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Journalist Rayne Covelli Drugged & Raped by Coachella Hippies Remains in Jail.

OUTRAGE! Reporter “Roofied” & Raped at Coachella Remains in Jail…

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Easter Sunday, 4-20-14 <National Report> It is extremely disheartening to know that the National Report’s own journalist Rayne Covelli, 26, remains in custody at the Riverside County Jail [...]
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Dangerous Teen Drinking Game Puts High School Kids at Serious Risk

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> A new popular high school drinking game known as ‘Perving’ began as a consequence for teens who lose the drinking game. The game is played similar to the drinking [...]
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The National Report Announces The Winners of Their Reader’s Rack Contest!

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief We at the National Report wish to thank our readers who sent in photos of their wives, daughter’s, mistresses or a stranger’s cleavage to compete in our annual Reader’s Rack Contest. Our [...]
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Hey Kids Pot’s Not Cool… A New Drug ‘Bed Bugs’ Made in 3 EZ Steps (VIDEO)

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief That’s right kids smoking weed is for your mom & dad and the grandparents. Now that more states are legalizing it marijuana is no longer cool. Pot is so yesterday but you can get a better [...]
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PETA Sponsored Protest of Florida McDonald’s Turns Violent

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief The National Report this morning received uncensored security footage of a PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) sponsored protest of a Florida McDonald’s fast food restaurant that [...]
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Emos, Goths, Dubsteppers & Ravers: Revisiting Corporal Punishment in the U.S.

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief According to a study recently released by NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness, and Dr. Paul Horner, Ph.D., Director for the Center on the Study and Prevention of Youth Violence, teens today [...]
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Emosexual Teens: Drugs, Dubstep, Depression & Death

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> Do you have a teen Emo living at home? If so here is a little background on Emo culture and common traits parents can look for to determine if your child is part of this dangerous [...]
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The National Report Announces its 1st Annual Readers Rack Contest!!!

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Do you know a gal who is sporting a fine rack? Maybe your best gal is packing a pair of scud missiles, it could be your wife’s quantum heaps, your mistresses McFloppities, or a friend’s [...]
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Gay Activists Feces Bomb Parents & Children – Lets Put Gays on Reservations

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Gay activists from many countries including the United States have adopted a militant approach to getting their message out. The most recent event took place in Baden-Wṻrttemberg and Cologne, Germany [...]
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Skillrex Kicks Off Tour at Coachella 2014 – No Word on Missing Children…

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief In 10 days Sonny John Moore, of Los Angeles, who uses the stage name Skillrex will kick off his 35 stop tour which begins on April 11th at Coachella 2014. And this months issue of Rolling Stone features [...]
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Gay to Straight Conversion Programs… Do They Work?

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Do gay-to-straight conversion therapy programs work? The National Report wanted to find out more after we ran a story on Friday about Governor Bill Haslam, of Tennessee approving the gay-to-straight [...]
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Senator Feinstein Targets the NRA and Elderly

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Last year California Senator Dianne Feinstein (D) proposed an amendment to the Media Shield Law that would deny First Amendment rights to anyone reporting the news with the exception of reporters who’ve [...]
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Today’s Democrats Support Big Fed Spying, Gun Seizures & Warrantless Searches

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Two decades ago the Democratic party supported American laws and values. What separated Democrats from Republicans was democrats viewed things more liberally than Republicans. Democrats stood up for [...]
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Actor Bill Murray Pulls Woman From Certain Death

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Actor Bill Murray, the Hollywood superstar and Saturday Night Live sensation of the 70s who appeared in comedy classics such as Meatballs, Ghostbusters, Caddyshack and who portrayed Hunter S. Thompson, [...]
Higher numbers of GHS are being reported with gays 16 to 25 years

New Gay Disease ‘GHS’ Spreads… Public Cautioned to be Vigilant

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Since Massachusetts became the first state to legalize same-sex marriage in 2004, there has been a quiet but growing concern in their medical community about an increase in reports of what the gays [...]
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Editor’s Choice: Top 10 Most Fabulous Racks of the 20th Century

By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief Here is the National Report’s Editor’s Choice selection for the Top 10 most impressive female breasts of the 20th Century. Check back here next week for journalist Paul Horner’s pick [...]


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