Bleak Outlook Predicted for Boy Scouts

<Irving, TX> Ever since lifting the ban on gay membership in May of this year, membership in the Boy Scouts of America has plunged. Parents and church groups have become disgusted that a pillar of American values has succumbed to political pressure from the homosexual agenda.

Capitulating to President Obama, who had called for ending the ban, the boy scouts announced that effective January 1, 2014, “No youth may be denied membership in the Boy Scouts of America on the basis of sexual orientation or preference alone.”

This landmark change in moral policy was picked up by virtually every news network, this one included. Gay left mainstream media outlets heralded the news calling the Boy Scouts’ decision a sign of the changing times in America. Some even went so far as to say the decades old ban on homogay membership was “draconian” and “steeped in old world prejudices and dogma.” The words were hurtful to say the least and much more than many parents could tolerate. Boys were yanked off of the scout ranks in record numbers.


Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner of Generations Christian Media Corp.

Generations Christian Radio Media Corporation reporters Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner have taken the lead in this story having documented the exodus of decent folk from the Boy Scouts as well as the continuing deterioration of the virtues that were once the foundation of the organization.

Swanson and Buehner have now reported that the Boy Scouts are soon to announce a new merit badge for sodomy with cloverleaf distinctions for straight, homogay, and bestial proficiency. Boy Scout approved photo sharing social media such as Instagram will be used for verification purposes. The scouts must fulfill a standard of depravity in tune with their proficiency of choice. For instance, one requirement for homogay scouts to achieve a sodomy merit badge is to prove topped and bottomed experience and be able to identify advantages and drawbacks of each.

Future badges under consideration will be for incest, drug plant growing, and cannibalism with a special bath salt category.

I had a conference call with the two, an excerpt of which is below. The full interview can be read in TNReport Print Edition.

Cassidy Pen: My dear friends in Christ, why is the decline of the Boy Scouts as an organization that builds men so terrible for American Democracy?

Kevin Swanson: Manhood is a problem and the Boy Scouts are going to lead the decline since the final decision came down that the Boy Scouts as a national organization are going to invite homosexuals into the troops.

David Buehner: Christians are fleeing like rats.

CP: The new sodomy merit badge has caused quite a stir in the religious community. What say you?

KS: After that it’s incest; after that the cannibal merit badge, where I guess you cut up human flesh, fry it—

Dave interrupted.

DB: Cook it in a Dutch oven out in the wilderness.

KS: That’s what the Boy Scouts are doing, abomination on abomination, effectively going into God’s word, trying to find the thing that God really, really, really hates the most. The sins listed in the Bible, going through the lists of sins in the Bible, finding the very worst ones and creating merit badges for them is where the Boy Scouts are headed.

CP: Thank you for your time, gentlemen.

KS: Thanks, Cornelius.

It was a very disheartening interview. The final coffin on the Boy Scouts is most assuredly being nailed together now. I thanked the two for their groundbreaking reporting. I closed with a promise to stay on top of this news story.

The Scout Law once proclaimed the following: A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.

Obviously, this Law has been circumvented by the Boy Scouts New Order, an organization whose sorry decline mirrors that of this once great nation under the leadership of the Socialist President Obama. The next part in my series on the Boy Scouts sordid decline will probe even deeper into this subject.

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2 Responses to "Bleak Outlook Predicted for Boy Scouts"

  1. Nigel Covington Nigel Covington says:

    Cassidy great coverage! There is an alternative to the BSA. Its called the CSA (Christian Scouts of America) and they’re a great group of men & boys who have taken scouting to new levels. Check this out… https://www.facebook.com/groups/671449512880760/

    • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen says:

      Thanks, Nigel.

      The next column in my continuing series will reference this alternative to the morally debased BSA.