08232016Headline:
- Cowboys Receiver Dez Bryant Sues For Defamation Over Madden 17 Game Rating
- Ryan Lochte’s Mom Ends Endorsement Deal With Ryan Lochte
- Sarah Palin Lists Pig Latin as Language Skill in Resumé Sent to Donald Trump
- New Study Reveals Inverse Relationship Between Penis Size And Times Word “Cuck” Is Used
- Trump Adviser Michele Bachmann To Get New Secretary of Rapture Cabinet Role
- Trump to Host “Afro-Centric” Picnics
- New threat: Peruvian Psychedelic EDM/Jamband Dengue Dengue Dengue! Now Infecting Youth
- Trump Campaign Hires Ryan Lochte As Truth Adviser
- Donald Trump Admits Regretting Being Donald Trump
- Simone Biles’ Gold Medals STOLEN From Olympic Village; Lochte Questioned
- Steve Bannon’s First Move: Trump To Put Out Tinfoil ‘Make America Great Again’ Hats
- Make A Wish Kid Says “I Wish Donald Trump Had Cancer”
- Rudy Giuliani Claims There Were No ‘Louisiana Floods’ Before Obama
- Clinton: National Anthem Must Go
- Leaked E-mail: Clinton Will Officially Rechristen U.S. Armed Forces As “The Hillitary”
Business
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Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters Sues Donald Trump Over Use of Term “The Wall,” Says National Report
SOUTHAMPTON, N.Y. — Pink Floyd co-founder Roger Waters is suing Donald Trump over the real estate mogul’s use of the term “The Wall,” citing [...] 
China’s Economic Recovery Result of Donald Trump Merchandise Sales
BEIJING — China’s rapid economic recovery, historically bolstered by foreign loan repayments and real estate deals, far outpaced quarterly financial [...]
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Crime
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Simone Biles’ Gold Medals STOLEN From Olympic Village; Lochte Questioned
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil — In another crime-related Rio Olympics story, sources say four gold medals awarded to American gymnast Simone Biles turned [...] 
Man Shouts ‘Allahu Akbar’ Before Blowing Up Friend’s Inbox
De Pere, WI – A Wisconsin man is resting comfortably after an explosion rocked his inbox late Saturday afternoon. The blast occurred at approximately [...]
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Education
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Sarah Palin Calls Wilma Flintstone “America’s Most Admired Woman”
WASILLA, Alaska — A newly discovered essay entitled “My Most Admired Woman in History,” reportedly written by former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, [...] 
Anti-Bullying Law Would Require Students to Wear Body Cameras
Madison, WI – Efforts to curb bullying and harassing behavior in schools turned angry and partisan on the Wisconsin Senate floor Tuesday as lawmakers [...]
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Entertainment
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New threat: Peruvian Psychedelic EDM/Jamband Dengue Dengue Dengue! Now Infecting Youth
By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, TNReport Entertainment Journalist Warning: This exposé documents the evils of the audio visual [...] 
Pokémon Go Character Jynx Dies After Being Left In Hot Car
BOSTON, Mass. — Jynx, the controversial Pokémon character whose dark-skinned appearance was altered to appease advocates of political correctness, [...]
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Environmental
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Donald Trump Vows to Frack the Whole Nation as President
Echoing Sarah Palin’s “Drill, Baby, Drill mantra, sources say presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump vows to “frack this country from stem to [...] 
SeaWorld Removes Orca Chowder from Cafeteria Menu
SAN ANTONIO, Tex. — After increased scrutiny and growing criticism from animal welfare groups, SeaWorld has removed Orca Chowder from its cafeteria [...]
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Health
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Make A Wish Kid Says “I Wish Donald Trump Had Cancer”
BUFFALO GROVE, Ill. — Friends, family and even town officials in this conservative, Chicagoland suburb of 42,000 have sadly distanced themselves [...] 
Michele Bachmann: Obama Engineered Zika Virus to Fund Obamacare
STILLWATER, Minn. — In a speech delivered before a major conservative think tank, former Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann reportedly suggested [...]
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Lifestyle
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Bedwetter’s Mother Sees Image of Donald Trump in Son’s Sheets
CINCINNATI, Ohio — Like many youngsters, 6-year-old Rogelio Fuentes recently awoke to a pair of soggy pajamas and a set of wet bed sheets — [...] 
