By Cassidy Pen
ATLANTA, Georgia (TNReport) – President Obama, Hollywood, current events, and social diversity are reasons experts claim African-American membership in the Ku Klux Klan is higher than it has ever been.
The traditionally pro-aryan organization has changed along with the rest of society. The process started in the 1960’s with President Johnson’s (D-TX) civil rights act, but a recent bump in numbers was expected by some.
Not everyone looks at this as good news. Wille Ray Dobson, Grand Slack Lizard of Georgia’s Empirical Klans of America, is not taking the news kindly. “We go through a very strict and thorough screening process to prevent these such occurrences,” said Dobson, “I ain’t never thought I’d see the day.”
It seems that this day has been coming for many years. A black detective in Colorado recently used his knowledge of racial slurs to become a high ranking officer in the Mandingo-loathing association.
Experts point mainly to almost universal contempt for President Obama’s socialist agenda for the spike in black klanners. “It’s one thing to judge a president based on his policies,” said a spokesman, “but to bring his race into the discussion shows that racism is not yet dead in the US.”
While some African-Americans remain secretive about their affiliation with the 150 year-old hate group, many openly flaunt their membership. One black man told this reporter that he joined the KKK to meet white women. Another appreciated the higher social standing that he achieved as a card-carrying white supremacist.
Hollywood liberalism and socialist group-think mindsets have also contributed to the shadowy changes in the klan constituency. Groundbreaking Saturday Night Live and Dave Chappelle skits are mentioned. “At this rate,” explains Dobson, “The average klan skin pigment will be a dingy grey by the end of the century.”
A massive simultaneous klan rally in Georgia and other locations is planned in reaction to this news.
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