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Old hippies flock to Christian churches in the U.S. to pray for forgiveness & salvation

Elderly Americans Are Turning to God in Record Numbers Not Seen Since 1967

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Not since 1967 when American anarchists turned against God and country so they could have their “rights” to smoke their refer and tongue-worship at the bunghole of [...]
Largest Child Porn Ring in Florida History Busted This Morning

Largest Child Pornography Ring Ever Busted in Florida… BREAKING NEWS…

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> The children should’ve been in school this morning when Duval County Sheriff’s deputies and officers with the Jacksonville Police Department raided a recently rented [...]
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Taking Advantage of the Mentally Ill – Part Two

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief From the National Report’s Series: Helping Families Make Ends Meet <National Report> In part one of this special report on helping make ends meet we looked at the safest and most profitable [...]
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Taking Advantage of the Mentally Ill Has its Pros & Cons

From the National Report’s Series: Helping Families Make Ends Meet By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> With the U.S. economy sinking faster than Mary Jo Kopechne, in Senator Ted Kennedy’s, 1967 Oldsmobile [...]
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BrightSource Energy Says Chembombs Detonated over Pacific Ocean to Blame for Bird Deaths

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief IVANPAH DRY LAKE (NR) – They’re called “streamers,” for the smoke plume that comes from birds that ignite in midair while in-flight over the Ivanpah Solar Electric Generating [...]
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Zuckerberg to Use “Satire Tags” to Protect Ignorant Facebook Users – The National Report Responds

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief *SARCASM: Another term for verbal irony–the act of ostensibly saying one thing but meaning another. See further discussion under irony. *SATIRE: An attack on or criticism of any stupidity or vice [...]
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The National Report Investigates Minecraft & the Dark Side of User-Created Content

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief < WARNING! EXPLICIT UNCENSORED XXX PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!> Please read the statement below first before continuing to the article. * Being fair and unbiased in reporting news is our operating [...]
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Man Enters Hospital for Routine Surgery Goes Home with a Vagina – Lawsuit Filed

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief A Massachusetts man awoke from a routine circumcision Wednesday to find doctors had mistakenly performed a vaginoplasty. Robert Merkin, 26, of Provo, Utah, had entered the University Medical Center [...]
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American Journalist Missing in Ukraine – Are Western Journalist Being Targeted?

By Rayne Covelli July 27, 2014 – 7:52 am Just 12 hours since learning of our editor-in-chief Nigel Covington’s mysterious disappearance there has been no word on his whereabouts. According to Covington’s Russian friend a journalist [...]
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American Journalist Vanishes in Ukraine; Crimean Self-defense Forces Search Area

Rayne Covelli Date Release: 7-26-14 at: 7:16 pm Alarming report from Grabovo, Donetsk Oblast, Ukraine, received at the Seattle office of the National Report at 6:57 pm tonight indicates Nigel Covington, editor-in-chief for the National Report [...]
International monitors at #MH17 crash site arrived Thursday and include five Australian and four Dutch experts. They reached the crash site in five armored vehicles rigged for severe terrain.

Latest News on Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 for Friday July 25, 2014

Latest News on Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 for Friday July 25, 2014 By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief This morning local authorities have begun the task of moving the wreckage of MH17 to a secure location. Yesterday the Dutch Safety [...]
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Restaurant Massacre Caught on Video Covered Up by Corporate Enforcers? (VIDEO)

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> (Corpus Christi, TX) – In one of the most bizarre stories ever chronicled in the annals of journalism this one is at the top of the list. Too incredible to believe I looked [...]
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Killer Aussie Huntsman Spider to Infest Gulf of Mexico by End of 2015 (VIDEO)

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Most giant Huntsman spiders are not dangerous. Though harmless if you’ve never seen one before their size can stop you dead in your tracks. The non-venomous Huntsman for years have lived in the [...]
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Who wants to sit next to some disgusting porker who stinks for an entire flight?

Morbid Obesity May Soon be the Battlefield of the Civil Rights Movement

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Obesity is often cited as causing a national health crisis, with 35.7 percent of U.S. adults fitting into a category associated with elevated risk of heart disease, stroke, type 2 diabetes and certain [...]
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Dangerous New Street Drug “Wax” Linked to Youth Violence & Rainbow Family Cult

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief A popular new drug known as “Wax” is making the rounds these days among the high school and collegiate aged crowd. Wax, also called Ear Wax is a dangerous and sometimes deadly street drug. [...]