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420 Marijuana Holiday Canceled Because of Bummer Week

(National Report) – There’s a real glumness over America this week that adorable pet videos cannot cure. Many on Reddit’s “trees” forums have suggested forgoing the day long smoke out in reverence to the horrors of this week. Cancellation [...]


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