National Report

Business
- Abercrombie & Fitch Vs. America’s Titans of Cellulite
  
  7 days ago | 1 comment
  
  By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> As Americans we are rapidly becoming the most whiny people on the planet, like the [...]
Crime
- Was Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker FRAMED??
  
  7 days ago | 14 comments
  
  <National Report>Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker has been arrested for, get this, murder. The 24-year old self proclaimed “homefree” [...]
Entertainment
- Kanye West Dumped & Outed by Fashion Designer Riccardo Tisci
  
  9 hours ago | 0 comment
  
  By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Sidebar: “If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility” – Kanye West at the MTV [...]
Health
- 5 Things Parents Need to Know About Pre-Teens and Sex
  
  13 days ago | 4 comments
  
  By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> By the time your child enters the 5th grade they’ve become very aware of sex, [...]
Media
- Can Tumblr Love Yahoo, Like a Dirty Child Bride Sold into Marriage?
  
  3 days ago | 3 comments
  
  (National Report) – Yahoo Incorporated is buying Tumblr for $1.1 Billion (USD). While many see this as some sort of arranged marriage and plan a [...]
Opinion
- Why Can’t David Sedaris Get Morgan Freeman to Read His Books?
  
  8 days ago | 10 comments
  
  (National Report) – I don’t know who does the reading for David Sedaris’ audiobooks, but sales could probably improve if Morgan Freeman was [...]
Politics
- HomoGay Agenda Taking Over America – RIP Boy Scouts
  
  12 hours ago | 0 comment
  
  <National Report>Another fine American Institution was ruined today by the sissy Liberal’s and their HomoGay agenda. Until today the Boy [...]
Religion
- Stoning Women: A Cultural Consequence for Muslim Women Living in the U.S.
  
  9 days ago | 0 comment
  
  By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> Lapidation, or Stoning, is a form of capital punishment whereby a group throws stones [...]
Sports
- Tim Tebow Tweets Junk to Fans, Is He Breaking Up with God?
  
  15 days ago | 16 comments
  
  (National Report) – With homosexuality becoming so popular, the once unstoppable force of Tim Tebow is losing energy. In response, the quarterback [...]
World
- Queen Rocked by PR Scandal
  
  3 days ago | 2 comments
  
  <National Report>Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elizabeth of England, was reeling yesterday from the news that her chief public relations adviser, [...]