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Mother Shot While Holding Baby During Gun Safety Class

JOHNSTON, Iowa – The fastest growing target market for guns and shooting activities is now female, and escalating reports of carjackings – deliberately aimed at young women with babies on board – gave one young Iowa mother the idea [...]
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NYC Bum Makes 10k A Week Begging Quarters

A dirty, bedraggled, sad and broken looking man wanders the streets and subways of New York City. His name is Jim Tooney, not that you’d ever think to ask. He looks like the kind of man deserving of mercy to some, and the kind that others [...]
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Arkansas Department of Education to Approve Text Book That Defines Gays as New Species

<NationalReport>Little Rock, AR-The Department of Education in Little Rock, Arkansas announced that they would be approving a new high school level biology textbook that includes a new species on the tree of life: Homo homosexualis. Department [...]
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Assigning Blame In The Idaho Walmart Shooting Tragedy

HAYDEN, Idaho – The tragic incident involving the two-year old boy who accidentally shot and killed his mother at a northern Idaho Walmart has predictably stirred debate and created discussion over responsible gun ownership, crime and punishment, [...]
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The True Story of Christmas – Child Friendly Version for the Whole Family

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Note: Merry Christmas to all our readers from the National Report. Our writer’s and staff appreciate your support and want to give back to the community. During 2014 we more than doubled in size [...]
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Michael Sam To Form Gay Football League

<National Report> Michael Sam, 2014 GQ Man of the Year and the first openly gay player drafted by the NFL, announced his intention to form the nation’s first gay football league. Waived by the Dallas Cowboys just seven weeks after [...]
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Terrorist Exchanged For Bowe Bergdahl Now Top ISIS Commander

<National Report>Mullah Mohammed Fazi, one of the five Guantanamo Bay detainees released by the Obama administration in exchange for Bowe Bergdahl, has been confirmed to be currently in Iraq. Fazi, the Taliban’s former Defense Minister, [...]
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TLC Cancels 19 Kids And Counting, Mixed Race Child Adoption Rumors Reported

TONTITOWN, Arkansas – 19 Kids and Counting, the reality-based series revolving around the Duggar family, has reportedly been canceled by TLC after reports surfaced that Michelle Duggar allegedly gave birth to a mixed-race child, two years [...]
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Gun Control Advocates Applaud Ray Rice for Using His Bare Hands

NEW YORK – Given its recent history, the National Football League would likely be demanding more gun control if running back Ray Rice used a firearm to attack his wife in an elevator instead of his bare hands. But today the NFL is using [...]
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Casey Anthony Used Artifical insemination To Conceive

ORLANDO, FL – In a shocking revelation on Thursday it was revealed that Casey Anthony, former mom indicted for murder of her child Caylee, is now pregnant with twins. The story has since been corroborated online by NRTV Entertainment. Now, [...]
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Federal Agencies Targeting Users Who Create Memes

WASHINGTON, DC – Through a National Science Foundation grant, the federal government is bankrolling a database of “suspicious memes” and other “false and misleading” political ideas posted on social media. So [...]
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Casey Anthony Pregnant With Twins

<National Report>Casey Anthony, the woman famously acquitted in 2011 of murdering her daughter Caylee, is confirmed to be pregnant again. This time with twins. Previous reports on Anthony’s lifestyle in the three years since she [...]
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Gov. Palin Calls for Obama’s “Inpeachment” in Series of Unfortunate Gaffes

<NationalReport>Tea Party darling Sarah Palin made headlines today for an unfortunate series of what can only be described as gaffes as Ms. Palin on multiple occasions called for the “inpeachment” of President Barack Obama.  [...]
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Colorado Pot Shop Accepting Food Stamps – Taxpayer Funded Marijuana for Welfare Recipients

<National Report>As of January 1st, 2014, Colorado became the first state in the nation to allow adults aged 21 or older to purchase and use marijuana for recreational use. The decision has led to excessively large lines at pot shops [...]
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Obama to Grant Asylum to 500,000 (Mostly Muslim) Syrian Refugees

<NationalReport>Washington, DC–Several high ranking Democratic officials were spotted late this evening leaving the famed Capitol Hill watering hole Tortilla Coast.  On the menu, discussions of President Obama’s decision [...]
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Scientists Discover Link Between Cat Feces and Juggaloism

<NationalReport>Scientists at Wake Forest University in Winston-Salem, NC have uncovered a shocking link between a disease transmitted through cat feces, called toxoplasmosis, and Juggaloism. Previous studies have indicated that pregnant [...]