National Report

Business
- Abercrombie & Fitch Vs. America’s Titans of Cellulite
  
  2 days ago | 1 comment
  
  By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> As Americans we are rapidly becoming the most whiny people on the planet, like the [...]

Crime
- Was Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker FRAMED??
  
  3 days ago | 13 comments
  
  <National Report>Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker has been arrested for, get this, murder. The 24-year old self proclaimed “homefree” [...]
Entertainment
- Christie’s To Auction Angelina Jolie’s Breasts, Proceeds To Help Breast Cancer Research
  
  3 days ago | 0 comment
  
  By Nigel J. Covington III & Susan B Xenu <NationalReport> At a brief press conference held shortly before noon in Los Angeles, Angelina [...]
Health
- 5 Things Parents Need to Know About Pre-Teens and Sex
  
  8 days ago | 4 comments
  
  By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> By the time your child enters the 5th grade they’ve become very aware of sex, [...]
Media
- Boy Scouts Announce Boobs Merit Badge
  
  13 days ago | 20 comments
  
  (National Report) – The Boy Scouts of America are beta testing a new Breasts merit badge for scouts. The badge, to be rolled out in 2014, is [...]
Opinion
- Why Can’t David Sedaris Get Morgan Freeman to Read His Books?
  
  3 days ago | 6 comments
  
  (National Report) – I don’t know who does the reading for David Sedaris’ audiobooks, but sales could probably improve if Morgan Freeman was [...]
Politics
- Marcus Bachmann “Tickled Pink” Over Gay Marriage Vote
  
  6 days ago | 1 comment
  
  <National Report>The Minnesota Senate voted today 37-30 in favor of making gay marriage legal in the state. The vote is the final legislative [...]
Religion
- Stoning Women: A Cultural Consequence for Muslim Women Living in the U.S.
  
  4 days ago | 0 comment
  
  By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> Lapidation, or Stoning, is a form of capital punishment whereby a group throws stones [...]
Sports
- Tim Tebow Tweets Junk to Fans, Is He Breaking Up with God?
  
  11 days ago | 16 comments
  
  (National Report) – With homosexuality becoming so popular, the once unstoppable force of Tim Tebow is losing energy. In response, the quarterback [...]
World
- The Netherlands: Sex-Ed Classes for 5 year-olds? The Dutch on the Brink of War…
  
  6 days ago | 8 comments
  
  By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> In the latest weekend edition of the National Report my article entitled; “5 [...]