05252019Headline:

Graffiti Artist Banksy Arrested In London; Identity Revealed

London, England — The elusive graffiti artist, political activist, film director, painter and long time fugitive that for years has gone by the pseudonymous name of Banksy, was arrested early this morning by London’s Metropolitan Police. [...]

Colorado Pot Shop Accepting Food Stamps – Taxpayer Funded Marijuana for Welfare Recipients

<National Report>As of January 1st, 2014, Colorado became the first state in the nation to allow adults aged 21 or older to purchase and use marijuana for recreational use. The decision has led to excessively large lines at pot shops [...]

Sarah Jessica Parker Lands Lead Role in American Pharoah Movie

“Sex In The City” star Sarah Jessica Parker has been booked for the leading role in director Gus Van Sant’s upcoming biopic “Trifecta,” which will tell the story of American Pharoah, the first race horse to win [...]


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