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Ocean View Spa & Massage in Pacifica

San Francisco Man Sues Massage Parlor Failing to Render Services for a “Happy Ending”

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief On Monday David Marshall, 33, of San Francisco, filed a small claims case with the Superior Court of California, County of San Francisco against the Ocean View Spa & Massage in Pacifica for theft [...]
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Florida Company Offers D-I-Y Home Abortion Kits For Sale Online

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief A Florida based company Unplanned Parenthood Inc. (UP), whose name is a spinoff of Planned Parenthood, is offering Do-It-Yourself Home Abortion Kits which includes five CDs that provide step-by-step [...]
Psycho Ward

Mentally Ill Stereotypes, Are They Harmful & Inappropriate or Culturally Significant?

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief For years being “politically correct” has been shoved down our throats, or shoved up our asses by bleeding heart liberals, pathetic sympathizers, do-gooders, sensitive types and pussies [...]
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More Companies Are Firing Parents For Online Posts Made By Their Kids

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> More and more companies are accessing the social media accounts of new applicants and their employees to see what you’re posting on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and others. [...]
Victor Vly MCCF

Seven Year Vegan Prison Experiment Links Eating Meat to Violent Crime

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief As editor-in-chief for the National Report, and founder of the Facebook group Vegan Watch, I often times advise our readers not to believe everything they read on the Internet. It’s simply sound [...]
MJ Cures cancer

MARIJUANA CURES CANCER!!! How an Urban Legend Becomes the Truth

Sidebar: “What I found out a quarter-century later is that not even the cure for cancer is a big enough story crack the Berlin Wall of media censorship in this country. Toss in the facts that the cure appears to be a benign substance [...]
Old hippies flock to Christian churches in the U.S. to pray for forgiveness & salvation

Elderly Americans Are Turning to God in Record Numbers Not Seen Since 1967

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Not since 1967 when American anarchists turned against God and country so they could have their “rights” to smoke their refer and tongue-worship at the bunghole of [...]
Largest Child Porn Ring in Florida History Busted This Morning

Largest Child Pornography Ring Ever Busted in Florida… BREAKING NEWS…

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> The children should’ve been in school this morning when Duval County Sheriff’s deputies and officers with the Jacksonville Police Department raided a recently rented [...]
schizo

Taking Advantage of the Mentally Ill – Part Two

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief From the National Report’s Series: Helping Families Make Ends Meet <National Report> In part one of this special report on helping make ends meet we looked at the safest and most profitable [...]
schizo

Taking Advantage of the Mentally Ill Has its Pros & Cons

From the National Report’s Series: Helping Families Make Ends Meet By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> With the U.S. economy sinking faster than Mary Jo Kopechne, in Senator Ted Kennedy’s, 1967 Oldsmobile [...]
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BrightSource Energy Says Chembombs Detonated over Pacific Ocean to Blame for Bird Deaths

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief IVANPAH DRY LAKE (NR) – They’re called “streamers,” for the smoke plume that comes from birds that ignite in midair while in-flight over the Ivanpah Solar Electric Generating [...]
MZ1

Zuckerberg to Use “Satire Tags” to Protect Ignorant Facebook Users – The National Report Responds

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief *SARCASM: Another term for verbal irony–the act of ostensibly saying one thing but meaning another. See further discussion under irony. *SATIRE: An attack on or criticism of any stupidity or vice [...]
Minecraft Gay Ritual

The National Report Investigates Minecraft & the Dark Side of User-Created Content

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief < WARNING! EXPLICIT UNCENSORED XXX PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!> Please read the statement below first before continuing to the article. * Being fair and unbiased in reporting news is our operating [...]
UMC Hospital in Boston, MA

Man Enters Hospital for Routine Surgery Goes Home with a Vagina – Lawsuit Filed

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief A Massachusetts man awoke from a routine circumcision Wednesday to find doctors had mistakenly performed a vaginoplasty. Robert Merkin, 26, of Provo, Utah, had entered the University Medical Center [...]
Last photograph of Covington early Friday morning in Grabovo

American Journalist Missing in Ukraine – Are Western Journalist Being Targeted?

By Rayne Covelli July 27, 2014 – 7:52 am Just 12 hours since learning of our editor-in-chief Nigel Covington’s mysterious disappearance there has been no word on his whereabouts. According to Covington’s Russian friend a journalist [...]
Soldiers of the Donetsk People's Republic (DPR) Search for Missing Journalist

American Journalist Vanishes in Ukraine; Crimean Self-defense Forces Search Area

Rayne Covelli Date Release: 7-26-14 at: 7:16 pm Alarming report from Grabovo, Donetsk Oblast, Ukraine, received at the Seattle office of the National Report at 6:57 pm tonight indicates Nigel Covington, editor-in-chief for the National Report [...]