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Trump’s Hair Seized by FBI Thought to be Mane of Cecil the Lion

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief New developments have emerged about presidential hopeful Donald Trump’s early morning meltdown just moments after his private Boeing 757 had touched down at New York’s LaGuardia Airport [...]
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God Smites Burning Man 2015 With Swarms of Biting Bugs at Black Rock City

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> Burners recently celebrated the good news that the BLM at the last minute approved the permits required for the annual Burning Man event to occur at Black Rock City. But out of [...]
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Animal Rights USA: Crashing County Fairs & Organizing Racist Hate Campaigns

By Rayne Covelli When the news broke from the Utah County Fair last Wednesday that animal rights activists had stopped the fair by seizing control of the pig pen where the annual pig wrestling competition was already underway it came as no [...]
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Cosby Accusers May Face Felony Possession Charges For Ingesting Quaaludes

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief In an already surreal case that many Americans are still coming to terms with, the Cosby investigation has once again taken an unexpected turn as Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), investigators [...]

‘Heritage Not Hate’ Music Festival Retraction

On June 25, 2015, National Report published an article regarding the “Heritage Not Hate Music Festival.” This story has been pulled after High Road Touring contacted us concerning the fictional event. The bands, Drive-By Truckers [...]
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National Report Reviews L.A.’s Black Gangsta Rap Sensation MC Chet Haze

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> According to the buzz about Hollywood of late, Black rapper MC Chet Haze, looks like the next big rising star to come out of L.A’s Hip Hop and Rap music scene. The 24 year [...]
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Sodomite Suppression Act Cripples California Attorney General, Gays Flee the Golden State!

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Last week legal experts agreed California Attorney General (AG) Kamala Harris, must honor her oath of office and write title and summary for the slightly controversial “Sodomite [...]
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Growing Anger Over Black Privilege in America & The Death of Otis Byrd

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> A black man found hanging by a bed sheet from a tree in Clairborne County, Mississippi is under investigation by the FBI today. Local police discovered the body of a missing [...]
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Are Black Men Really Well Endowed? We Explore The Legend

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> According to legend black men have larger penises than their white contemporaries. But is there any truth to this old myth? It’s a question that has sparked controversy [...]
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11 Accusers in Cosby Rape Scandal Linked to White Power Hate Group

Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> As if the shameful media lynching of a black man in America could get any more bizarre, the National Report learned late yesterday that 11 of the Cosby accusers have links to the [...]
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Accusers Improve Bill Cosby’s Social Prominence in American Society

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief “As God intended, the Man-Choad is a stalwart and rigid tool used to convert lesbians and professional virgins into useful, productive members of society.” – Nigel Covington, Feminazi [...]
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The True Story of Christmas – Child Friendly Version for the Whole Family

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Note: Merry Christmas to all our readers from the National Report. Our writer’s and staff appreciate your support and want to give back to the community. During 2014 we more than doubled in size [...]
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President Obama… “White Privilege & Christianity Slowed American Progress”

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Earlier today, President Obama, delivered his report on America’s trade performance and the economy before a crowd of entrepreneurs, businessmen and small business owners at a conference in Dallas, [...]

The True Story of Thanksgiving… Squanto Friend of the Pilgrims, or Traitor to His Own?

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief One day these Christian European Pilgrims showed up at Plymouth Rock acting as if they owned the place. A long sea voyage had left them weak and in a pitiful state. The faithful Pilgrims came off the [...]
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Killer South American Black Seadevil Fish Discovered Off California Coast

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Scientist with the MBARI, the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute, five days ago discovered a rare and elusive deep-sea fish called the Black Seadevil, also known as the [...]
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NEGRO UPRISING! Ferguson Historical Society Renovation Plan Approved by City Council

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief *UPDATE: This just in… The Grand Jury just announced there will be no decision in the officer Darren Wilson case until Monday. Residents have been advised by the police department to arm themselves [...]