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Adalia Rose Dead at 6 or 94, Nobody is sure yet

Adalia Rose gets dolled up for her mother to whore her out to unsuspecting Facebookers.

Adalia Rose gets dolled up for her mother to whore her out to unsuspecting Facebookers.

<National Report>Adalia Rose has passed away. While some say it was too soon to take such a beautiful young child from us, others say it is about time that wretched beast won’t be constantly showing up on Facebook and Tumblr pages. Depending on who you believe, Adalia either had a disease known as Progeria (the aging disease), or she was an alien from the planet Progeria about 700 million light years away.The only thing that is 100% true, is the fact that her “mother” whored Adalia out for money every chance she got.

Adalia and Natalia pose for a money making photo opportunity.

Adalia and Natalia pose for a money making photo opportunity.

Adalia’s mother Natalia has exploited her at every turn. Natalia has taken money from unsuspecting people who feel sorry for Adalia’s “condition”, but has never actually produced any proof that Adalia actually has Progeria, and is not in fact an very healthy alien.

Beautiful young girl or space alien?  You decide.

Beautiful young girl or space alien? You decide.

While it is completely debatable whether this is a diseased girl or an alien living among us, one thing is not debatable, Adalia was being exploited and abused. With her mother constantly propping her up in front of a camera to put photos on Facebook or videos on Youtube, and a woman named Edith Henry constantly going to her house to “Play” with this small creature, I am amazed that she survived a full 6 years. When Adalia was 5 or 93, Edith Henry, a childless married stylist who heard about Adalia from a friend, caught wind that the little girl wanted an iPad, and held an online fundraiser to buy one for her fifth birthday. They’ve been close ever since. They have slumber parties, play Bus Driver, and do each other’s nails and makeup. Whenever Edie visits, Adalia is pregnant, a doll stuffed under her shirt. Her babies are legion, too many to count: Barney, Baby Bop, Piglet. This is like Michael Jackson inviting cancer kids over and giving them “Jesus Juice”. This poor girl/alien had been taken advantage of at every turn, whether it was her mother stealing donations to buy a new house and car, or Edith Henry having random sexual encounters with a young girl/alien who didn’t fully understand what was happening because it hadn’t been on this planet long enough.

Adalia and Edith Henry before one of their "slumber parties"

Adalia and Edith Henry before one of their “slumber parties”

Until the full autopsy is completed, we will never know for sure whether Adalia was an alien or a child with a very rare disease, but one thing is certain, we can all be thankful that she is finally dead. I don’t mean that in a hurtful way either, we should all praise the Lord that He has taken her away from all the abuse and exploitation that she had to deal with during her short time on this planet. Also, we won’t be seeing that face plastered all over our Facebook, Tumblr and Twitter feeds anymore, so count your blessings.

Famously Exploited.

Famously Exploited.

In conclusion, Rest In Peace, whatever you were.



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266 Responses to "Adalia Rose Dead at 6 or 94, Nobody is sure yet"

  1. Rebecca says:

    This is fucking disgusting, Adalia isn’t even dead. What a horrible person

  2. Armin Arlert says:

    rip et

    You never go to go back to planet Progeria.

    *salutes*

  3. Doctor Bob says:

    It truly makes me sad how many people would get offended over something like this. It’s a joke people, some find it funny, some find it annoying. the internet was made to share things like this, and if your reaction is to get all offended over it, than keep your opinions to yourself instead of blindly threatening anyone with a sense of humour. just relax, calm down and have a laugh like everyone else on the internet

  4. Thom says:

    Yes it is sad that she has died, it’s sad when anyone dies. But there are other sufferers of this disease that also sadly die but no one gives them any sympathy as they haven’t been exploiting themselves for attention and money. There are other people suffering from progeria in this world other than adalia rose, please don’t forget about them. It would be more beneficial for everyone if people concentrated on raising money for a general progeria charity so in that way help can be given to those already suffering from the disease and those in years to come.

  5. putrid ballsack says:

    well her mom is exploiting her for money and shit like shes some kind of a thing not a human being so if she dies it would be sad but at the same time i would be kinda happy to see that whore (her mom) not exploiting her anymore a getting a fucking job.