Hugh Hefner Sells Playboy Mansion, Opens Playboy Assisted Living Facility
HOLMBY HILLS, Calif. — The Playboy Mansion, home to publisher and businessman Hugh Hefner, was sold for $200 million, and will soon be converted [...]
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Media
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FOX News Anchors Will Open Carry During RNC Broadcasts
CLEVELAND, Oh. — Fox News Chairman and CEO Roger Ailes is requiring his news correspondents to open carry loaded firearms while covering Cleveland’s [...] 
Mother of Slain Gorilla Calls for Peace as Protest Turns Violent
Cincinnati, OH – Gargantua, mother of the unarmed 17-year-old silverback gorilla shot dead by Zoo officials after a toddler slipped inside [...]
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Politics
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Ryan Lochte’s Mom Ends Endorsement Deal With Ryan Lochte
CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Illeana Lochte, mother of 12-time Olympic medalist Ryan Lochte, has reportedly ended a longstanding endorsement deal with her [...] 
Sarah Palin Lists Pig Latin as Language Skill in Resumé Sent to Donald Trump
WASILLA, Alaska — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, hoping to get her foot in the door of Donald Trump’s administration, reportedly submitted [...]
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Religion
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Pope Francis Invites Juggalos to Exclusive Vatican Banquet
VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis has invited people from all walks of life to the Vatican. Convicted felons, the homeless, even prostitutes have been [...] 
Muslim American Woman Stoned in Public After Committing Adultery: A Personal Exposé
HAMTRAMCK, Mich. — Bettye Habid’s marriage was in trouble long before she met her ultimate fate in a public square, in a place once described [...]
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Science/Tech
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Report: Bernie Sanders Bird Actually Obama Drone
A report of out of Washington D.C. alleges that the bird that “dropped in” on a Bernie Sanders rally in Portland, Oregon was not “an [...] -
Donald Trump to Donate Brain for CTE Research
Multiple professional athletes have begun to come forward and announce they will be donating their brains to science to further study the effects [...]
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Sports
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Cowboys Receiver Dez Bryant Sues For Defamation Over Madden 17 Game Rating
By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, TNReport Sports Journalist DALLAS, TEXAS-Dallas Cowboys Receiver Dez Bryant is upset about his [...] 
Bazaar Pokemon Crosses Cubs Dugout
Fans Dismayed Over Reemergence of Cubs’ Curse By: Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen – TNReport Sports Reporter FLUSHING, [...]
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The Covington Report
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The Covington Report: Politically Correct Mandate… Tubman / Jackson $20 Bill
By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief The Covington Report, are the collective works of commentary and editorial pieces from Editor-in-Chief, [...] 
The Covington Report: Health Insurers Bail Out of Obamacare Fear Imminent Collapse
By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief The Covington Report are the collective works of commentary and editorial pieces from Editor-in-Chief, [...]
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Sports
Cowboys Receiver Dez Bryant Sues For Defamation Over Madden 17 Game Rating
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Politics
Ryan Lochte’s Mom Ends Endorsement Deal With Ryan Lochte
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Politics
Sarah Palin Lists Pig Latin as Language Skill in Resumé Sent to Donald Trump
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Politics
New Study Reveals Inverse Relationship Between Penis Size And Times Word “Cuck” Is Used
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Politics
Trump Adviser Michele Bachmann To Get New Secretary of Rapture Cabinet Role
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Politics
Trump to Host “Afro-Centric” Picnics
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Entertainment
New threat: Peruvian Psychedelic EDM/Jamband Dengue Dengue Dengue! Now Infecting Youth
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Politics
Trump Campaign Hires Ryan Lochte As Truth Adviser
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Politics
Donald Trump Admits Regretting Being Donald Trump
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Crime
Simone Biles’ Gold Medals STOLEN From Olympic Village; Lochte Questioned
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Politics
Steve Bannon’s First Move: Trump To Put Out Tinfoil ‘Make America Great Again’ Hats
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Health
Make A Wish Kid Says “I Wish Donald Trump Had Cancer”
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Politics
Rudy Giuliani Claims There Were No ‘Louisiana Floods’ Before Obama
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Politics
Clinton: National Anthem Must Go
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Politics
Leaked E-mail: Clinton Will Officially Rechristen U.S. Armed Forces As “The Hillitary”
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Politics
NASA Scientists Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity
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