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Gun Control Advocates Applaud Ray Rice for Using His Bare Hands

NEW YORK – Given its recent history, the National Football League would likely be demanding more gun control if running back Ray Rice used a firearm to attack his wife in an elevator instead of his bare hands. But today the NFL is using [...]
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Casey Anthony Used Artifical insemination To Conceive

ORLANDO, FL – In a shocking revelation on Thursday it was revealed that Casey Anthony, former mom indicted for murder of her child Caylee, is now pregnant with twins. The story has since been corroborated online by NRTV Entertainment. Now, [...]
Feds Cracking Down on Memes

Federal Agencies Targeting Users Who Create Memes

WASHINGTON, DC – Through a National Science Foundation grant, the federal government is bankrolling a database of “suspicious memes” and other “false and misleading” political ideas posted on social media. So [...]
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Casey Anthony Pregnant With Twins

<National Report>Casey Anthony, the woman famously acquitted in 2011 of murdering her daughter Caylee, is confirmed to be pregnant again. This time with twins. Previous reports on Anthony’s lifestyle in the three years since she [...]
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Gov. Palin Calls for Obama’s “Inpeachment” in Series of Unfortunate Gaffes

<NationalReport>Tea Party darling Sarah Palin made headlines today for an unfortunate series of what can only be described as gaffes as Ms. Palin on multiple occasions called for the “inpeachment” of President Barack Obama.  [...]
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Scientists Discover Link Between Cat Feces and Juggaloism

<NationalReport>Scientists at Wake Forest University in Winston-Salem, NC have uncovered a shocking link between a disease transmitted through cat feces, called toxoplasmosis, and Juggaloism. Previous studies have indicated that pregnant [...]
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Marijuana Kills! Fatal Strain of Cannabis Claims First Victim in California Town

By Nigel J. Covington, III <NationalReport> Local Marijuana addicts in one small high Sierra, California, town have nick-named some “KGB” (Killer Green Bud) the “Deadly Dank,” after the chemically altered Marijuana [...]