  6. Bobby says:

    Everyone, this was a joke, not a dick, don’t take it so hard. You booty bothered bunch of bafoons.

  7. Dale Howey says:

    How the hell can you all call it exploiting? If you had a genetic disease and were going to die very shortly and you could earn a lot of money to support your family after you had passed away. you would do it too, the only difference is that this girl was probably too young to understand that, given the chance I’m sure she would have done the same thing.

    Corporations are exploiting factory workers and foreign farmers by getting produce at such a minuscule price and selling on to western markets for a huge profit, and what for? To add more millions to their bank account yet you still think this mother is “exploiting” her child.

    If this story is true, this little girl will have given her mother comfort from her own disadvantages, the same thing EVERY human being on the planet would do if they had the chance.

    And a message to the author too:

    If this story is true, you are a complete douche…

    If this story is a joke, which is the most probable of the two, you are a complete douche and need treatment…

    • tara says:

      No one in their right mind would exploit themsleves to get money for their family? As much as I love my family, if I was suffering from a genetic disorder I would not make myself look like an idiot or allow my family to in order for them to gain money for their own luxuries, It is pure selfishness. It is very unlikely that someone with a genetic condition such as Adalia Roses’ would be the main source of income for the family (hoping the parents have jobs) so if and when she dies it should not make an income on the family’s income. Yes, they may not get as much money anymore as they don’t have anyone to exploit but there are jobs out there! This whole story is ridiculous, the poor child is loosing her dignity so her mother can be swimming in money and brainwash many people in the process. Why doesn’t this woman do what any normal parent of a 6yr old does when their child wants something? she shouldn’t be begging for money from strangers to buy an i-pad (It’s a WANT not a NEED, I’d be far happier if the woman was asking for money for medical costs but she’s not! she’s wanting luxuries bought for her that many people can’t afford to have) she should work for it like everybody else has to.

  8. Dale Howey says:

    Oh, I have another thing to add, my adblock just blocked 8 ads from this page… that’s exploiting her, I’m sure that money will obviously go to a Progeria charity right? Ehmmmm no, straight into the publisher’s bank…

  9. Dewstina says:

    E.T. found home

    IN HELL!

  10. lydia says:

    U fkn pieces of shit to even talk about this baby like that…. i fkn hope something bad happens to ur kids basterds so u know what the fk it feels like to have a sick child….u must be a satin worshiper…pieces of shit.

    • FDRs Legs says:

      Calls people “fkn pieces of shit”, then wishes bad things upon them and their children… I’d call you a hypocrite, but based on your amazing grammar and spelling, I assume big words will confuse you.

      Also love how anything that isn’t Christianity is put in a negative connotation… You are a bigot as well.

  11. Alex says:

    Is this a trolling community or a real news page for this editorial is fucking heartless!

    • Merc says:

      Of course it’s real!!!

    • Avery Davis says:

      Gee. I don’t know Alex. How would an intelligent person determine what it is?

      Maybe by exploring the site a little? Maybe by reading some of the other stories?

      Hmmmm….it’s a real mystery!

  12. disgusted says:

    This is worse than the so-called ‘rag’ magazines.!!! You people are HORRIBLE!

  13. Juan Valdez says:

    I wish more people were as beautiful on the outside as this little girl is on the inside.

    Nah, just kidding. Kill it with fire.

  14. ben says:

    where you on crack when you wrote this article?

  15. bill says:

    Terrible disgusting article, i.m sure most of the people who seen the 10k+ shares of this will agree on the plus side it drew my attention to her and I think she is great

  16. aliyah says:

    you sick bastard. People like you make world a terrible place to live in. You are a sick individual and you have absolutely no morals how do you sleep at night? She’s not dead actually so fuck you

  17. Victoria says:

    Who ever wrote this is a SCUM BAG… Although she is in fact odd… She is HAPPY… and very much STILL ALIVE… how dare you write stuff like this… i think YOU, who ever you are, are the real evil in this world

  18. Lila says:

    All you people are heartless she was a young girl that had a disease that sadly took her life and you are calling her a alien how can anybody become so self centred and shallow you should be mourning and her mom was trying to raise money to help her child I hope you people learn that if you have nothing nice to say then shut your freaking mouthes.

