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Trump: Ben Carson Perfect For HUD Because ‘It Has The Word Urban In It’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — President-Elect Donald J. Trump has already been raising eyebrows with his cabinet and adviser selections. Trump tapped Jeff Sessions as his Attorney General when Sessions was deemed too racist for a federal judgeship [...]

Obama Wants To Be A ‘Private Sector Gun Grabber’ When He Leaves Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The days in President Barack Hussein Obama’s (D-Kenya) presidency are dwindling, and aides close to the first black president are saying he’s been thinking long and hard about what he’ll do once he [...]


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