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Technology Offers New Opportunities For Today’s Young Women

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Scientific American in August 2013 published a story entitled, “U.S. Electrical Grid on the Edge of Failure” where experts caution us of long extended total outages that could last weeks [...]
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ATF Storm Troopers Burglarize California Business… President Admits Depression

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> Six years into the failed presidency of Barack Hussein Obama II, the president admits to suffering from depression due to his historically low approval ratings. According to [...]
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Malaysia Airlines In Talks with Justice Dept To Provide Flights for Witness Protection Service Program

<National Report>Washington, DC–In a stunning revelation from a well placed U.S. government source, it was announced that high level talks are now being conducted in secret with the Malaysian government which would allow Malaysia [...]
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New CDC Approved Wiping Methods Targets Fecal Bacteria found in Public Places

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief This afternoon the Center for Disease Control (CDC) issued a public health alert aimed at reducing the increasing number of cases where fecal bacteria – that is, germs from poop as well as E. [...]
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Austin Prepares For SXSW SodomyFest

// // // ]]> Austin Texas – Residents of Austin are once again preparing their selves for the sinful festival that is South By South West, also known as SXSW. Every year hundreds of thousands of hippies, hipsters, liberals, art lovers, [...]
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Report: Record Number of Americans Now Choosing Gay Lifestyle!

<National Report>Washington, DC–A startling report just released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics, as the result of an Obama Administration directive, reveals that there has been a dramatic rise in the number of Americans choosing [...]
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ACORN Teams up with Colorado Pot Shop to Register Voters by Offering Free Marijuana

<National Report>Denver, CO–Rite Greens Pot Shop is back in the news after the shop announced a “Register to Smoke” campaign that rewards those who register within the shop to receive a free 1/8 of marijuana (street [...]
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Religious Freedom Chips Away at LGBT Civil Rights?

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Should the government be allowed to dictate to business owners who they choose to do business with? Should the government be allowed to dictate which religion you must believe in? The answer to both [...]
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22 Girl Scout Cookie Stands Shut Down by Cops

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Marijuana has and remains a controversial topic in many states and in many states where medical marijuana has been legalized several enterprising young girl scouts have been making a killing by selling [...]
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Expedition to Kill the Bishopville Beast “Lizard Man” Enters Scape Ore Swamp

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief 21 February 2014 / 2130 – Reporting from Scape Ore Swamp… <National Report> I met with my expedition team this morning at a Bishopville Cafe right before we were to descend into the Godless [...]
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“Lizard Man” Rape Victim Speaks Out – Expedition Prepares to Track & Kill Creature

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief I arrived in Bishopville, South Carolina, late yesterday afternoon to cover this developing story. Two days ago Lynette Skinner, 34, of Bishopville reported she was raped after closing the J & J [...]
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“I Was Raped by Lizard Man,” Says Lee County Woman After Brutal Attack

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief 19 February 2014 Early Tuesday morning around 2 a.m. Lynette Skinner, 34, of Bishopville, South Carolina, reported being raped by “Lizard Man” moments after arriving home at her residence [...]
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Google Sued $14 Million Over Glass

By Ashley Downes-Cox Mountain View CA — What was once a joke from the 1970′s Steve Martin comedy The Jerk now has become a modern-day reality.  A suit filed in Santa Clara county courthouse on Thursday revealed that Google is being [...]
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Veganism… What Medical Research Says… & How to Identify Dangerous Vegans

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Doctors and researchers visiting secret underground vegan colonies across America are reporting the unfortunate condition found in these colonies. Dr. Laura King, MD, and nutritionalist, reports finding [...]
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The National Report Exposes Child Abuse Inside the Cult of Veganism!

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Believe it or not there once was a time when people heard the word vegetarian or vegan and fondly thought of healthy people pursuing the rich palette that life has to offer. But no more. Today when [...]
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NASA Releases Gale Crater Image of Strange Primitive Conveyance

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Early Friday morning NASA released an image at the “Rocknest” site at Gale Crater, Mars taken by NASA/JPL’s Mars Science Laboratory Rover “Curiosity” that appears to show [...]


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