  19. Kris says:

    First of all seriously wtf this writers a cock sucker and deserves a beat down. Secondly Some of you commenting on here to be cruel remember Karmas a bitch, and also think for a second how you’d feel if that was your sister, or yourself. I swear I hate people like you cruel for no reason, if you want to make a remark or be cruel do it else where or keep it to yourself don’t exploit yourselves as the true horrid pieces of trash you are for her and others to see. You’re nothing more then jack asses and bullies, I used to crack heads of little assholes like you when I was in HS for messing with kids like her. I pray someone straightens you out because to be so upsettingly rudeSome of you kids commenting on here to be cruel remember Karmas a bitch, and also think for a second how you’d feel if that was your sister, or yourself. I swear I hate people like you cruel for no reason, if you want to make a remark or be cruel do it else where or keep it to yourself don’t exploit yourselves as the true horrid pieces of trash you are for her family and others to see. You’re nothing more then jack asses and bullies, I used to crack heads of little assholes like you when I was in HS for messing with kids like her. I pray someone straightens you out because to be so upsettingly rude to a person you must have some self inflicting self worth, doubts about yourselves, and are heartless. Grow the fuck up.

  20. Caroline says:

    What a sick article. Show some respect.

  21. Sommer baby says:

    I don’t think that she is an alien! She is a human being!

  22. dick says:

    What the fuck

  23. Riley Higgins says:

    Hilarious

  24. Hannah Kent says:

    People are so rude. This poor girl has a rare genetic disease, but these idiots are saying she might be an alien. People don’t call those with cancer aliens, because they’re not! Stop the hating and mean theories!

  25. Blessed says:

    How dare you. You are a truly evil and terrible person. Anyone who can write such harsh things about a child, especially one with a disease or disorder, should be severely punished. There is no place for people like you in God’s Kingdom. Spend the time you have hear on Earth wisely because I have a strong feeling that you have already written your ticket to hell.

  26. Argondia says:

    This article is a BS! Natalia and Adalia are twin sisters! If se did die she would be exactly the same age as Natalia! Not 6. Never mind she is an angel and even if she was an alien she is thousand times better than the cruel people who wrote this or the ones agreeing with this rubbish. I don’t mind her being on Facebook, she is adorable! <3

  27. Dave Lester says:

    This is all false. This is the lowest of lows.

  28. eileen apple says:

    I follow her on facebook, she is NOT DEAD….. Here is her page……….. https://www.facebook.com/AdaliaRose

  29. lorry ahz says:

    I hope you didn’t get paid to write this segment. It is distasteful to say the least. Seriously calling this child an alien? Just one more ignorant person on the face of the earth that has to find fault with someone that was born “perfect” in their eyes. Milton Freewater Jr….let me just say that your profile picture isn’t one to shine so bright. Maybe you should of been put in a burlap bag at your birth and thrown into a pond. How does that make you feel?

  30. This is a disgusting article

  31. wee wee wrangler says:

    who can I wank to now?

  32. Mackenzie says:

    She is not a alien! Rest in piece whatever you were what the hell is wrong with you it amazes me that you could write a article so full of hatred

  33. tan says:

    Who eva wrote this. . . There is a special place in hell for you

  34. Jessica says:

    This is such bullshit . She was not an alien she was a child who was sick .

  35. Tierra Hancock says:

    I can’t belive people would treat that little girl/alien like a freak of nature I feel really bad for what she had to go through in her short life span just where ever she is I hope she doesn’t get treated like a freak of nature anymore

  36. grr says:

    How dare this writer call this beautiful child an alien! She is a girl leave it at that.

  37. She is beautiful no Matter what u say says:

    You are a bitch. “Alien” screw you. You are going to rot In hell.

  38. Lynsey says:

    This is absolutely horrible. Whoever did this should be ashamed. This should be a crime. Leave that precious little girl and her family alone.