target Fitting Room

By Rick Stevenson Earlier this week, one of the nation’s largest retailers announced that it will allow transgender people to use the restroom or fitting room of their choosing, regardless of gender identity. Like many other controversial [...]
weedshop

ACORN Teams up with Colorado Pot Shop to Register Voters by Offering Free Marijuana

<National Report>Denver, CO–Rite Greens Pot Shop is back in the news after the shop announced a “Register to Smoke” campaign that rewards those who register within the shop to receive a free 1/8 of marijuana (street [...]
(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Meet Bernie Sanders: The Other White Candidate

VERMONT – In a shockingly unbuzzworthy statement, Independent Senator, Bernie Sanders has announced his candidacy for the Democratic Nomination for President. The news, if you can call it that, almost made headlines this week as Senator [...]
(AP Photo/David Goldman)

Mother Shot While Holding Baby During Gun Safety Class

JOHNSTON, Iowa – The fastest growing target market for guns and shooting activities is now female, and escalating reports of carjackings – deliberately aimed at young women with babies on board – gave one young Iowa mother the idea [...]
Slide1

Arkansas Department of Education to Approve Text Book That Defines Gays as New Species

<NationalReport>Little Rock, AR-The Department of Education in Little Rock, Arkansas announced that they would be approving a new high school level biology textbook that includes a new species on the tree of life: Homo homosexualis. Department [...]
(AP Photo/Seth Perlman)

Assigning Blame In The Idaho Walmart Shooting Tragedy

HAYDEN, Idaho – The tragic incident involving the two-year old boy who accidentally shot and killed his mother at a northern Idaho Walmart has predictably stirred debate and created discussion over responsible gun ownership, crime and punishment, [...]
Mary & Jesus Feature Image CC

The True Story of Christmas – Child Friendly Version for the Whole Family

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Note: Merry Christmas to all our readers from the National Report. Our writer’s and staff appreciate your support and want to give back to the community. During 2014 we more than doubled in size [...]
Michael Sam

Michael Sam To Form Gay Football League

<National Report> Michael Sam, 2014 GQ Man of the Year and the first openly gay player drafted by the NFL, announced his intention to form the nation’s first gay football league. Waived by the Dallas Cowboys just seven weeks after [...]
(AP Photo/Joe Burbank, Pool)

Casey Anthony Pregnant With Twins

<National Report>Casey Anthony, the woman famously acquitted in 2011 of murdering her daughter Caylee, is confirmed to be pregnant again. This time with twins. Previous reports on Anthony’s lifestyle in the three years since she [...]
inpeached

Gov. Palin Calls for Obama’s “Inpeachment” in Series of Unfortunate Gaffes

<NationalReport>Tea Party darling Sarah Palin made headlines today for an unfortunate series of what can only be described as gaffes as Ms. Palin on multiple occasions called for the “inpeachment” of President Barack Obama.  [...]
WeAcceptEBT

Colorado Pot Shop Accepting Food Stamps – Taxpayer Funded Marijuana for Welfare Recipients

<National Report>As of January 1st, 2014, Colorado became the first state in the nation to allow adults aged 21 or older to purchase and use marijuana for recreational use. The decision has led to excessively large lines at pot shops [...]
(AP Photo/Manu Brabo, File)

Obama to Grant Asylum to 500,000 (Mostly Muslim) Syrian Refugees

<NationalReport>Washington, DC–Several high ranking Democratic officials were spotted late this evening leaving the famed Capitol Hill watering hole Tortilla Coast.  On the menu, discussions of President Obama’s decision [...]
(AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)

Scientists Discover Link Between Cat Feces and Juggaloism

<NationalReport>Scientists at Wake Forest University in Winston-Salem, NC have uncovered a shocking link between a disease transmitted through cat feces, called toxoplasmosis, and Juggaloism. Previous studies have indicated that pregnant [...]
(AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)

Obama Bypasses Congress, Issues Bailout for Detroit

<NationalReport>In an unprecedented abuse of power, President Barack H. Obama has decided to bypass Congress in order to bail out Detroit.  Sources deep within the Administration, speaking on conditions of anonymity, confirmed for National [...]
trayvon-martin

Obama Files Federal Charges Against George Zimmerman Following Acquittal in Shooting Murder of Trayvon Martin

<NationalReport>Washington, DC–Just when we thought the George Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin case was over after Zimmerman’s acquittal, the Obama Administration has taken the steps needed to file federal charges, thus sidestepping [...]
(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Defiant Palin Takes A Stand For Freedom and Big Gulps

Tea Party darling Sarah Palin made a splash at this weekend’s CPAC Conference by taking a defiant stand against the oppressive rule of the Obama Administration.  The dazed and confused former half-term Governor, and failed Vice Presidential [...]